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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:20:39 PM

Title: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:20:39 PM: (http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Resource/Img/924/_thm125/0014907.jpg)

Got a good value for it. Now I'm going to go out and buy some meth to start my meth operation. The market for meth has never been stronger!

Prole, I saw that baby daughters are selling high on the BMI (Black Market Index). You might want to capitalize on this value before it's too late and too many parents over saturate the market with unwanted children.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 06:21:58 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2008, 06:20:39 PM
(http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Resource/Img/924/_thm125/0014907.jpg)

Got a good value for it. Now I'm going to go out and buy some meth to start my meth operation. The market for meth has never been stronger!

Prole, I saw that baby daughters are selling high on the BMI (Black Market Index). You might want to capitalize on this value before it's too late and too many parents over saturate the market with unwanted children.
White girls will always get a premium on the open market.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2008, 06:22:44 PM: I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night. Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew. He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 06:22:48 PM: This may be a good time to prune my ridiculously large DVD/videogame collection.

Anyone want to offer me a two crates of spam for 800 DVDs and 200 videogames? I'll throw in the hardware for some ramen noodles.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 06:23:19 PM: I sold Guitar Hero 3 for Wii. I got like $80 for it. I'm ok with that. I can eat soup now. It will go with my bread. The bread I stood out in line for.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:23:42 PM: Yeah, I sold my blood for Spam, by the way. While I got a strange look, I'm pretty confident that Spam will be the currency in our new, post-apocalyptic society.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 29, 2008, 06:23:55 PM: Quote from: demi on September 29, 2008, 06:23:19 PM
I sold Guitar Hero 3 for Wii. I got like $80 for it. I'm ok with that. I can eat soup now. It will go with my bread. The bread I stood out in line for.

soup > bread > freedom
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:24:55 PM: That's so stupid, Patel. Freedom is delicious. It is like the ketchup to our economic egg omlette.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2008, 06:24:57 PM: You should have preordered a few extra loaves of bread, and then flipped them on ebay.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:26:30 PM: I tried went to pick up some bread from GameStop, but they kept trying to tack on extra purchases like reservations for Cola and a subscription to cheese. So I knocked down a food stamp rack and took my business to Best Buy.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2008, 06:27:13 PM: spent 2700 on school fees.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:27:51 PM: 2,700? That's a lot of Spam.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 06:28:21 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 29, 2008, 06:27:13 PM
spent 2700 on school fees.

do you know how many cans of soup you could have bought?
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 06:28:55 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on September 29, 2008, 06:27:13 PM
spent 2700 on school fees.

Do you know how useless an education is right now? Go back to carving wood, you can build houses for familes in this dire time of need.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:29:56 PM: Dead Space? Is that some kind of canned good?
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 06:32:03 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2008, 06:29:56 PM
Dead Space? Is that some kind of canned good?
it's the stuff between Palin's ears.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM: this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
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Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2008, 06:34:06 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
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tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her? just sayin!
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Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: radioheadrule83 on September 29, 2008, 06:34:40 PM: I'm saving up to sell my dignity.

All this is coming just as I was planning a move across the UK to Bath or London... I'm not sure what the repurcussions will be, but I'll be pissed off it goes tits up!
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 06:34:56 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
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Come on, dude, you don't just go and sell your emergency rations like that.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2008, 06:35:11 PM: Tsk, tsk.

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Why pimp when you can seal her inside candle wax and see her off as some kind of sex doll?
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Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: demi on September 29, 2008, 06:35:30 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
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Why do you need to do work? There will be plenty of starving women who need a sugar daddy. Just wait it out...
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: TVC15 on September 29, 2008, 06:38:00 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night. Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew. He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.

Four dollars and my DVD copy of Caligula.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2008, 06:48:23 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night. Maybe I'll look into that.

But first I'm trying to find a buyer for my 10 year old autistic nephew. He's white and despite his handicaps can be taught to do simple tasks fairly well.

Four dollars and my DVD copy of Caligula.

I already have Caligula!

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I'll do it for five bucks, but you have to pay shipping.
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Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 29, 2008, 06:49:25 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 06:34:06 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
[close]

tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her? just sayin!
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that's what I meant, duh

I can't believe you guys think I would treat a girl like that

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I mean, why sell the cow when you can sell the milk?
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Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2008, 06:53:06 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on September 29, 2008, 06:27:13 PM
spent 2700 on school fees.

do you know how many cans of soup you could have bought?

2700 cans today. 500 tomorrow. 3 by the weekend.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 06:34:06 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on September 29, 2008, 06:32:32 PM
this thread reminds me, I really need to double my efforts to get a girlfriend

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so I can sell her for food
[close]

tsc tsc patel

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why sell her when you can pimp her out and continually make money off of her? just sayin!
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Ya sound like one of them econimists that done killed America. Paw get the guns!
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 06:53:12 PM: The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2008, 06:54:31 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 06:53:12 PM
The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

Aw fuck, I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you damn Canadians.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: y2kev on September 29, 2008, 06:55:54 PM: wachovia
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: TVC15 on September 29, 2008, 06:55:57 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 06:53:12 PM
The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

If the soup people get all the children, how will bowling compete?

(http://i32.tinypic.com/35ivpjd.jpg)
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 07:00:11 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 06:55:57 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 06:53:12 PM
The Card Cheat does not have the legal authority to accept your offer TVC15; all children are now the property of The Campbell Soup Company.

If the soup people get all the children, how will bowling compete?

(http://i32.tinypic.com/35ivpjd.jpg)

All bowling balls will be hollowed, filled with gun powder, and used as cannon balls in WWIII. You may use children's skulls to bowl, if there are any not being used as soup bowls.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: TVC15 on September 29, 2008, 07:01:11 PM: mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 29, 2008, 07:04:01 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 07:01:11 PM
mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: TVC15 on September 29, 2008, 07:07:08 PM: Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 07:01:11 PM
mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.

"Pol Pot's Chunky Mystery Soup: Because 2 million Cambodians can't be wrong! Er, I mean can't be alive."
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 29, 2008, 07:09:44 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: Night Man on September 29, 2008, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 29, 2008, 07:01:11 PM
mmmm, Pol Pot-olicious

You are infringing on a Campbell Soup Company's trademark.

"Pol Pot's Chunky Mystery Soup: Because 2 million Cambodians can't be wrong! Er, I mean can't be alive."

Cambodia will probably be on of the least affected countries.

More like 2 million Mexicans and Washington DC can't be wrong.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: drew on September 29, 2008, 07:19:36 PM: a bottle of Adderall XR 30mg
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: drew on September 29, 2008, 08:15:07 PM: sorry TVC
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: cool breeze on September 29, 2008, 08:20:24 PM: I traded my American identity with some guy in England. I have to get used to Marmite and adding a 'u' to randoum places.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2008, 08:27:37 PM: I bought some Hot Tamales for $1 at school.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 29, 2008, 09:42:03 PM: I didn't sell or buy anything today... but!

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/booty.jpg)

My neighbor came back from Europe and got me this as a thank you for watching his cat and bringing in his mail for the last two weeks!
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2008, 09:47:52 PM: I sold a few big macs and quarter pounders to customers at mcdonalds
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2008, 09:50:16 PM: I bought futures of 1500 hot but bankrupt housewives and heavily indebted college girls with Sociology majors.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2008, 10:35:14 PM: I bought a hamburger from Whataburger.
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TODAY?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 29, 2008, 10:42:27 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 06:22:44 PM
I saw an ad for a place that buys plasma in Wilmington the other night. Maybe I'll look into that.

awesome, i was beginning to think i wasted money on that ad
Title: Re: In light of the economic crisis, I think we will start WHAT DID YOU SELL TOD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2008, 10:42:45 PM: Quote from: Himuro on September 29, 2008, 09:47:52 PM
I sold a few big macs and quarter pounders to customers at mcdonalds

since when do you have a job? impressive negro