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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 02:24:20 AM

Title: lol oh my god
Post by: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 02:24:20 AM: I was at Sheetz about an hour ago. [For those of you lacking the experience, Sheetz is a convenient mart where you can buy candy, chips, some groceries like a 7/11. You can also buy cheap gas there, and they have a kitchen with subs and wraps and fries and hotdogs etc etc open all night long.] I filled up my gas tank and bought some nachos.

While I was waiting for my nachos, some guy looked at me while he was walking past and said, "I really like your boobies." TRUFAX. I couldn't believe it! That has never happened before and it was very, very strange.

Oh also, our local beer brewery is having Oktoberfest this weekend. I was there tonight with Ecro, and I definitely saw a very pregnant woman drinking beer. She didn't just look pregnant, she was pregnant, as in the belly button was ready to pop out. WTF is with people, Evilbore?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2008, 02:26:00 AM: im sure it was a light beer!
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Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2008, 02:39:36 AM: He just said what we are all thinking :D
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Post by: Boogie on October 04, 2008, 02:43:42 AM: Revelation:: people am stupid.

Also why I am tempted to transfer out of federal investigations to screw with stupid people on a daily basis. :-[
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 04, 2008, 03:05:12 AM: do i have to say the word? you know what we want. give it.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 04, 2008, 03:24:12 AM: was he right? pix
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM: I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

It's uploading to tinypic. It looks absolutely horrid, but whatever. I think the guy was really drunk.

...okay, so tinypic wasn't working out, but photobucket did.

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/xnikki118xatlj/me/me003.jpg)
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Post by: BlackMage on October 04, 2008, 04:59:41 AM: well, I do.
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Post by: BlackMage on October 04, 2008, 05:00:52 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM
I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

SWEET JESUS UPLOAD
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Post by: Reb on October 04, 2008, 05:06:36 AM: Wait! Something is going horribly wrong! You don't put clothes ON for the bore?!?!?!?
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Post by: BlackMage on October 04, 2008, 05:10:37 AM: ok in the next shot i want you to stand up and put your hands thumbs forward on your hips and arch your back.
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 05:11:18 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on October 04, 2008, 05:06:36 AM
Wait! Something is going horribly wrong! You don't put clothes ON for the bore?!?!?!?

I'm ready for bed! Sweat pants, and just a shirt, no bra. If you knew how uncomfortable they are to sleep in, you wouldn't do it either. So to take the picture I put my bra back on, along with the sweater I was wearing. I didn't put the jeans back on though, lol.

Disclaimer: I sleep in a sports bra or something else with support when I'm at someone else's home. I don't think it's appropriate to have your boobs hanging all over the place under shirts in someone else's house--they need to be contained somehow. It's polite. :)

Quote from: BlackMage on October 04, 2008, 05:10:37 AM
ok in the next shot i want you to stand up and put your hands thumbs forward on your hips and arch your back.

I actually tried taking pictures with me standing up, but it wasn't working out too well. There's no one awake in my house to take a picture, it's nearly 5am. [Sweet Jesus why the hell am I still awake?]
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Post by: Reb on October 04, 2008, 05:19:48 AM: Nice boobs, i like how you got pussy in your picture.
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 05:21:51 AM: Nice pun. She was resting and I wasn't going to move her. She's sleeping now.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 04, 2008, 06:14:50 AM: Sheetz is awesome. They do the bestest breakfast sandwiches ever.
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Post by: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM: Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

And it makes me sad to see pregnant women drinking/smoking :-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 04, 2008, 08:28:19 AM: I'm not going to lie. Disposable White Guy will vouch, but I've said way worse things drunk. I think we all have at some point.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 04, 2008, 08:48:23 AM: I didn't say it to the girl but she was in my presence and it was directed at her boyfriend. I was drunk... so very drunk...

"I have too much pride to fuck your girlfriend"
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Post by: GilloD on October 04, 2008, 09:23:55 AM: The ONLY thing I miss about PA is Sheetz. I wish NYC had a Sheetz.
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Post by: tiesto on October 04, 2008, 10:36:46 AM: Was his name Himuro? :P

Nikki btw you're adorable, I am a sucker for the girl-next-door type :-*
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Post by: Oblivion on October 04, 2008, 06:25:47 PM: Wow, Nikki you DO have some nice cans. Seems the redneck hick was right.

And I mean that in the most inoffensive, non-douchebag way possible, btw. :)

Also, can we have one this time without the sweater?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
..and the bra? :drool :-*
[close]
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Post by: Kestastrophe on October 04, 2008, 06:30:16 PM: Before you follow through with his request ^, you should probably put a faceplate on that outlet. That's not safe

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2qvb28j.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 04, 2008, 07:17:00 PM: Nikki delivers with electrical outlet nudity.

unf unf unf
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Post by: demi on October 04, 2008, 07:19:36 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM
I put my bra and sweater back on

SMH
Title: lol puns
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 04, 2008, 07:36:21 PM: Red sweaters are hot.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2008, 07:50:31 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM
I put my bra and sweater back on just to take pictures for you guys. Shows how much I love everyone here, yes?

It's uploading to tinypic. It looks absolutely horrid, but whatever. I think the guy was really drunk.

...okay, so tinypic wasn't working out, but photobucket did.

(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/xnikki118xatlj/me/me003.jpg)

what's the cat looking at :o
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM: My cat is just waking up from the camera flashes, and is like "HAY WTF".

I keep meaning to put a faceplate on that outlet. It's been that way for years though, haha. I think I got my room remodeled when I was 13 or so, so almost 10 years.

...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on October 05, 2008, 03:04:17 AM: Sheetz? What a fucking horrible name for a store.
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Post by: BlackMage on October 05, 2008, 03:22:49 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM
10 years.

...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.

oh there will be. i'm just waiting for you to fall asleep.
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Post by: thekavorka on October 05, 2008, 03:31:18 AM: did you do anything about the pregnant lady drinking beer? like, tell her to stop fucking drinking the beer or take it away from her? who the fuck would serve her beer.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 03:52:24 AM: Quote from: thekavorka on October 05, 2008, 03:31:18 AM
did you do anything about the pregnant lady drinking beer? like, tell her to stop fucking drinking the beer or take it away from her? who the fuck would serve her beer.

Yeah, you really should drinker something stronger when you're pregnant.
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Post by: Oblivion on October 05, 2008, 04:00:01 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 AM
...and there are no naked boob pictures, lol.

That's why you make some. :-*
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM: Wait, is that a bunk bed?
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 05, 2008, 12:09:04 PM: <------- Agrees with random drunk dood.
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Post by: demi on October 05, 2008, 12:38:57 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on October 05, 2008, 06:48:15 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on October 04, 2008, 04:47:10 AM
[img]http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/xnikki118xatlj/me/me003.jpg[img]

ah thank you for posting that pic, i'm not familiar with the members of Evilbore and for a second i thought that the guy was complementing you man-boobs lol :lol

I wish
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Post by: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Quote from: tiesto on October 04, 2008, 10:36:46 AM
Was his name Himuro? :P

:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Kestastrophe on October 05, 2008, 01:20:30 PM: man boobs >>>> mammary glands
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Post by: elektrikluv on October 05, 2008, 03:13:30 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Not at all! by 'out loud' I meant literally out loud, in person. We haven't stopped talking have we :(
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Post by: BlackMage on October 05, 2008, 03:55:33 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

she said men.
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Post by: The Sceneman on October 05, 2008, 05:10:59 PM: at my old job, a pregnant woman was actively smoking heaps of cigarettes because she 'wanted a small baby'. Fucking disgusting, she should have been fired on principle
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Post by: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 09:56:24 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on October 05, 2008, 03:13:30 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

Not at all! by 'out loud' I meant literally out loud, in person. We haven't stopped talking have we :(
:-* Don't worry

Quote from: BlackMage on October 05, 2008, 03:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 12:48:41 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on October 04, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

Is that directed at me??? Oh my God, that's why we stopped talking!!!

she said men.
:maf
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Post by: DJ_Tet on October 05, 2008, 09:58:25 PM: I really like your boobies
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Post by: BlackMage on October 05, 2008, 10:03:00 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 05, 2008, 09:56:24 PM
:maf

you know i'm playin' boo :-*
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 06, 2008, 02:47:56 AM: Quote from: Night Man on October 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM
Wait, is that a bunk bed?

Yeah, it's a futon on the bottom and a twin on top. I still live with my parents. :lol

Quote from: Scenester on October 05, 2008, 05:10:59 PM
at my old job, a pregnant woman was actively smoking heaps of cigarettes because she 'wanted a small baby'. Fucking disgusting, she should have been fired on principle

Um yeah I agree. And cited for child endangerment, perhaps!

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 05, 2008, 09:58:25 PM
I really like your boobies

:lol
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Post by: Robo on October 06, 2008, 02:56:06 AM: I eat Sheetz food way more than I'd normally care to admit, but it's the perfect place to go at 4 in the morning.

I wish we had Wawa's around where I am. I really love their wraps.
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 06, 2008, 05:02:21 AM: We have WaWa and I've never had their wraps. I actually didn't know they made food like that until recently. I'll have to try it out!
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Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 05:15:57 AM: Nikki, serious question, has anyone ever scored points w/ you in RL by praising your boobs?
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 06, 2008, 05:41:23 AM: I really don't think so. Unless James did and I don't remember, hah, but my boobs weren't as ample when we started dating anyway.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 08:55:04 PM: Quote
Men tend to say a lot of things out loud that they should have best kept to themselves.

I actually had a female friend who used to publicly direct this sort of remark at random women.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 09:09:37 PM: It is truly sad that at this day and age, a person can not compliment another on the features they find most endearing about the other.
What you should have done, Nik, is respectfully tell the man that they are nice but are spoken for. Then lift your shirt and show the person what they couldn't have.
Then, as you walk away, sing the words of a masterpiece:
"Look, but you can't touch. 'Cause the best things in life ain't cheap...."