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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 11:48:23 AM

Title: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
     Next weekend, more than 500,000 people will descend upon a town of ~5,900 people, in a capitalist orgy like no other. More than 75,000 guns will change hands, obscure local politicians like Gatewood Galbraith (for the legalization of pot, among other things) will campaign even when he's not running, more garbage will be picked up those 3 days than the whole rest of the year, and more shitty schwag will be sold than anybody ever needed.
     I'm expected to work in the local WAL-MART on that saturday, everything in this town will be worse than the day after Thanksgiving for fucks sake, and I get paid piss nothing. I'm calling in.

I'm making this thread just to put pictures of the complete carnage on the forum.

   
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 11:50:41 AM
So your town is basically Mecca for rednecks?
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 11:53:42 AM
Yes.

A guy I know who works in a gas station told me he sells more skoal (chewing tobacco) during those three days than he would during a 15-year period without court day. *shudders violently* 
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 11:59:27 AM
5 Pillars of White Trash

- Profession of Jesus helping you win that football game
- Prayer
- Paying your pastor for that new mega-church
- The complete opposite of fasting on Super Bowl Sunday
- Pilgrimmage to T234's town
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 11:59:27 AM
5 Pillars of White Trash

- Profession of Jesus helping you win that football game
- Prayer
- Paying your pastor for that new mega-church
- The complete opposite of fasting on Super Bowl Sunday
- Pilgrimmage to T234's town
Switch that to basketball (this IS Kentucky), and is really accurate :(
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Ganhyun on October 08, 2008, 12:51:57 PM
Sorry, but I think Dublin GA wants their title back.


http://summerredneckgames.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games

Then again, that site is out of date. :)

Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Ganhyun on October 08, 2008, 01:52:41 PM
Quote from: T234 on October 08, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.


Well now........

We can truthfully claim that we are the Largest(landwise) state east of the Mississippi River.

Also, UGA is a good college football team. Ga Tech isnt a slouch this year either.
Falcons? Eh, they do good every once in a while, then flop alot.
Braves? Used to be habitual postseason chokers. Now cant make it there anymore.
Thrashers? Not a hockey fan.
Hawks? Heard they suck.

Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 01:53:20 PM
(http://www.camtradinginc.com/images/smokeless/sklcst.jpg) :drool
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: T234 on October 08, 2008, 01:55:42 PM
AHEM,

(http://photos.al.com/photos/alphotos/f34ecb87c8f3694592179cd6335365ad.jpg)


Whereas if Hartline could hold onto the ball we'd be undefeated.
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Ganhyun on October 08, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
:lol

that pic gets me everytime. That guy on the lower left looks like he's ready to kill someone. lol.

But yea, we've both lost to the same team.  Granted UGA's loss was induced by self-hurting penalties and general overconfidence in the team's rank. 

You guys should have beaten Alabama, they had a huge letdown from the UGA game to you guys. :)
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: ShogunOfFear on October 08, 2008, 02:18:16 PM
Quote from: T234 on October 08, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
The state of Georgia claims to have a lot of things: Redneck mecca, a decent football team, etc.
QFT
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Bloodwake on October 08, 2008, 03:25:21 PM
Quote from: T234 on October 08, 2008, 01:55:42 PM
AHEM,

(http://photos.al.com/photos/alphotos/f34ecb87c8f3694592179cd6335365ad.jpg)


Whereas if Hartline could hold onto the ball we'd be undefeated.

I KNOW.

I was laughing at Crompton the week before for fumbling against Auburn and that being the play that lost the game AND THE SAME FUCKING THING HAPPENED TO KENTUCKY.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 03:37:57 PM
Nugga please, you know you are titillated by this news.  Get me an assault rifle k? :gun  :-*
Title: Re: The absolute biggest clusterfuck in the world will occur in my hometown.
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 10:00:17 PM
Sorry for asking the obvious, but what is this thing exactly that happening?