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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Rman on September 24, 2008, 10:32:19 PM

Title: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Rman on September 24, 2008, 10:32:19 PM: Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom!

Oh, brother. :yuck

And I'm a Christian.
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2008, 10:33:23 PM: you are obligated to hunt this person down like a good soldier and crucify them like our lord
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 10:33:50 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Rman on September 24, 2008, 10:35:38 PM: I just don't get the ''fight for freedom'' theme that many people subscribe to. Do people really think that we were fighting the Iraq war to protect our freedom?
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2008, 11:10:25 PM: rman, islamic people hate us and want to give us allah, which means taking away our jesus. jesus is everything good in this world, the best of which is freedom. therefore, by the transitive property, the islamists want to take away our freedom.
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2008, 11:12:29 PM: I saw this in a chain email, except somebody had added Canadian and British soldiers. :lol
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 11:32:34 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2008, 11:12:29 PM
I saw this in a chain email, except somebody had added Canadian and British soldiers. :lol

canada has soldiers?
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2008, 11:40:57 PM: don't hate. i saw a mountie totally uppercut some meth bitch, and that was in limpwristed victoria! i bet boogie tears the heads off of junkies and uses their skulls as toilets to catch the PURE STEEL he shits. if that's what their law enforcement is like, a canuck soldier can probably fuck you up just by thinkin' aboot it.

:bow canada :bow2
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 11:44:36 PM: beating up junkies is a sign of strength now? smh

when i lived in detroit i used to laugh at baseheads then steal their broken amps before they could sell them
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Oblivion on September 24, 2008, 11:48:28 PM: Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Allah?
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2008, 11:49:40 PM: jesus wouldn't fight back, so that's not a fair fight

who'd win in a fight, Putin or Allah?
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2008, 12:24:17 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on September 24, 2008, 11:48:28 PM
Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Allah?

That question is being answered right now, in Iraq. SUPPORT THE TROOPS :american
Title: Re: Crazy email signature.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 25, 2008, 05:29:42 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on September 24, 2008, 11:48:28 PM
Who would win in a fight, Jesus or Allah?
if The Passion of the Christ taught us anything, its that Jesus can take a hit. His superior chin will carry him through, Allah will eventually tire out and fall over, just like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a prize fighter.