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Title: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 06, 2008, 09:28:39 PM: Let me know what else I should add.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 09:42:43 PM: Patel and his DKP-based system of checks and balances
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2008, 09:44:12 PM: Add me! 8)
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 09:54:14 PM: Although accurate, my description won't win me many votes.

Previous election results. (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=18311.0)
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 10:00:53 PM: I voted for Drinky, because I know that I'll have a place in his despotic regime. Preferrably in the "re-education" department.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 10:01:14 PM: i like where this poll is headed. i promise you that when i set rome ablaze, we will all enjoy my fiddlin' :hump :-*
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 10:03:14 PM: I voted for Malek, because I don't think he'd enjoy it.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 10:05:37 PM: I WOULDNT BLINKKKKK
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 10:06:21 PM: GG and his drag cab, bitches
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2008, 10:07:37 PM: Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 06, 2008, 10:06:21 PM
GG and his drag cab, bitches

depends on how many drag queens you send to...lobby for my support
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 10:07:43 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 10:03:14 PM
I voted for Malek, because I don't think he'd enjoy it.

In my whole life, I really don't recall enjoying anything. So, at worst, it would be a lateral move.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 10:08:40 PM: i'd let you run my federal bureau of homosexual recruitment, gg, with special emphasis on high school programs and christian communities.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 10:15:17 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on October 06, 2008, 10:08:40 PM
i'd let you run my federal bureau of homosexual recruitment, gg, with special emphasis on high school programs and christian communities.

named the Bureau of Just-Ass or the Department of Homoland Sexurity?
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 10:17:41 PM: AM I NOT AN EVILBORIAN?
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 06, 2008, 10:18:54 PM: Quote
In my whole life, I really don't recall enjoying anything. So, at worst, it would be a lateral move.

:bow
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 10:20:41 PM: I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world. :-*
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 10:21:45 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 10:19:08 PM

I would of added you to my Cabinet, but Wilco strikes me as a guy that would know more about drugs.

I'd put you in charge of the English Language Acquisition Office. (http://www.ed.gov/about/offices/list/oela/index.html)
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2008, 10:25:50 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 10:20:41 PM
I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world. :-*

at the very least, my hump-crazed comrade. there is no point in being hegemon ONLY of this ass-backwards piece of second-world real estate; no, we will need to conquer the rest of this world so i can rename it from EARF to THE ASSCUNT PLANET
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: duckman2000 on October 06, 2008, 10:27:20 PM: I don't see any Europeans on that list :punch
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 10:35:00 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on October 06, 2008, 10:25:50 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 10:20:41 PM
I voted Prole cause I'm pretty sure he'd let me develop space marines with which to conquer the world. :-*

at the very least, my hump-crazed comrade. there is no point in being hegemon ONLY of this ass-backwards piece of second-world real estate; no, we will need to conquer the rest of this world so i can rename it from EARF to THE ASSCUNT PLANET

I shall be thine Xenocide! :american
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 10:37:28 PM: Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 10:41:07 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 10:34:24 PM
I type good.
You and Father Mike better stay the fuck away from the department of education.

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 10:37:28 PM
Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.

I'm the most level-headed poster on this forum. I'd only sterilize FoC, Methodis, and that woman in Arkansas who has had twenty kids.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 10:44:31 PM: You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 10:45:10 PM: You say that now but sterilization is addicting.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 10:56:38 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.

I believe you said something positive about the Grateful Dead, so that can't be it.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 11:09:31 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 10:41:07 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 06, 2008, 10:34:24 PM
I type good.
You and Father Mike better stay the fuck away from the department of education.

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 10:37:28 PM
Prole's probably the only sane choice but then the thought of Malek with power make me think he'll turn into Napoleon, impose sterilization on religious people and other crazy shit.

I'm the most level-headed poster on this forum. I'd only sterilize FoC, Methodis, and that woman in Arkansas who has had twenty kids.

As prime minister of education I promise to burn all the creationists at the stake. Also to get the bible belt votes, I would also give equal burning time to our top biologists.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:11:22 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 10:56:38 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
You're just jealous that I have good taste in music.

I believe you said something positive about the Grateful Dead, so that can't be it.

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies? :(
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 11:15:36 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:11:22 PM

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies? :(

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 11:16:38 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:11:22 PM

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies? :(

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

The outside of it?
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:18:54 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:11:22 PM

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies? :(

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

(http://i38.tinypic.com/n1zfvr.jpg)

:( :( :(
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 11:22:33 PM: Fine, Father Mike will be sterilized instead. Though, if you ask me, it seems needless.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 11:40:30 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:11:22 PM

What happened to us being the Beatle Buddies? :(

Jenny Lewis Haters have special place in Guantanamo Bay

Psst... she's on Conan tonight.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:41:14 PM: Hope they put it on youtube
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 11:42:21 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:41:14 PM
Hope they put it on youtube

or on mytube, amitire?
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: patrickula on October 06, 2008, 11:42:27 PM: I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe" :wag
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 11:43:39 PM: Quote from: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 11:42:21 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:41:14 PM
Hope they put it on youtube

or on mytube, amitire?

Credit card info? Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Eric P on October 06, 2008, 11:44:22 PM: is that a real site?

i was just trying to reference my genitals in public
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 06, 2008, 11:48:20 PM: Jenny Lewis tits can be on mytube
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 11:56:38 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 06, 2008, 11:22:33 PM
Fine, Father Mike will be sterilized instead. Though, if you ask me, it seems needless.

That's a false dilemma, as it's an extreme view that forces to sterilize someone when we don't have too!

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Quote from: patrickula on October 06, 2008, 11:42:27 PM
I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe" :wag

New guy bringing the EB smack down.

Patrickula for administrator of customs.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 07, 2008, 12:46:38 AM: I nominate FoC

In a year, after his Lolbertarian antics cause mass discontent, I will then sack him and be a totalitarian dictator.

Things I would do:

- American Cultural Revolution - Put humiliating signs on corrupt CEOs and force them to walk down ghettos if they steal money.
- American Great Leap Forward - Improve society on the backs of Libertarians, rednecks, and other undesirables
- Ship all criminals to Alaska like Siberia
- Last but not least, unfurl the new eugenics program
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Tieno on October 07, 2008, 02:21:40 AM: Where can I vote for Tauntaun? :-* :hump
:tauntaun
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 07, 2008, 02:27:50 AM: I definitely went with drinky crow. his brand of sarcastic, witty socialism would bring healing to our great nation.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: cloudwalking on October 07, 2008, 04:18:18 AM: there are no female candidates on this list.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2008, 04:24:04 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on October 07, 2008, 04:18:18 AM
there are no female candidates on this list.

it's not for VP...
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Oblivion on October 07, 2008, 01:50:13 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on October 07, 2008, 04:18:18 AM
there are no female candidates on this list.

I don't see why there would be. :???:
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Mandark on October 07, 2008, 02:02:37 PM: I like how I'm the only poster bland enough not to get a blurb.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 07, 2008, 02:32:19 PM: Quote from: Mandark on October 07, 2008, 02:02:37 PM
I like how I'm the only poster bland enough not to get a blurb.

Yet you're still in 2nd place. :)

I wasn't sure what you stand for since I don't read GAF poli threads. You were cool to talk B-ball with but that's not relevant to the poll.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Bildi on October 07, 2008, 06:34:28 PM: Quote from: patrickula on October 06, 2008, 11:42:27 PM
I think the last option in polls is usually "Mupepe" :wag

I can't vote until this option is added. :(
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2008, 07:40:32 PM: When does the smear campaign start?
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Bloodwake on October 08, 2008, 04:25:15 PM: Guess I'm running on the independent ticket.

BLOODWAKE FOR ICON 08
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 04:36:12 PM: The Drinky Crow autocracy is the only plausible option where I don't wind up in stocks in the town square with something put up my bum.
Title: Re: Which Evilborian would you vote for President? (poll)
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 08, 2008, 04:40:57 PM: Drinky/Caligula.