THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Borys on October 02, 2008, 02:37:03 AM
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he has this thing called a "job"
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Cohen just messaged me about this thread. He said, and I quote:
Cohen: :borys :borys :borys
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He mentioned he will be gone for 2 weeks due to work.
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I shall await thy return Cohen, so we can make sticky. :hump
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there's this picture of Cohen on facebook that is SO fucking pimp omg. On a John Lennon tip :o
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he has this thing called a "job"
the only one here that doesn't is PD
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I tried applying at a Coney Island but it doesn't look good
chick: here's the application. soo, do you have experience?
me: not really but i'm a hard worker
chick: what do you mean not really. you've worked in fast food before correct?
me: well no
chick: retail?
me: no
chick: janitorial?
me: i clean at my dad's practice
chick: lol
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I tried applying at a Coney Island but it doesn't look good
chick: here's the application. soo, do you have experience?
me: not really but i'm a hard worker
chick: what do you mean not really. you've worked in fast food before correct?
me: well no
chick: retail?
me: no
chick: janitorial?
me: i clean at my dad's practice
chick: lol
Did you feel your penis shrink when she laughed at you?
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it seemed like she was just asking sort of to initiate conversation but the more I answered the more alarmed she got
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I tried applying at a Coney Island but it doesn't look good
chick: here's the application. soo, do you have experience?
me: not really but i'm a hard worker
chick: what do you mean not really. you've worked in fast food before correct?
me: well no
chick: retail?
me: no
chick: janitorial?
me: i clean at my dad's practice
chick: lol
You should have answered "no but I have a BBC." That always works.
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Just lie. Tell her you ran a non-profit organization for inner city youths. There's no way you can be proven wrong!
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BBC = big black cock?
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Just lie. Tell her you ran a non-profit organization for inner city youths. There's no way you can be proven wrong!
ha
My education resume is the only plus I have. I doubt it means much at a fast food joint, although maybe a manager who deals with fucktards all day could take a chance of someone with degrees
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Depends on the person. Having interviewed a lot of people with degrees in recent months, I'm more inclined to give a job to someone with good communication skills, salesmanship and/or experience than someone with no social skills and a four-year degree. Especially uninterested ones.
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That's where I'm trying to make my mark. Even when the economy is good employers hesitate to hire people with little experience because they don't want to waste time/money training them. If you can offer something to the company beyond experience - like good communication skills and a willingness to work hard - you can get in the door. I'm naturally shy but I have good communication skills and oddly enough I come off charismatic and persuasive when I want to. I'd much rather put those skills to work at a Gamestop or Best Buy, but I'll take them to the fast food slaughter house first if I must.
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the only one here that doesn't is PD
Ahem.
ok fine, the only one here that has NEVER had a job
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I mostly make my call based on verbal skills and insight shown in the interview. I look at resumes for warning flags.
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PD, the trick is to keep going at it. Show them you won't sit still and that you really want that job.
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I really hope Cohen is working on that one awesome thing. :hyper
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I really hope Cohen is working on that one awesome thing. :hyper
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