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Title: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:10:48 PM: My 1st choice is PD because I"m a firm believer in Roosevelt's "Big Stick Policy".
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: cool breeze on October 06, 2008, 09:14:36 PM: Frag
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:15:14 PM: me

i would re-imagine pasolini's salo as an american institution, and i would invite you all to join in my newly-created dept of depucelation

drinky crow, america's duc

:american :burgerking :tophat :piss :bow :hyper :bow2 :piss2 :tophat :burgerking :american
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:15:55 PM: Frag/Mandark 2012
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:18:01 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:15:55 PM
Frag/Mandark 2012

Mandark should head the ticket. Frag would be the attack dog VP

why isn't this a poll thread smh
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 09:19:12 PM: Malek as philosopher king/enlightened despot would be interesting
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: cubicle47b on October 06, 2008, 09:20:11 PM: Hito or Mandark. If I didn't have to live here, Drinky (it would be fun to watch).
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:20:31 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 06, 2008, 09:18:01 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:15:55 PM
Frag/Mandark 2012

Mandark should head the ticket. Frag would be the attack dog VP

yeah, that sounds better
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: BlackMage on October 06, 2008, 09:21:17 PM: me and my vice president would be ichi
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:21:54 PM: yikes
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:23:02 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on October 06, 2008, 09:21:17 PM
me and my vice president would be ichi

pretty sure japafags are banned from running for public office
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 09:23:54 PM: FoC/ Siamesedreamer is my lawn sign.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: demi on October 06, 2008, 09:24:36 PM: Joe Molotov so I can jerk off to him every time he's on television
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: drew on October 06, 2008, 09:25:24 PM: tvc

I want to be able to walk in a 7-11 and buy a valium slushy and find percocet on the shelf next to Tylenol at Kroger.

Vice President: CajoleJuice, but only if he promised to make anime go the way of the cuban cigar.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:26:25 PM: Secretary of +10 Defense: Drinky
Secretary of State: MAF
Secretary of Education: Father Mike
Secretary of the Treasury: Smooth Groove
Secretary of Health and Human Services: TVC
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: demi on October 06, 2008, 09:26:42 PM: PD because we haven't had a good ol assassination lately
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 09:27:26 PM: department of homeland security: t234
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:28:26 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on October 06, 2008, 09:27:26 PM
department of homeland security: t234

damn it, beaten
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:30:28 PM: Ok, go to the Poll thread instead.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25434.0

Actually, I'll unlock this so you guys can continue the conversation here if you like.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2008, 09:33:21 PM: None of you.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:35:40 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 06, 2008, 09:26:25 PM
Secretary of Education: Father Mike

:lol
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2008, 09:40:28 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 09:19:12 PM
Malek as philosopher king/enlightened despot would be interesting

Yeah, that would be something to consider. Drinky would be another, of course. Mainly cause unlike most interweb intellectuals, Drinky seems to have knowledge about the sciences, and not just gay literature. Also, if that were to be, I'd nominate drohne as the VP. A great depression with those two would be pretty interesting I would think.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:40:44 PM: I've gotten two votes for VP?

No wonder this country is going down the tubes.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:41:39 PM: Im secretary of state or treasury so far
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:42:33 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:41:39 PM
Im secretary of state or treasury so far

As if our country needs to be in more debt!
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:43:18 PM: My finances are fine
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: T234 on October 06, 2008, 09:46:13 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:28:26 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on October 06, 2008, 09:27:26 PM
department of homeland security: t234

damn it, beaten
YAAWWW MOTHER FUCKERS

Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Myself.

I'd pick Cajole as VP.
Lyte as Secretary of State.
MAF as Secretary of the Treasury.
Ichi as Chief of Staff.
Darunia as Secretary of Homeland Security(it was a tie between him and FoC).
Tauntaun as Secretary of Energy.
Wilco as Director of National Drug Control Policy.
The Card Cheat Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency.
PD as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

I know this isn't a full cabinet, but I plan to include people with real experience in the other ones. That way I look totally cool, and reminiscent to Reagan and Obama.
ON NOTICE EXPECT VANS AND WHIRLIES
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:46:27 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:43:18 PM
My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2008, 09:47:11 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

Defense robots? Fuck that shit. They're gonna be a bunch of offense robots used to kill and steal everyone's oil.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:47:58 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:46:27 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:43:18 PM
My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff.

Everyone would get matlock season 1 on dvd
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: drew on October 06, 2008, 09:53:28 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 09:40:44 PM
I've gotten two votes for VP?

No wonder this country is going down the tubes.

(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/Tenka_for_Jolly_Ethel_by_Dinogaby.jpg)

This is 95% of the internet's prefered pastime. something has to be done i mean good god look at that thing
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:54:00 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:46:27 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:43:18 PM
My finances are fine

Yeah, but you can't stop buying stuff.

Everyone would get matlock season 1 on dvd

"you may not get the 700 billion back, but you WILL get Matlock season 1 and Slayers on DVD!"

Florida in the bag :bow
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 09:54:12 PM: I'd paint the white house pink, take over france/spain/africa, and have my cabinet dress in drag.

Black and white people would have specal privs, too. tvc would be my vice ho.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 09:54:26 PM: Drinky is the only answer. PD for VP, though only because it rhymes.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:35:40 PM
Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 06, 2008, 09:26:25 PM
Secretary of Education: Father Mike

:lol

I'll teach you to laugh at me! >:(
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2008, 09:55:35 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:51:07 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 06, 2008, 09:47:11 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

Defense robots? Fuck that shit. They're gonna be a bunch of offense robots used to kill and steal everyone's oil.

Defense is just a buzz word used to win over the public.

And once we steal their oil, we'll sell it back to them at an inflated price. The money will be dispersed to all EBers so everyone can partake in the daily "what did you buy?" threads!
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 09:56:46 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door.
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Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 09:57:50 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 06, 2008, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door.

Only on dress-up nights :shh
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 09:59:43 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 06, 2008, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door.

Terrorist cocks.

/drool
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 10:00:16 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 06, 2008, 09:57:50 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 06, 2008, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 09:36:02 PM
Distant as Secretary of Defense(and whatever else gives him the power to build defense robots).

But he'd let terrorist in though the back door.

Only on dress-up nights :shh

Dressed up with a strap-on bomb.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: Bocsius on October 06, 2008, 10:18:22 PM: I'll vote for whomever would chop the country and sell it piecemeal to special interests.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President?
Post by: duckman2000 on October 06, 2008, 10:19:00 PM: Some European