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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 11:41:02 AM

Title: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 11:41:02 AM: We had a junior hockey team stay at our cottages all weekend due to a local tournament, and instead of them all coming up and paying their respective bills, a few of them just up and left, assuming that we'd charge their credit cards. This would be fine, if two of the familiy's credit cards didn't get rejected when I ran the numbers through.

But I've got their home addresses, and It's not that far. I'll call them tonight, and give them a chance to make good. Otherwise, I'm road-tripping. Suburbia will never be the same. :punch

Applicants sign up here with your chosen codename, tactical specialty, and weapons of choice please.

EDIT: Father Mike is already in, because he owns a trenchcoat and fedora.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Reb on September 28, 2008, 11:47:10 AM: I'm the wildcard.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 11:48:36 AM: I'm presuming you've got the necessary Southern outfit for the job.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Reb on September 28, 2008, 11:52:18 AM: I got yall covered fellars!
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 12:11:25 PM: I'm ready to burn some bitches with some unlit cigarettes.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 12:12:46 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 28, 2008, 12:11:25 PM
I'm ready to burn some bitches with some unlit cigarettes.

We'll codename you "Solid Sphincter".
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 12:16:20 PM: Who will be "Liquid Sphincter" then?
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: demi on September 28, 2008, 12:18:27 PM: Your second asshole
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 12:20:18 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 28, 2008, 12:16:20 PM
Who will be "Liquid Sphincter" then?

Quote from: demi on September 28, 2008, 12:18:27 PM
Your second asshole

I was saving that for TVC and his rice-paper thin stomach stomach lining, but alas. :lol
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 12:23:48 PM: Everyone will be happy to know that I've stopped stuffing my second hole so it should be gone in a week!
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 12:31:19 PM: That's good news. I guess in the meantime I should have made you a "Double-0" agent.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2008, 12:59:08 PM: Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle. You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 01:08:23 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 12:59:08 PM
Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle. You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.

But will you work on Sundays!
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2008, 01:11:40 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 12:59:08 PM
Since I'm unemployed and in need of work, I will be the muscle. You can refer to me as The Hebrew Sphincter.
For alliteration, I would have went with the Ashkenazi Asshole or the Sephardic Sphincter.

Quote from: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 01:08:23 PM

But will you work on Sundays!
I think you mean Saturdays.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 28, 2008, 01:12:20 PM: :lol
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: cool breeze on September 28, 2008, 01:15:47 PM: At least you didn't get shot in the ass.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 01:18:43 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2008, 01:11:40 PM
For alliteration, I would have went with the Ashkenazi Asshole or the Sephardic Sphincter.

:lol

Quote from: Night Man on September 28, 2008, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: muckhole on September 28, 2008, 01:08:23 PM

But will you work on Sundays!
I think you mean Saturdays.

I'll bow to your knowledge. My religionisms are far from up to snuff.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2008, 02:24:23 PM: Sabbath starts on Friday night. You are both dummies.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Reb on September 28, 2008, 02:33:49 PM: I knew that, it was a joke in freaks and geeks.
Title: Re: People not paying their bills/muckhole the bounty hunter
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2008, 02:48:08 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 02:24:23 PM
Sabbath starts on Friday night. You are both dummies.
But, kosher Cornhole, it lasts until Saturday night. So that's only a few hours of Friday, but most of Saturday.