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Title: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 07:32:29 PM
Bill seems to think so. The following is an excerpt from his new book, "A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity":

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Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!

http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/367 (http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/367)
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 07:34:27 PM
Bill's new proof just owned Descartes SO HARD.  I bet O'Reilly's calculus would also be that much more awesome.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2008, 07:36:04 PM
http://crossexamined.org/

These guys have fliers plastered everywhere on campus, even on desks in classes.

edit:
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3. Are Miracles Possible?

If miracles don’t happen as most university professors believe, then Christianity is nonsense.  The seminar will show you that not only are miracles possible, but the greatest miracle of all has already occurred and we have scientific evidence for it.
:o
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 07:37:07 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 07:43:15 PM
Bill's new proof just owned Descartes SO HARD.  I bet O'Reilly's calculus would also be that much more awesome.

:lol
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 07:44:31 PM
but does Satan exist?

I once saw a bbc talk show called the big questions.  On this episode that was the question.  Out side of a jewish guy, an anglican bishop and richard dawkings, the other 5 guests though he did exist and their argument was this: an evil as great as Hitler can only be explained by some elemental evil.  SMH.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 07:45:21 PM
"Hyperbolic derivatives?  CUT HIS MIC!"
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 07:47:34 PM
http://crossexamined.org/


What's with the meme being pushed by theists that atheism requires faith. I thought faith was supposed to be a wonderful, magical thing.


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75% of Christian youth leave the church after high school.

This is a made up statistic (just think about the current religious make up of the US: were the stat true, there would be very few Christians).

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College professors are five times more likely to identify themselves as atheists than the general public.

That's what education and some free-thinking does.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Eric P on October 05, 2008, 07:50:23 PM
well i'm sold
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 05, 2008, 07:53:28 PM
So Bill basically admits he's a dumbass son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 07:53:51 PM
well i'm sold
In two years, he'll have a new proof.

Don't believe in God.
WELL LOOK AT ME!
You're looking at God right now, you atheist communist.
PWNED!
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 07:56:31 PM
This really is a whole new level of arrogance.

Bill O'Reilly's Three Proofs of God

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. The O'Reilly Factor
3. Fox News
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 07:58:40 PM
http://crossexamined.org/


What's with the meme being pushed by theists that atheism requires faith. I thought faith was supposed to be a wonderful, magical thing.


it takes faith NOT to believe in god, since he's soooo obvious!

this kinda tells you that these folks don't even really believe what they say
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 05, 2008, 07:58:59 PM
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College professors are five times more likely to identify themselves as atheists than the general public.
That's what education and some free-thinking does.

College professors are also five times more likely to be dicks than the general public.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Bocsius on October 05, 2008, 08:01:12 PM
I'd say it takes a fair amount of "faith" to think the universe sparked into existence from nothing all by itself and all life we see evolved from a single cell lifeform that also sparked into existence from nothing all by itself.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2008, 08:02:12 PM
*Anecdotal observations incoming*

I grew up in the church. We switched once (pentecostal to non-denominational) but until I moved out and went to college, I was constantly saturated with religion. There was a time when I was extremely religious, almost militantly so and at one point I was taken under the wing by my pastor. Because of this I was always surrounded by religious people and most of my friends were church goers.

Today almost every single person I grew up with has fallen away from christianity, either openly or privately. I played basketball at a strict christian private school. By that time (middle school into early highschool) I was still religious but began branching out. You fucks can laugh all you want but Harry Potter played a major role in this. After I read it and realized there was nothing wrong with it I began questioning my faith more.

Today I don't consider myself religious. I don't think "atheist" college professors turn people away from Christ: once you get to college you're introduced to many new concepts and beliefs, and you wind up having to think for yourself. I remember being shunned by some of my friends/religious advisers/etc when they found out I wasn't interested in going to a Christian college. You really can't grow as a person if you don't challenge yourself with different ideas and beliefs imo.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 05, 2008, 08:02:34 PM
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Bill's new proof just owned Descartes SO HARD.  I bet O'Reilly's calculus would also be that much more awesome.

confusing cartes with newton/leibniz?
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
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Bill's new proof just owned Descartes SO HARD.  I bet O'Reilly's calculus would also be that much more awesome.

confusing cartes with newton/leibniz?

I thought Descartes did something important with calculus?  I recall something like that being mentioned in some philosophy class.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 05, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
Why do so many theists assume that atheists are against making theories on how the universe was created?  Atheism just means you don't believe that one sentient being made everything.  It's easier to believe that we're a freak physical occurrence than god's image.

descartes tied his philosophy with mathematics.  I believe he made analytical geometry or calculus, I might be wrong.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 08:10:42 PM
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Bill's new proof just owned Descartes SO HARD.  I bet O'Reilly's calculus would also be that much more awesome.

confusing cartes with newton/leibniz?

Ya.  It should be O'Reilly's illogical coordinate system. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:11:27 PM
O'Reillian coordinates

complete with liberal and communist axises
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 08:15:29 PM
I guess it's this (from wiki):

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Descartes' theory provided the basis for the calculus of Newton and Leibniz, by applying infinitesimal calculus to the tangent line problem, thus permitting the evolution of that branch of modern mathematics.

I never was interested in the history of mathematics, so I didn't know the specifics.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
Descartes is responsible for "I think, therefore I am", right?  I don't remember exactly what I read in his book but I think he was one of those old school scientists that rationalize everything in his mind instead of conducting experiments. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
I'd always hated descartes.  He also looks like a total cigarillo.  I'm more of a Hume guy.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 05, 2008, 08:22:58 PM
I can't wait to see all the faces of the religious right when fox news is found to be run by the devil and they have been eating his shit and working for his cause this whole time.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:23:11 PM
:bow Hume :bow2

I ripped apart Descartes' proofs of God for a philosophy paper.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:23:24 PM
I never read Hume.  What's he known for?
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:23:37 PM
being awesome
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2008, 08:25:44 PM
being a dick on Fox News
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 05, 2008, 08:26:16 PM
Hume's pretty great.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:26:39 PM
In general, I'm more fond of scientists than I am of philosophers.  Philosophers are smart but they never try to prove their own theories.  Lazy bastards.  

Philosophers also tend to be more eloquent than scientists so for a long time, their words meant a lot more even though they were wrong.  
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 08:30:08 PM
I'd say it takes a fair amount of "faith" to think the universe sparked into existence from nothing all by itself and all life we see evolved from a single cell lifeform that also sparked into existence from nothing all by itself.

Doesn't it take much more faith to believe that an intelligent, all-powerful entity came, uncreated, from nothing, and then preceded to create the entire universe, again, from nothing?
What happened before the bing bang singularity is an interesting question (well, if the question even makes sense with time being tied to space), but introducing god into the discussion is unhelpful.

Life on Earth didn't spring into existence from nothing; the basic building blocks of life existed on Earth billions of years ago.

In general, I'm more fond of scientists than I am of philosophers.  Philosophers are smart but they never try to prove their own theories.  Lazy bastards.  

Philosophers also tend to be more eloquent than scientists so for a long time, their words meant a lot more even though they were wrong.  

Well, philosophy exists in areas where there is a lack of definite knowledge.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:31:47 PM
I thought you were going to give Smooth a primer on Hume, Malek. I never feel qualified to talk about stuff like that on here.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:34:36 PM
I thought you were going to give Smooth a primer on Hume, Malek. I never feel qualified to talk about stuff like that on here.

Why not?  It's not like we're geniuses here, except for Prole and his 16 INT. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
man it's nice getting a +3 to my spell rolls
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:36:54 PM
I thought you were going to give Smooth a primer on Hume, Malek. I never feel qualified to talk about stuff like that on here.

Why not?  It's not like we're geniuses here, except for Prole and his 16 INT. 

Because my knowledge of philosophy is limited to basically one shitty intro class. Plus I'm insecure.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:37:23 PM
Can an Int of 16 learn LVL 9 spells?  I don't remember.  :nerd
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2008, 08:38:11 PM
All we did in my philosophy class was watch The Matrix, Office Space, and read the Tao of Pooh
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 08:40:02 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:40:50 PM
Actually, I take that back. The grad student was a cool enough dude, and it was easy to get As on every paper. So in retrospect the class was awesome.

Thanks, Malek.  :P
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 08:42:19 PM
:bow Tao of Pooh :bow2

:piss Te of Piglet :piss2
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 08:42:38 PM
This thread is about Bill O'Reilly, not lightweights like David Hume.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:42:51 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.

:bow Malek :bow2

educating the ignorant as usual

I thought you were going to give Smooth a primer on Hume, Malek. I never feel qualified to talk about stuff like that on here.

Why not?  It's not like we're geniuses here, except for Prole and his 16 INT. 

Because my knowledge of philosophy is limited to basically one shitty intro class. Plus I'm insecure.

Is that why you can't get a GF?  
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 05, 2008, 08:43:14 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 08:43:39 PM
:hump Tantra of Eeyore :hump
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:43:53 PM
Is that why you can't get a GF?  

yes. at least that's what i tell myself
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 08:45:39 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

How do you like Freud's book?

Is that why you can't get a GF? 

Yes

I used to be the same way until I found out that the more arrogant and assholish I act, the more chicks find me attractive. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 08:47:08 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

Compared to his contemporaries.

Smooth read "An Enquiry concerning Human Understanding," "Of Miracles," and "Dialogues concerning Natural Religion".
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
"An Enquiry concerning Human Understanding,"

This is what I read.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 08:47:39 PM
sigh Hume's known for his work on religious and empirical skepticism--specifically on rationalism and causality. Like all philosophers, he was wrong about a lot of things, but his thoughts seem fairly modern.

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

No he's not.  I'm taking those points away from him.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2008, 08:48:50 PM
I used to be the same way until I found out that the more arrogant and assholish I act, the more chicks find me attractive. 

Plus you're in med school. That's got to be the ultimate pussy magnet

at least that's how my dad bagged my mom
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2008, 08:53:31 PM
I used to be the same way until I found out that the more arrogant and assholish I act, the more chicks find me attractive. 

yea i've only read/heard that a million times

i'm not really trying until i move the fuck out anyway

then i'll be banging a different chick every night!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
[close]
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 08:54:57 PM

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

No he's not.  I'm taking those points away from him.
He's not going to win any style awards. Like many writers of his time, he didn't know when to end a sentence.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 09:03:42 PM

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

No he's not.  I'm taking those points away from him.
He's not going to win any style awards. Like many writers of his time, he didn't know when to end a sentence.

He should have kept double-dashing, ala Drinky and Drohne.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 09:08:52 PM

He's also very easy to read, which gets him lots of bonus points in my book.

No he's not.  I'm taking those points away from him.
He's not going to win any style awards. Like many writers of his time, he didn't know when to end a sentence.

He should have kept double-dashing, ala Drinky and Drohne.
He did:

"It is certain that the most ignorant and stupid peasants--nay infants, nay even brute beasts--improve by experience. . . . "

He was, however, a bigger fan of semicolons.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 10:41:07 PM
i'm a big fan of BOTH semicolons and em-dashes. my thoughts are too large for lesser punctuation

:bow i am the very raistlin majere of independent clauses and parenthetical thoughts :bow2
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 10:43:05 PM
Sorry but Raistlin's INT was greater than 16. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 10:46:10 PM
that was just due to item bonuses

send me a couple rings of insight +2 and i'll go take over krynn's letters programs
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 10:50:06 PM
How about I send you a Wish spell scroll?
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 10:53:51 PM
awesome, i will trade for this useless half plate +1
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
I've got a cockring of Sodom that gives fun + 8 if you want it Drinky. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2008, 11:00:52 PM
i am only interested in your second anus of deep defilement
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2008, 11:02:20 PM
That's not an item I can send in the mail. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 05, 2008, 11:09:41 PM
That's not an item I can send in the mail. 

Father Mike don't worry; Drinky's the one who's going to be sticking an item inside your slot.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on October 05, 2008, 11:30:04 PM
not to derail the topic, but I think it was in one of Al Franken's books where it was debunked that O' Reilly was ever "working class".  He wasn't rich-rich, but he was about as blue collar as an albino with really bad dandruff (ergo, not very much at all).

Of course, phony populism is what conservatives have been about for decades now, so this should be no surprise.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Tristam on October 05, 2008, 11:42:57 PM
I wish I could say that I've read fewer Dragonlance books than anyone here.  :'(
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 02:40:30 AM
I wish I could say that I've read fewer Dragonlance books than anyone here.  :'(

i read chronicles then the first one of the follow up series (legends, i think).

then i read the first drizzt book

then i found real fantasy
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 02:42:11 AM
Dragonlance might not be classic literature but it kills the Drizzt series. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 02:43:39 AM
Dragonlance might not be classic literature but it kills the Drizzt series. 

Drizzt, the Mccain of his tribe!
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: tiesto on October 06, 2008, 12:56:16 PM
not to derail the topic, but I think it was in one of Al Franken's books where it was debunked that O' Reilly was ever "working class".  He wasn't rich-rich, but he was about as blue collar as an albino with really bad dandruff (ergo, not very much at all).

Of course, phony populism is what conservatives have been about for decades now, so this should be no surprise.

Levittown was *THE* epitome of middle class suburbia back when O'Reilly lived there. Still is, actually.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 01:06:37 PM
Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US. :lol
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US. :lol
So his father was an accountant, he grew up in an all white suburb, and went to a private school. Yeah, that sounds very working class.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
Yeah, I think Levittown is known as the first suburbian development in the US. :lol
So his father was an accountant, he grew up in an all white suburb, and went to a private school. Yeah, that sounds very working class.

He grew up less working-class than me. :lol
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: T234 on October 06, 2008, 01:34:08 PM
Bill seems to think so. The following is an excerpt from his new book, "A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity":

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Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don't believe there's a God!


 
http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/367 (http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/367)
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Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 06, 2008, 02:24:09 PM
I think it's almost time for a Dragonlance appreciation thread.

If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 08:41:43 PM
Seems like it's only right that I at least read one Dragonlance book, just to see what it is.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 08:49:53 PM
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If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.

I always liked Dragonlance but don't really remember any of the characters besides Raistlin and I guess his dumb brother.   Wait, wasn't the lord of evil a hot chick?  Can I be her?

pd: iirc the second trilogy is the best by far, but to make sense of them you'd have to get through the first trilogy so all in all it might not be worth the bother.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
I think it's almost time for a Dragonlance appreciation thread.

If Prole gets to (unfairly) be Raistlin Majere, who do I get to be?  Demi is that kender fuckwit.

you are the dalamar nightson to my raistlin majere. on the plus side, you get to fuck kitiara, my slutty herpes-ridden half-sister. on the down side, i get to kill you.

edit: i am surprised you didn't pick lord soth!
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:11:54 PM
it's all pretty awful stuff, but yeah, the second trilogy is, uh, better than the first. the first is just narration of a shitty d&d campaign. the  "twins" trilogy is narration of a shitty EMO d&d campaign, and therefore is hilarious.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:15:33 PM
TVC should pick Sturm since his Warhammer character has the same mustache. 

I got first dibs on Tanis.  He was terribly boring but for some reason, he got all the ass. 
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:28:21 PM
I wish I got into D&D or Warhammer as a kid. I was a heavy Pokemon card player/mover n shaker but that was the extent of my nerd-dom

Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:35:39 PM
i'm pretty sure being homeschooled multiplies your nerd-dom tenfold
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:45:43 PM
tanis sucked. everyone knows there are only a few good dragonlance characters.

sturm brightblade, because he went out hardcore and because his name is so distinguished mentally-challenged
raistlin majere, because he was totally bish and got to be an evil god
caramon majere, because he was dumb and loyal and banged a lot of whores
kitiara majere, because she was a slut
lord soth, because he could fuck you up
flint somethingbeard, because he wanted to kill that fucking kender SO BAD

NOT COOL choices:

fizban, because stupid fucking gods of good shouldn't go slumming with joke characters
tasslehoff, because he ruined it for everyone, especially the reader
tanis, because he put pussy on a pedestal
goldmoon and riverwind, because they were fucking hippies and didn't have the good sense to stay dead

...and a bunch of people i forget but surely hated

Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:49:17 PM
the fact that you remember all these names and details suggests the books made a lasting impression on you  :o
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 09:51:35 PM
Don't they go back in time to a Catholic theocracy or something?  I liked that bit
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Bocsius on October 06, 2008, 09:55:57 PM
I'd be Reorx so dwarves would swear by my beard.*



*Note to self: grow a beard.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:59:08 PM
the fact that you remember all these names and details suggests the books made a lasting impression on you  :o

dude, i can remember all kindsa shit. don't hate on my 16 int
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: TVC15 on October 06, 2008, 09:59:26 PM
You know, Prole, since you're allowed to have illusions of some 16 intelligence, I'm just going to go on and say that I am the Fistandantilus to your Raistlin.
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 10:07:02 PM
:-\
Title: Re: Bill O'Reilly: Proof that God exists?
Post by: Tristam on October 07, 2008, 12:40:58 AM
But Raistlin finally went back in time and used Fistandantilus's own bloodstone to absorb his lifeforce. Sleight-of-hand +2.








WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?


And for the record, Lord Soth was the coolest character to ever come out of Krynn.