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Title: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 07:47:37 PM
I've been drinking virtually every night - hard liquor on weekends and seasonal ale on weekdays.  I'm already inebriated (it's 7:30!).  It's only because I have a distinct love for pumpkin ales, spiced ales and Octoberfest brews.  I will probably buy another case or two full of pumpkin ale tomorrow.

That will last me 'till Thursday.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 07:49:27 PM
Don't drink.

SAVE YOUR BODY FROM SATAN'S SEMEN.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 07:49:38 PM
no wonder you have such poor judgment
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 07:50:52 PM
You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 07:54:14 PM
Wilco while your drunk, I think I should say, and I only say this because I care.  You're the other man. 
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 07:56:03 PM
i too love the pumpkin ales

brooklyn is my downfall where several of the bars have the shit on tap

Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 07:56:45 PM
For the last three weeks, I've been drinking nightly, mostly vodka and whiskey.

You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

Instead of answering difficult questions, Patel distracts with his Negro-magic.


Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 08:08:18 PM
You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

what...what questions
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 08:11:09 PM
You refuse to answer your critics' questions, Patel! Don't judge me!

what...what questions

Why have you chosen to go negative?
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 08:11:19 PM
I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 08:12:01 PM
I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

that's not the change we need. eh eh eh.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 08:15:00 PM
I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

oh shit, nice!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 08:26:11 PM
Fuck I'd move to America just for cheap beer.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 09:02:36 PM
*Lifts beer in the air as a toast to Wilco*
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 09:18:55 PM
Down to my last beer :(
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 09:25:03 PM
Down to my last beer :(

It's still early, hit the bars. Have the best Monday you've had in years. 8)
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 09:29:18 PM
I can't drive in this condition!

I have some light beers left and half a bottle of tequila.  Might make some magic happen.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: BlackMage on October 06, 2008, 09:30:20 PM
Don't drink.

SAVE YOUR BODY FROM SATAN'S SEMEN.

im sure you've already sucked that dick dry you gay bastard
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: tiesto on October 06, 2008, 10:59:35 PM
John Harvard's Pumpkin Spice Ale :drool
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 07, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
thanks to this thread I had some Blue Moon Seasonal Pumpkin Ale (draft) with dinner tonight

THANKS BOYEE
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: T234 on October 07, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
We need an Israeli flag with a crying beer bottle for willco.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Bloodwake on October 07, 2008, 12:25:56 PM
So have I!

I drink nightly, which is bad because I have homework and shit to do.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Tieno on October 07, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
does your jewism allow you to drink?
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2008, 01:24:41 PM
Man, I love Octoberfest brews so much. I haven't been going out/drinking much lately though. :(
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 07, 2008, 02:32:17 PM
does your jewism allow you to drink?

This made no sense.

I'm going to go out and buy some cases of Pumpkin Ale and Octoberfest, and then watch The Howling.  Yay for seasonal ales!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: tiesto on October 07, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
does your jewism allow you to drink?

Of course:

(https://wwws.onlinekosherwine.com/images/manis%20blackberry.jpg)
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2008, 07:21:03 PM
Hey hey hey... it's another night on EB and oh, look.... I have a beer in my hand.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/bastard360/sogood.gif)
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Robo on October 07, 2008, 08:06:23 PM
I found a 24-pk case of Octoberfest for $24! I am going to buy the hell out of that!

where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 07, 2008, 08:52:31 PM
Secret :shh
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2008, 08:54:40 PM
It was probably Costco.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 07, 2008, 08:58:37 PM
Shut the fuck up, Joel!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 11:16:16 AM
Just bumping so Robo doesn't miss it.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Purple Filth on October 08, 2008, 11:20:21 AM
So no new job yet then?
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 08, 2008, 12:22:52 PM
Yeah, I got a job offer days ago.  I'm just doing all the preliminary crap now.  I'd still drink even if I had to work in the early morning hours!
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Robo on October 08, 2008, 07:56:11 PM
Just bumping so Robo doesn't miss it.

oh shit :bow :bow
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 08:17:32 PM
WHo Knew???
Me, another night on EB, and a beer in hand. Drinking every night isn't so bad if you don't have anything better to do than be somewhat quiet while the kids are sleeping.

Cheers to all. :)
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 08, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
I bought a 24-pk of Dogfish Head Pumpkin Ale today.
Title: Re: This October, I have turned into a raging alcoholic!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 08, 2008, 11:37:53 PM
Working a great buzz right now.  Might crank out The Howling in HD.