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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2008, 02:55:15 PM

Title: Best African-American President?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2008, 02:55:15 PM

The knee jerk choice is David Palmer, who not only was the most awesome President in television history, but also married to the cattiest bitch of all-time.  Two things prevent him from beating the real winner - Tom Beck - the fact that he's dead and he did not have to stop a giant fucking coment TWO giant fucking comets!

(http://www.cinefile.biz/impact1.jpg)

Look at that!  That's leadership.  He was going to lead us through the post-apocalyptic world.  He didn't get upset or show weakness.  Best fake President ever!

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 25, 2008, 02:57:48 PM

This shouldn't even be close.

 (http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x129/harumtoscarum/PresidentCamacho.jpg)

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2008, 02:58:04 PM

Oh hell naw.

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z168/Goddamnidiot/22363_2_camacho.jpg)

That's some fucking leadership right there, bitches.

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2008, 02:59:08 PM

President Camacho didn't do anything but hijack the non-suicidal Wilson brother for his advantage.

No comets?  No sale!

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2008, 02:59:16 PM

No one compares to Palmer :usacry

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2008, 03:00:59 PM

Uh, comets.

Let's face it - Palmer was a mediocre President.  Without Jack Bauer, he'd be even deader.

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2008, 03:05:00 PM

mediocre? he kept a cool head and prevented like three disasters! and in two of those cases his wife was working behind his back trying to fuck shit up

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2008, 03:05:50 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2008, 02:59:08 PM

President Camacho didn't do anything but hijack the non-suicidal Wilson brother for his advantage.

No comets?  No sale!

Whatever, dude.  President Camacho wasn't just President- he was a five time Ultimate Smackdown Champion and Porn Star.  Show me any of the other black POTUSes that had such a diverse resume?  You CAN'T.

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Bocsius on September 25, 2008, 03:07:31 PM

Of those, I've only seen The Fifth Element and Deep Impact. I'm going with Zeus.

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 25, 2008, 03:08:59 PM

I voted for Fifth Element

that movie has a comet, Willco owned

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Mandark on September 25, 2008, 03:09:59 PM

Where's Warren G. Harding (http://www.geocities.com/cureworks1/5blkpres.htm#Warren%20G.%20Harding), dammit?

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 25, 2008, 03:51:05 PM

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 25, 2008, 02:59:16 PM

No one compares to Palmer :usacry

QFT

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 25, 2008, 04:29:37 PM

Quote from: Night Man on September 25, 2008, 02:57:48 PM

This shouldn't even be close.

 (http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x129/harumtoscarum/PresidentCamacho.jpg)

:bow President Camacho :bow2

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Tauntaun on September 26, 2008, 01:04:55 PM

Fifth Element negro cause FE was an awesome movie. :rock

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Eric P on September 26, 2008, 01:08:32 PM

the man is a horrible film

it's like a christopher columbus flick

there was a GREAT book written about the first black president told from the perspective after his trial for treason but i can't recall the name of it.  it's been like a decade since i read it


edit: that was the novel for The Man.  could of swore i was thinking of someone else

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 26, 2008, 01:13:07 PM

Bill Clinton

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2008, 01:25:42 PM

I need to see Idiocracy.

Title: Re: Best African-American President?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 26, 2008, 01:54:06 PM

I hereby call this election for Camacho.