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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on October 02, 2008, 04:45:42 AM

Title: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: xnikki118x on October 02, 2008, 04:45:42 AM
This makes no sense to me at all. Why buy a cheap home--on eBay no less--just to try to sell it? To get your name in the news or something?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081001/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cheap_home

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Bid of $1.75 on eBay gets abandoned Saginaw home

Wed Oct 1, 6:03 PM ET

SAGINAW, Mich. - With a winning bid of just $1.75, a Chicago woman has won an auction for an abandoned home in Saginaw. Joanne Smith, 30, recently was the top bidder for the home during an auction on eBay, The Saginaw News reported. Her bid was one of eight for the home.
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"I am going to try and sell it," she told the newspaper. "I don't have any plans to move to Saginaw."

Smith said she hasn't seen the property or visited Saginaw, which has been hard-hit by economic troubles in recent years.

There's a notice on the door of the home saying a foreclosure hearing is pending, the newspaper said. She must pay about $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.

The Saginaw News said it could not reach the seller, Southern Investments LLC, for comment.

Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 04:50:54 AM
Women are dumb as bricks: fact
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Beezy on October 02, 2008, 08:24:13 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Tieno on October 02, 2008, 08:44:22 AM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Tauntaun on October 02, 2008, 09:53:25 AM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

:bow  Tieno layin down the %
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: tiesto on October 02, 2008, 10:25:01 AM
Don't houses go for $1 in Dee-troit all the time?
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 02, 2008, 10:41:57 AM
I subscribe to TVC's theory that women aren't real people
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Yeti on October 02, 2008, 12:45:00 PM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

Well, if you don't incluede the $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Tauntaun on October 02, 2008, 01:03:04 PM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

Well, if you don't incluede the $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.

:shh Minor details.
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: xnikki118x on October 02, 2008, 03:48:53 PM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

Well, if you don't incluede the $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.

Haha seriously. She had to know about those costs before she bought the place on eBay. I just don't understand.
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2008, 06:03:38 PM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

Well, if you don't incluede the $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.

Haha seriously. She had to know about those costs before she bought the place on eBay. I just don't understand.

That's quite an assumption when it comes to your gender. :P
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 02, 2008, 09:22:37 PM
If someone buys it from her for 2$ she makes  25% profit

She makes 25 cents, not 25%, excluding the costs. Why am i compelled to point this out goddammit


Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 02, 2008, 09:46:33 PM
But I hate math, and I suck at it.

Misused words are my true bugbear. Like this, which I just read on Salon.com, who really should know better:

'Dunst, as an inspiring novelist mired in an unsuitable relationship, has nearly nothing to do here but furrow her brow in disdain until an inevitable drunken bonding experience thaws her heart.'

I am 99% certain that the novelist in question is aspiring, rather than inspiring. Grrr.
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: etiolate on October 02, 2008, 10:12:31 PM
I would use it as a retreat for whenever I needed to do some serious hermiting.
Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 02, 2008, 10:16:04 PM
Given that it was abandoned, you could just move in and save yourself *strains mental faculties* $851.75.

Title: Re: woman pays $1.75 for a house, but why?
Post by: xnikki118x on October 03, 2008, 12:04:31 AM
But I hate math, and I suck at it.

Misused words are my true bugbear. Like this, which I just read on Salon.com, who really should know better:

'Dunst, as an inspiring novelist mired in an unsuitable relationship, has nearly nothing to do here but furrow her brow in disdain until an inevitable drunken bonding experience thaws her heart.'

I am 99% certain that the novelist in question is aspiring, rather than inspiring. Grrr.

Oooh that's a good one. That one and "literally" vs "practically" really get me.

I have a friend who is VERY smart, going for a phD in mathematics, and often misuses "literally". It grates on my nerves so badly!