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Title: Today, tell everybody one life lesson your learned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 22, 2008, 10:04:49 AM: 1. People are just statistics.
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 22, 2008, 10:08:24 AM: 3.life sucks regardless so don't even try
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2008, 10:09:54 AM: 4. Soundgarden is better than pretty much everything
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Post by: T234 on September 22, 2008, 10:13:34 AM: 5. Don't pick up a set of clippers while drunk.

Ever.

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I'm now bald. :-\
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 22, 2008, 10:14:09 AM: pics plz
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Post by: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM: 6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on September 22, 2008, 10:28:00 AM: Quote from: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM
6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.

I re-learn this every day.
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Post by: T234 on September 22, 2008, 10:31:25 AM: Quote from: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 10:23:08 AM
6. shitty jobs are shitty jobs. don't care and get out as fast as you can. trying to change the place will frustrate you more than it will do any good.
I'm taking this as a sign from god.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on September 22, 2008, 10:34:13 AM: 7. People in general are irrational and unintelligent. Don't waste your time trying to figure out the logic behind peoples' actions
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 22, 2008, 11:03:44 AM: Most people believe what they see and hear on TV as how it is.
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Post by: cool breeze on September 22, 2008, 11:10:11 AM: 8. Fuck Nick Cannon
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 22, 2008, 11:12:52 AM: 9. If you know what you were put on this planet to do, do it. :rock
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Post by: Beezy on September 22, 2008, 11:22:05 AM: 10. Favorable variances are not always necessarily favorable.
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 22, 2008, 11:40:40 AM: 11. Jerry Springer is hilarious
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Post by: lordmaji on September 22, 2008, 12:37:15 PM: Too many to list.

13... when someone tells you, you need mental help, you should probably always listen to them.
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Post by: TVC15 on September 22, 2008, 12:53:48 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 22, 2008, 10:34:13 AM
7. People in general are irrational and unintelligent. Don't waste your time trying to figure out the logic behind peoples' actions

14. They may be unintelligent, but I don't think they are generally irrational. If anything, most people are quite predictable once you've known them for more than a few days. This does not apply to women since they are not people anyway.
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Post by: Bocsius on September 22, 2008, 12:58:55 PM: 15. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 22, 2008, 01:09:14 PM: Quote from: Bocsius on September 22, 2008, 12:58:55 PM
15. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/hicks_onlywaytobesure.jpg)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 01:10:58 PM: 16. Drug users will rob drug dealers
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 22, 2008, 01:12:54 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 01:10:58 PM
16. Drug users will rob drug dealers

u get robed? u mad?
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 22, 2008, 01:38:27 PM: 17) Nobody outside of your immediately family really gives a fuck about you. Unless you're a hot chick, which in that case, they care about you because they want to put it in your vagina. So know who your real friends are but not depend entirely on them. They might just be the one that fucks you over the hardest.
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Post by: bud on September 22, 2008, 01:58:15 PM: 18. girls are whores.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 22, 2008, 02:04:15 PM: Especially bud's mom
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 02:41:18 PM: 20. senior citizens will bust their guns too
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2008, 02:44:31 PM: 21. All teenagers from Michigan are clueless idiots.
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Post by: Eric P on September 22, 2008, 02:45:21 PM: 22. learn number 6 quicker than i did
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 02:47:41 PM: 23. Mark Warner will be president one day
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2008, 05:08:45 PM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 02:47:41 PM
23. Mark Warner will be president one day

SCHWEITZER, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 22, 2008, 05:09:52 PM: 24. "24" is no longer worth watching.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 05:10:29 PM: 25. Virginia>>>Montana
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 22, 2008, 05:15:59 PM: 26. changing yourself is next to impossible; Changing others is impossible.
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Post by: Oblivion on September 22, 2008, 05:30:13 PM: edit: damn it! already mentioned.
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Post by: TVC15 on September 22, 2008, 05:49:24 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 22, 2008, 05:15:59 PM
26. changing yourself is next to impossible; Changing others is impossible.

27. If you think that is true, you are probably clinically depressed.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2008, 05:56:05 PM: 28. I'm probably clinically depressed.
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Post by: demi on September 22, 2008, 05:59:24 PM: 29. You'll NEVER have a reason to buy a Wii or Wii related product
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Post by: TVC15 on September 22, 2008, 05:59:56 PM: 30. If you bought a Wii, you are a sucker :(
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Post by: demi on September 22, 2008, 06:06:07 PM: 29a. This also applies to PS3 and PS3 related products
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Post by: Beezy on September 22, 2008, 09:09:06 PM: 31. I honestly can't tell if a girl has any interest in me unless she comes right out and says it. :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 09:10:46 PM: 32. make a thread negro
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 22, 2008, 09:24:49 PM: 34.) White shirts look better under black button downs than any other color shirts.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2008, 09:25:30 PM: 35. standing out in the rain for 20 mins will make you sick :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2008, 09:26:27 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 22, 2008, 09:24:49 PM
34.) White shirts look better under black button downs than any other color shirts.

black undershirt with black shirt > white.
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Post by: Beezy on September 22, 2008, 10:25:22 PM: 36. Netflix owns.
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 22, 2008, 10:31:11 PM: 37.going more than a few days without making fuck is really hard
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Post by: Don Flamenco on September 22, 2008, 10:35:00 PM: 38) Anything that anyone does comes out of the fact that they know that they are going to die. Every single that has ever happened on earth springs from this fact, one way or another.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on September 22, 2008, 10:44:10 PM: 39. Do your best. This is a lie. Firstly it takes too much time and effort and secondly it's never appreciated. If this financial mess has taught us anything it's that mediocrity and even failure at times is rewarded.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2008, 10:49:07 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on September 22, 2008, 10:31:11 PM
40.going more than a few ever without making fuck is really harder than anything else.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 22, 2008, 10:50:32 PM: 41. Don't take life lessons from anonymous internet posters.
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Post by: Boogie on September 22, 2008, 10:51:49 PM: 42. The internet is full of bitter depressed cynics.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 10:54:27 PM: 43. don't hold the door open for men
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2008, 10:56:53 PM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:54:27 PM
43. don't hold the door open for men

It's fine to do so as long as you are the one to walk in first.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM: but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me :-\
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Post by: muckhole on September 22, 2008, 11:00:10 PM: So, win-win!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 22, 2008, 11:01:34 PM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM
but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me :-\

:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM: 44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.
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Post by: Oblivion on September 23, 2008, 12:30:04 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

Sounds like you haven't been a good, kind person for very long. ;)
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Post by: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:36:32 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on September 23, 2008, 12:30:04 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

Sounds like you haven't been a good, kind person for very long. ;)

Not true! :) I just couldn't think of anything else, TBH.
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on September 23, 2008, 02:06:03 AM: 45. the conservative libertarian is the idealogical opposite of the liberal communist, and equally as braindead.
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Post by: Powerslave on September 23, 2008, 08:50:42 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

It hardly pays off.
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Post by: Crushed on September 23, 2008, 08:52:03 AM: 47. Keep your head down and your stick on the ice.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on September 23, 2008, 08:52:28 AM: Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 22, 2008, 10:59:01 PM
but I didn't. I thought it was an older lady so I stood out and held open the door, and he walked in and winked at me :-\

Heh.

48. Never go full homo.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 23, 2008, 09:18:50 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on September 23, 2008, 08:50:42 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on September 23, 2008, 12:22:33 AM
44. Being a good, kind person is never a bad thing.

It hardly pays off.

Still pays off more than being angry cocksucker all the time. And no, I'm not calling you that.
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Post by: Powerslave on September 23, 2008, 09:26:44 AM: Fuck you, you did call me that, fucker.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on September 23, 2008, 09:46:20 AM: 49.[youtube=425,350]GBeFVHPwGrA[/youtube]
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Post by: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM: 50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2008, 10:15:54 PM: 52. Just do it

there's this girl in my african american studies class. She's not super hot but holy shit she's beautiful. She sits to my right, with a desk between us. The class only meets once a week and each time I say I'm gonna talk to her - but right after class she totally disappears. By the time I pack up my stuff she's gone. She also doesn't leave the class room when it's time for a break (2 and a half+ hour class). What I need to do is come to class before her and sit next to her, then start a conversation. I've gotta do it because omg.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 23, 2008, 10:21:42 PM: I talked to a really cute girl today. we did math together.
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Post by: muckhole on September 23, 2008, 10:23:39 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 23, 2008, 10:21:42 PM
I talked to a really cute girl today. we did math together.

Awesome! Tomorrow, you'll be all "One plus one, we'll have some fun, in my bedroom. Dada-da. Dada-da."
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 23, 2008, 10:27:52 PM: The tutorial is only once a week. :(

Also we were working with another girl, with bad acne scars, more talkative than the cute one. So the only time I got to talk to the cute one was when this guy, who I think is distinguished mentally-challenged or foreign or something, kept harassing the one with acne with questions.
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Post by: Akala on September 23, 2008, 10:28:43 PM: 53. It is never a good Idea to call your significant other a "plague rat."
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Post by: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM: Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 23, 2008, 11:17:43 PM: 55. Snipers and dudes with bats
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2008, 09:21:46 AM: Quote from: Akala on September 23, 2008, 10:28:43 PM
53. It is never a good Idea to call your significant other a "plague rat."
:rofl
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Post by: Beezy on September 24, 2008, 09:13:03 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay
:lol
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Post by: Eric P on September 24, 2008, 09:15:41 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:30:40 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 11:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on September 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beezy on September 23, 2008, 09:19:15 PM
50. 30 Rock is fucking hilarious.

54. 'Nothing is impossible...except dinosaurs'

56. Live every week...like it's Shark Week.

57. Be a giver of gifts, be her best friend...and work that va-jay-jay

58. tell her you want to donate your body to science and she's science
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 24, 2008, 10:29:22 PM: Quote from: dcharlie on September 23, 2008, 10:11:51 PM
51. The funny thing about regret is, It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.

59. and if you see your mother today, be sure to tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 10:38:07 PM: 60. when backed into a corner do something so crazy that it might work, but it might not work
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Post by: duckman2000 on September 24, 2008, 10:39:28 PM: 61. Don't drink and let other people drive, or you might just end up in Ypsilanti.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 10:40:56 PM: 62. people who hate on Ypsilanti are probably pedophiles
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Post by: duckman2000 on September 24, 2008, 10:41:40 PM: 63. People in Ypsilanti are, without a doubt, pedophiles
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 10:42:59 PM: 64. Ann Arbor is cool but honestly, is in no way better than Ypsilanti
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 24, 2008, 10:43:30 PM: 65. You can't avoid your problems forever.

But I still think I can; I haven't really learned that lesson.
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Post by: Powerslave on September 25, 2008, 02:59:57 AM: ^nice tag
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Post by: lordmaji on September 25, 2008, 10:03:02 AM: 66. Emotional Pain is 10xs worse than any physical pain. I'd rather have an armed sawed off instead of severe emotional pain.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 25, 2008, 10:05:24 AM: 67. Men and women are equal in every way except in the court room.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 25, 2008, 10:42:43 AM: and dick size
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Post by: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:45:12 AM: 68. The best feeling in the world isn't love or happiness, it's when you were climbing ropes in gym class and you had that weird sensation in your groin area good god did that feel good I never wanted to come down...
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Post by: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:46:01 AM: 69. The best part of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, its looking down and groping your half-erect cock. Man does it rock to be a man.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 25, 2008, 10:49:10 AM: Quote from: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:45:12 AM
68. The best feeling in the world isn't love or happiness, it's when you were climbing ropes in gym class and you had that weird sensation in your groin area good god did that feel good I never wanted to come down...

Oh man, can you imagine rope burn on your dick? :-X
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Post by: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:52:18 AM: Well I was clothed when I climbed and I took my time going down cause I was still having good sensations. It took a lot of willpower to not just let go.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 25, 2008, 11:09:12 AM: Quote from: demi on September 25, 2008, 10:52:18 AM
Well I was clothed when I climbed and I took my time going down cause I was still having good sensations. It took a lot of willpower to not just let go.

You totally would have came if you did. :-*