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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on November 24, 2006, 02:53:41 AM

Title: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2006, 02:53:41 AM: "Don't get the wrong idea, I'm usually not like this."

Fucking bullshit bitch. It's our first date and you stuck the shaft that urine exits my body through in your mouth and licked it like a goddamn lollipop. Just admit you're a dirty slut. Jesus, that saying pisses me off.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2006, 02:54:33 AM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: BobbyRobby on November 24, 2006, 02:56:41 AM: :lol

I got a, "I never do this," last week when hooking up with some girl. Her friends will say it to, "Oh, she never does this."
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2006, 02:57:39 AM: They're all sluts.

>:( ...I mean.. :D
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM: LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2006, 02:58:47 AM: :lol :lol

Yeah, it's classic when their friends come to their defense as well. "She's a really sweet girl and really likes you." She likes dick.

I always feel so dirty after I hear that shit. Usually because I know that there was probably some other guy with his wiener in her mouth less than a week ago.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2006, 03:00:16 AM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM
LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.
:lol :lol :lol

My ex g/f used to love being called a "slut" and "bitch" in the bedroom. But God forbid you ever call her a slut outside of the bedroom in jest. That's because she knows the truth and when she has a hard dick in her, the truth doesn't hurt anymore.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2006, 03:01:22 AM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on November 24, 2006, 02:58:25 AM
LOL

My friend had a classic story in this vein. He was fucking this girl in her bedroom the night they met at a club, while his friend was getting head in the living room from her friend. The girl who was getting railed really liked it hard and fast, with spanking and hair pulling. Of course, my friend's boy heard this girl getting slapped and screaming as my friend nailed her to the wall. He told the girl sucking his dick that her friend and her were good sluts, and to keep bobbing. My friend said the girl he pounded "was not normally like this, please call me tomorrow."

Yeah right.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 24, 2006, 03:58:17 AM: haha, quite really

"I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything!"

then maybe you shouldn't put out on date #2??
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: whiteACID on November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM: If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: aoi tsuki on November 24, 2006, 09:50:37 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 24, 2006, 03:58:17 AM
haha, quite really

"I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything!"

then maybe you shouldn't put out on date #2??
To each their own, but i don't consider date #2 easy.

Sucks that women have to hide their sluttiness. If i girl likes cock (or pussy, or both), and she's responsible within the confines of being a slut, then more power to her. We have it pretty easy.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 11:35:22 AM: Quote from: blackACID on November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM
If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"

What do your legs have to do with sex? I'm confused :-\
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 24, 2006, 11:46:32 AM: This thread is awesome.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 24, 2006, 12:13:13 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 11:35:22 AM
Quote from: blackACID on November 24, 2006, 09:42:23 AM
If it's good I usually say "I can't feel my legs"
If it's bad I say "goodnight"

What do your legs have to do with sex? I'm confused :-\
...

.....

:lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Garnet on November 24, 2006, 12:49:04 PM: Muppy Poo, maybe your such a god damn sexy bastard, you bring out the slut in us all!

Maybe they WERE decent girls till they got a load of you. Literally.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 24, 2006, 12:54:00 PM: The best thing said to me after sex was "How did you do that"

I had banged this girl clear across a shag rug, and her and and my knees were raw.... good times.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 24, 2006, 12:54:57 PM: Best thing said to me was "I can't feel my legs"
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 24, 2006, 12:59:12 PM: Best thing ever said to me was "I can't feel my legs"

except it was a dude
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: demi on November 24, 2006, 01:00:25 PM: But I say I can't feel my legs all the time, what makes them so special

</cripple>
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 01:01:40 PM: I have a feeling ZomBz's legs wish they couldn't feel him
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2006, 01:21:38 PM: :lol

That's mean
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: morphix on November 24, 2006, 01:51:57 PM: Best thing I ever heard was about 2hrs later I get a call on my cell telling me her legs are still tingling. I aim to please :D
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: demi on November 24, 2006, 01:57:25 PM: That's because she was having a heart attack
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2006, 02:28:56 PM: Quote from: aoi tsuki on November 24, 2006, 09:50:37 AM
To each their own, but i don't consider date #2 easy.

Sucks that women have to hide their sluttiness. If i girl likes cock (or pussy, or both), and she's responsible within the confines of being a slut, then more power to her. We have it pretty easy.
I have no problem with a slut. I think everyone on here knows that. I am one. But fuck man, admit it. I hate the women who say "I'm usually not like this." Goddamn, just admit that you're a leg spreading whore.

Quote from: Garnet on November 24, 2006, 12:49:04 PM
Muppy Poo, maybe your such a god damn sexy bastard, you bring out the slut in us all!

Maybe they WERE decent girls till they got a load of you. Literally.
:-* I still remember our romps. Call me. lolz
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 24, 2006, 03:22:40 PM: Sluts are sluts but damn under some conditions (probably has to do with moon, a womens cycle, and lots of other factors) you can bring out the inner slut in all girls. They like the pole more than we like the pussy they just dont admit it. And the ones that admit they dont like the pole i automatically throw into the carpet licker pile.

I've had a few one night stands. Lots of hookups and shit that i wasnt expecting. Shit like that. And they always says "I'm not normally like this" or "You brought the freak out of me" But see i'm not surprised. Cause all girls aint as innocent as they seem. Theres always something that'll bring the freak out. Sluts be damned if you be getting a dick in ya more than 2 times a day, you a slut. But if they just getting a regular supply of cockgobbling they just got a little freak in them. I dont callem sluts.

But remember to have safesex, no matter what they fucking they tell ya. Use condoms you dont wanna get some bumpy dick syndrome.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 24, 2006, 03:28:28 PM: Syndrem?
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: mikesphat on November 24, 2006, 03:30:01 PM: best thing said to me "where is my 20 dollars" :-*
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 24, 2006, 04:16:36 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2006, 01:01:40 PM
I have a feeling ZomBz's legs wish they couldn't feel him

:rofl
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Diablos on November 25, 2006, 03:23:06 PM: del
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2010, 04:45:07 PM: What a (useless) bump
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 16, 2010, 04:46:00 PM: It's bigger than the one on Kosma's dick.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2010, 04:48:42 PM: Quote from: Kosma on February 16, 2010, 04:46:47 PM
Excuse me I think this is a thread for all ages. Green Man, PD etc. can benefit from this knowledge.

You as well.

Quote
But remember to have safesex, no matter what they fucking they tell ya. Use condoms you dont wanna get some bumpy dick syndrome.
:bow :bow2
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2010, 04:52:00 PM: I don't let facts get in the way of my jokes.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on February 16, 2010, 05:02:17 PM: My god! 2006!
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Reb on February 16, 2010, 05:30:22 PM: Quote from: The Business on February 16, 2010, 05:28:10 PM
Oh man, I can't even tell if Kosma is being ironic.

He's never been before.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 16, 2010, 05:30:25 PM: Quote from: dcharlie on February 16, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
:bow living in a country where the women don't feel the need to , nor bother with, making excuses :bow2

i've never actually heard any woman say "i'm not usually like this" - including all encounters not in Japan.

I guess that's because the women you're with usually are like that.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2010, 05:31:36 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 16, 2010, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: dcharlie on February 16, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
:bow living in a country where the women don't feel the need to , nor bother with, making excuses :bow2

i've never actually heard any woman say "i'm not usually like this" - including all encounters not in Japan.

I guess that's because the women you're with usually are like that.

Close but I think it's actually: Sluts don't need to make excuses to other sluts.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Bildi on February 16, 2010, 05:55:33 PM: If mups was this wise back them, imagine how wise he is now. :omg
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM: I've been with one girl who said this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She said it right before telling me to put it in her butt. :teehee
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Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 07:42:39 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:37:39 PM
I've been with one girl who said this.

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She said it right before telling me to put it in her butt. :teehee
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...I don't even want to ask. :lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:44:10 PM: I've told the story on EB before. Pretty crazy stuff. Well, pretty crazy for me at least.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Bildi on February 16, 2010, 07:44:21 PM: Just think - you must have been her first!
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 07:44:56 PM: Of the day, at least. :teehee
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:46:30 PM: I was actually her second. Ever. The first was her husband. :teehee

That was a fun summer. So glad I'm not with her anymore, though.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 16, 2010, 07:47:03 PM: Oh fuck. :lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2010, 07:47:59 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 07:46:30 PM
I was actually her second. Ever. The first was her husband. :teehee

That was a fun summer. So glad I'm not with her anymore, though.

Possibly NSFW?
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http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/dutchowned.gif
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Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Bildi on February 16, 2010, 07:50:27 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM: is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... :-\

Wow...
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2010, 10:50:09 PM: Time flies by faster the more your soul is dead, guess we're all dead inside.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... :-\

Wow...

lets have sex
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 11:32:52 PM: I can't believe it's been 15 years since the greatest moment in Seattle Mariners history...

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWnLqjF40g[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... :-\

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this... :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
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Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Bebpo on February 17, 2010, 12:09:30 AM: I was like WHO ARE THESE POSTERS?!?!!?!?!?!?

/I was just a little guest back then!
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 12:21:08 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... :-\

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this... :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
[close]

that was great hun, I can't feel my legs :smug :heartbeat
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 17, 2010, 12:22:12 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 11:54:25 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 10:52:01 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on February 16, 2010, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

God that was my reaction, after all the laughter... :-\

Wow...

lets have sex

I'm usually not like this... :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
[close]

:rofl
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Bebpo on February 17, 2010, 01:30:39 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 17, 2010, 01:06:25 AM
God, the posters back then were so much better than me and half of the posters on EB today.

2006 EB :bow2
Green Shinobi :piss2

Edit: God, why am I fucking up this thread by posting in it. Willco, delete this post please.

???
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 17, 2010, 01:35:06 AM: woah
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 01:39:02 AM: Shake :usacry
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 17, 2010, 01:42:10 AM: moar like

:piss shake :piss2
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 01:44:09 AM: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Fuck, Shake was awesome. I wish he'd post on my other board. :(
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 17, 2010, 01:49:47 AM: The funny thing is, he's not banned here I don't think. He's just SUPER LEPERED.

Or now that I think about it, maybe his account did end up getting banned because he gave his password to someone who wasn't allowed in or something. Dunno.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 17, 2010, 01:51:14 AM: I know I banned him from Mupepe's short-lived forum.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 02:03:26 AM: greatest EBer of all time
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Donono on February 17, 2010, 02:06:17 AM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 16, 2010, 11:32:52 PM
I can't believe it's been 15 years since the greatest moment in Seattle Mariners history...

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWnLqjF40g[/youtube]

Followed a few weeks later by Joey Cora crying into Centaur Playboy's shirt... or something like that.

Edit: LOL nice A - Rod censor.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 06:06:35 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 02:03:26 AM
greatest EBer of all time

qft
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: tiesto on February 17, 2010, 09:46:05 AM: Shake was awesome, wish he was still around. Maybe I'll run into him one day at a Nassau county Burger King.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 17, 2010, 09:56:40 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 16, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
is 2006 really 4 years ago?.....

it feels like only 2 years ago :-\

Fo serious. :(
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: lordmaji on February 17, 2010, 10:06:00 AM: fucking whooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss :maf
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2010, 10:13:56 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 02:03:26 AM
greatest EBer of all time
yes

he knew how to troll us all
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 17, 2010, 10:19:39 AM: :lol at whiteACID's first post on that page.

Also, I'm reading over The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment's posting history, and I'm almost in tears from the laughter.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 01:36:32 PM: Every time Green Shinobi is posting something that's in favor of the more established posters here on evilbore he's making an attempt to fit in. :violin
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 01:43:03 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 01:36:32 PM
Every time Green Shinobi is posting something that's in favor of the more established posters here on evilbore he's making an attempt to fit in. :violin

Fit in by praising Shake? That would only appeal to some of us, such as myself. And I categorically and emphatically reject Green Shinobi in every shape and form.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 17, 2010, 01:46:09 PM: So, did Bzchan and Diablos get nuked from orbit?
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 01:46:56 PM: the quarter should fall any minute now, PD.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Mupepe on February 17, 2010, 01:47:16 PM: I think they both requested. But Bzchan is still here as G The Resurrected or something.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2010, 01:48:39 PM: Diablos would probably come back now that Cheebs/Shake are gone, and he's cool with me now.

bzchan (ie G) posted a few days ago remember
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 17, 2010, 01:54:07 PM: :lol :lol :lol Jesus Christ at all the drama back then. smh
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Powerslave on February 17, 2010, 07:23:58 PM: (http://i46.tinypic.com/2l8x7ib.gif)
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 08:19:20 PM: PD is one of the best posters here, wtf.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 08:39:10 PM: Nah, PD is a fucking legend at this point.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2010, 12:45:02 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on February 17, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
Nah, PD is a fucking legend at this point.

Truth.
Title: Re: Why do all sluts say the same thing after sex?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2010, 09:35:17 AM: Quote from: Borys on February 19, 2010, 05:38:20 AM
The old posters sounded like fun. The old topics too. Now it's all "KOSMA'S LOOKING FER JOB #3456345" or "GUY KILLS FAMILY WITH BUTCHER KNIFE" or "SHITTY BORYS THREAD #7937453".

Yes, the Polandification of the forum certainly hasn't helped.