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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:10:04 AM

Title: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:10:04 AM

Was supposed to go on a date with a girl I like tonight that I was really interested in! She asked ME out on Wednesday to go out tonight but I have now come to the realization (now that it's almost 11pm) that she isn't going to call me.  :'(

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 02:13:41 AM

 :(


Go gay with me. 

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Tieno on September 28, 2008, 02:17:02 AM

Are you black? If you are, that may be it...

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:17:39 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 28, 2008, 02:13:41 AM

:(


Go gay with me. 

im tempted man but im saving my asshole virginity for jesus

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 02:21:22 AM

Then maybe we should just say we're gay.  Maybe walk down the street holding hands a few times.  Then girls will see us as off limits and, being the stupid creatures they are, will want us then. 

Then we'll take their assholes and be all "Fuck you Jesus!" and shit. 

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: etiolate on September 28, 2008, 02:25:39 AM

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: tiesto on September 28, 2008, 02:27:38 AM

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:29:10 AM

Quote from: tiesto on September 28, 2008, 02:27:38 AM

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

I'd like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, I've known her for about a year now and we we're friends before this. I also know she at least HAD a crush on me.

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: tiesto on September 28, 2008, 02:32:51 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:29:10 AM

Quote from: tiesto on September 28, 2008, 02:27:38 AM

That sucks, dude. Don't bother contacting her again. If she calls you back, don't pick up, no matter what the temptation might be.

I'd like to at least give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, I've known her for about a year now and we we're friends before this. I also know she at least HAD a crush on me.

Don't pick up the first time, at least. If she calls a second time, pick up but keep it short and to the point, don't even mention getting stood up. You want to throw her for a loop and make the girl wonder "why didn't he pick up that first time!".

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 02:40:11 AM

Or you could dwell on the fact that she stood you up and then call her a bitch before she hangs up.  Either or.   

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2008, 02:56:07 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 28, 2008, 02:25:39 AM

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Your avatar is making me sick.

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: drozmight on September 28, 2008, 03:04:07 AM

You should go to her house and make sure she's ok.

It'll be fine.  Go.

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 28, 2008, 03:04:53 AM

Being stood up sucks. Go to her house, kidnap her and make her take you out.

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 28, 2008, 04:25:32 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 28, 2008, 02:25:39 AM

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Wow.  Random much?

Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2008, 02:56:07 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 28, 2008, 02:25:39 AM

So uh I got 400 dollars in four one hundred dollar bills that was owed me...

And I am war riding in my car out on some random street corner for a wifi signal with my laptop.

I worry about having that much cash on me out on a street corner... so I stuffed it down my underwear.

So yes I am on the street corner with phat bills stuffin my birdcage.






....awhatcha doin tonight?

Your avatar is making me sick.

IAWTP  :P

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 10:49:26 AM

You obviously didn't show her your pic from the "post your pics" thread. The Pope himself would would show up to hit that. No homo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well, maybe just a smidge. :shh :-* :hump

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Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Tauntaun on September 28, 2008, 09:31:08 PM

Seriously dude, ur hawt.  :-*

Title: Re: I've been stood up! COMFORT ME NOW
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2008, 09:35:53 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on September 28, 2008, 02:10:04 AM

Was supposed to go on a date with a girl I like tonight that I was really interested in! She asked ME out on Wednesday to go out tonight but I have now come to the realization (now that it's almost 11pm) that she isn't going to call me.  :'(

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

:'(  that's cold blooded.

Post her pics please