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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tauntaun on September 29, 2008, 04:56:20 PM

Title: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 29, 2008, 04:56:20 PM: As your PM it is my responsibility to see to the well being of my people. Thus, I have found us all a new line of work, Pirate Hunters.

http://news.aol.com/article/us-forces-surround-hijacked-ship/192184 (http://news.aol.com/article/us-forces-surround-hijacked-ship/192184)

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There have been 24 reported attacks in Somalia this year, according to the International Maritime Bureau's piracy reporting center. Last year, U.S. naval helicopters fired on pirate skiffs tied to a hijacked Japanese tanker carrying 30,000 tons of benzene after they feared that pirates might try to use it as a floating bomb in a middle eastern oil port.
Seizing ships has become an important source of income for pirates in Somalia, which is riven between rival clan-based warlords since they overthrew a socialist dictator in 1991.

We will get guns, LOTS of guns (even flamethrowers) and we can sail the sea hunting dem dirty african pirates. We'll get contracts from governments wishing to protect their shipping passing by the Dark Continent and be the new Blackwater. We'll set up half of our forces on the actual ship with cargo and the other half on our 'decoy ship'. :hyper :gun
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM: I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 29, 2008, 05:06:57 PM: Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

It'll be like One Piece but with guns, they'll even make an animu about us in years time. :hyper DO IT!
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2008, 05:11:14 PM: Can I eat your devil fruits?
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 29, 2008, 05:19:49 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 29, 2008, 05:11:14 PM
Can I eat your devil fruits?

Yes.

.50 cal sniper
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_783/products_id/411535287 (http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_783/products_id/411535287)

colt ar-15
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_140/products_id/36409 (http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/36_140/products_id/36409)

I keep my men supplied.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2008, 05:34:50 PM: Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

The only thing you have to be afraid of is pirates.

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Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 05:41:31 PM: I was hoping this would be a thread about male prostitution.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 29, 2008, 05:42:42 PM: what are the chances of scurvy
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 05:44:54 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2008, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

The only thing you have to be afraid of is pirates.

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Hey baby
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Eric P on September 29, 2008, 06:19:02 PM: Quote from: Crushed on September 29, 2008, 04:59:30 PM
I'm not too sure if I want to be at sea with Evilboreans for months at a time.

rum, sodomy and the lash

but it has its bad points as well
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:22:41 PM: I like this endeavor! I'm excited to be apart of this endeavor! Let's do this!
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 06:31:20 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2008, 06:22:41 PM
I like this endeavor! I'm excited to be apart of this endeavor! Let's do this!

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/ebpirates.jpg)
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: tiesto on September 29, 2008, 08:28:01 PM: ^ niiiice, gotta photoshop that skull to a picture of the MAF with crossbones though.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: cool breeze on September 29, 2008, 08:30:49 PM: I know a place that sells a crossbow for $5! I can pick some of them up to kill some pirate bastards.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 08:32:51 PM: Quote from: tiesto on September 29, 2008, 08:28:01 PM
^ niiiice, gotta photoshop that skull to a picture of the MAF with crossbones though.

I've already reached the limits of my Photoshopping talents. :'(
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 29, 2008, 09:04:35 PM: I am bored as FUCK:

(http://i38.tinypic.com/nn1shl.gif)

*EDIT* Fucking forgot drinky
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 29, 2008, 09:04:59 PM: bwahaha :lol
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2008, 09:08:07 PM: arby's for icon, best gifs ever
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: muckhole on September 29, 2008, 09:24:27 PM: :lol
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Beezy on September 29, 2008, 09:31:32 PM: :lol
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 09:34:57 PM: Totally awesome. :lol
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 09:39:29 PM: Arby for Icon!
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: cool breeze on September 29, 2008, 09:46:24 PM: Who is Arby on gaf? He makes great gifs.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 09:47:05 PM: HAHAHA I'm the captain

That's right
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2008, 09:47:29 PM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 29, 2008, 09:04:35 PM
I am bored as FUCK:

(http://i38.tinypic.com/nn1shl.gif)

*EDIT* Fucking forgot drinky

And we'll call it the USS Xboat. :rock Sfags beware!
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 09:47:50 PM: I make an awesome swashbuckler.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: pilonv1 on September 29, 2008, 09:57:17 PM: crushed should be walking the plank
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 10:05:46 PM: Holy shit! :lol
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Akala on September 29, 2008, 11:07:35 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Reb on September 30, 2008, 04:56:55 AM: So awesome.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Reb on September 30, 2008, 05:23:57 AM: He should be stomping a sail.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 30, 2008, 03:06:01 PM: Quote from: Kosma on September 30, 2008, 05:06:19 AM
Ship is missing Borys.

Fixed. lol pc gaming

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Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 30, 2008, 04:02:48 PM: That's pretty much the best picture on the internet.
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Crushed on September 30, 2008, 04:08:58 PM: Holy shit. :rofl
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 30, 2008, 06:59:34 PM: I wouldn't worry about scurvy since there'll be so many fruits on board. :-*

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Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Powerslave on September 30, 2008, 07:05:20 PM: why is crushed in there ugh :facepalm
Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 30, 2008, 07:26:54 PM: No Gengis, no sail!!!

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Title: Re: I have jobs for all of us when the market crashes!
Post by: drew on September 30, 2008, 07:44:42 PM: .