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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 08:43:24 PM

Title: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 08:43:24 PM: I think 2,000 posts is way too low to become a Senior Member. I'm not terribly enthused about becoming and old and decrepit-sounding 'Senior Member' just yet, I'd rather stay a fresh and new 'Member'.

Alternatively, I'd support a rename of 'Senior Member' to 'Engorged Member'.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 08:45:23 PM: Noooooooo!!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 08:45:41 PM: I agree with you, and I want more titles. Being a Senior Member is boring.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 08:45:47 PM: Swollen member, throbbing member.

You're almost there, buddy! Hope you saved for retirement! It's all busted hips and white shoes in about, say, two more posts!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Darunia on October 08, 2008, 08:48:13 PM: tip: post less, be member longer
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 08, 2008, 08:50:15 PM: 0-5000: Member
5000-20,000: Senior Member
20,000+: Nemo Status
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 08:50:20 PM: :( I've been posting as little as possible.

Damn, I didn't leave myself enough posts to discuss this issue properly. From now on I'll have to post via PMs through other members and editing old posts in order to retain my virility.

Edit: I like those brackets PD. Something nicer than 'Senior' would still be good though.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 08:50:39 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/Old_Man_Hoskins.jpg)

"I remember when I was a Junior, I was knee-deep in loose women and my bladder still worked!"
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 08:51:05 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 08:43:24 PM
I'm not terribly enthused about becoming and old and decrepit-sounding 'Senior Member' just yet, I'd rather stay a fresh and new 'Member'.

* I'm Ichi and I approve of this message.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 08:51:28 PM: Make your 2000th post about me.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 08:54:28 PM: What the fuck now im not a senor anymore
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 08:54:51 PM: I guess Bildi can't post ever again. oh well
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:00:48 PM: Quote from: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 08:54:51 PM
I guess Bildi can't post ever again. oh well

o rly! :P

Hey Bildi! You owe me $1,000 you cheapskate fuck

....and your mom smokes rock, when she can't get gay biker dick
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Solo on October 08, 2008, 09:02:54 PM: Just posting this to see how close to an e-old fart I am.

EDIT: it appears I reached old age 440 posts ago :lol
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:04:07 PM: Bildi doesn't like the situation he's in right now. It fucking sucks apparently. And Cormacaroni can get fucked as far as he's concerned.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:18:48 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:04:07 PM
Bildi doesn't like the situation he's in right now. It fucking sucks apparently. And Cormacaroni can get fucked as far as he's concerned.

I can't hear yoooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:20:56 PM: (http://i35.tinypic.com/igmdm8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 09:23:21 PM: Powerslave is just pissed because Bibli refuses to make his 2000 post in his honor :'(
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:24:21 PM: Bibli lol
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:25:50 PM: FFS bildi i got blue balls here
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM: I am the true speaker of the word of Bibli NOT Powerslave.

Listen to me members and find out how you too can free yourself from the sins of the senior members.

You shall be my flock my sheep-children and I shall rename you using the the naming thread.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 09:30:14 PM: bibli > bildi
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:32:22 PM: (http://i33.tinypic.com/20i6lpk.gif)
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:33:29 PM: I like the name Bildi because bil means ass in Dutch.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 09:35:16 PM: Bibli is easier to say. And more holy.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 09:36:42 PM: Bibli has issued forth a commandment into my PM box.

"I is watching you" along with a picture of a cat.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM: IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS. :maf

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Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 09:43:02 PM: 5,000 = Giant Member
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:43:15 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM
IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS. :maf

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'Bildi
Senior Member

Posts: 2000'

*spurts*
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM: I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: treythemovie on October 08, 2008, 09:45:25 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM
IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS. :maf

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:dur :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 09:57:36 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 09:42:02 PM
IT'S BILDI YOU FUCKERS. :maf

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:rock :rock :rock

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM
I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.

:rofl
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 10:01:32 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM
I liked Bildi better when he was a member. He totally sucks now.

I KNEW this would happen. All I had going for me was the freshness of my tag. :(
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 08, 2008, 10:06:02 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 09:43:02 PM
5,000 = Giant Member

:lol yes
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 10:12:02 PM: I'm still staunchly dedicated to the following causes:

1) increasing the 'Senior Member' post count to 5,000; or
2) changing the tag to something filled with phallic innuendo as would befit evilbore.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2008, 10:14:50 PM: fa sho
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: FatalT on October 08, 2008, 10:23:03 PM: PR I thought you were banned. Being banned usually means people think you're a huge taco.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM: Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM
Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.

...and blue balls.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:39:45 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM
...and blue balls.

I'm actually working on that while I wait.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:40:55 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:39:45 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:38:05 PM
...and blue balls.

I'm actually working on that while I wait.

what are you wearing
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:44:21 PM: Ben-Gay.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:45:44 PM: i wish i had a tag
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 10:46:30 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:45:44 PM
i wish i had a tag

You're a Senior Member now, so you can have one.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM: oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2008, 10:48:32 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM
oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf

:bow evilbore :bow2
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 08, 2008, 10:51:54 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:47:56 PM
oh shit I always thought it was a special privalige like on gaf

To be fair, both places award tags for spamming the boards, Evilbore is just more consistent about it.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 10:53:23 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:36:38 PM
Wait, can't you edit your tag now Bildi? No pressure, but we'll be waiting with baited breath.

I guess so. Or I could go the cool, rebellious route and not have one at all. :pimp
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:56:24 PM: You need something awesome, like "Satan's Labia" or something.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM: Or steal my awesome one
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 10:59:07 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 10:56:24 PM
You need something awesome, like "Satan's Labia" or something.

:rofl That's awesome. No, you should use that when your cherry pops.

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM
Or steal my awesome one

:omg You're so naughty!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 11:01:33 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 10:57:38 PM
Or steal my awesome one

yeah, that'll last!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 08, 2008, 11:04:08 PM: BAIT AND SWITCH
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 11:06:04 PM: I prefer to WAIT AND BITCH
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 11:18:17 PM: Oh, an 'icon' tag, now where did that come from
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 12:24:11 AM: Shrivelled Member 0 - 500
Flaccid Member 500-2k
Perky Member 2k - 5K
Aroused Member 5k - 10k
Unsheathed Member 10k - 15k
Throbbing Member 15k - 20k
Swollen Member 20k - 25k
Engorged Member 25k - 30k
Giant Member 30k +

Thanks to muckhole and Joe for throbbing, swollen & giant members.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2008, 01:12:47 AM: I AM GIANT
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 09, 2008, 01:25:07 AM: Quote from: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 12:24:11 AM
Shrivelled Member 0 - 500
Flaccid Member 500-2k
Perky Member 2k - 5K
Aroused Member 5k - 10k
Unsheathed Member 10k - 15k
Throbbing Member 15k - 20k
Swollen Member 20k - 25k
Engorged Member 25k - 30k
Giant Member 30k +

Thanks to muckhole and Joe for throbbing, swollen & giant members.

Good job but let's add one more to the list: BBC 40k+
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 02:17:04 AM: Oh my. Good addition.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 09, 2008, 02:42:21 AM: damn, i need to go from 'Flaccid' to 'Perky' fast...story of my life
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tieno on October 09, 2008, 03:13:25 AM: I don't support this cause, I want to create polls and edit my tag as soon as possible.
Quote from: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 12:24:11 AM
Shrivelled Member 0 - 500
Flaccid Member 500-2k
Perky Member 2k - 5K
Aroused Member 5k - 10k
Unsheathed Member 10k - 15k
Throbbing Member 15k - 20k
Swollen Member 20k - 25k
Engorged Member 25k - 30k
Giant Member 30k +

Thanks to muckhole and Joe for throbbing, swollen & giant members.

I support this
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: The Sceneman on October 09, 2008, 03:44:54 AM: Bildi is a sickooooooooo, Bildi's got a big dickooooooo
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: etiolate on October 09, 2008, 04:01:44 AM: quality > quantity plz
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: bork on October 09, 2008, 04:19:17 AM: Huh huh, he said "member."

(http://images.chron.com/blogs/specialfeatures/archives/beavis.jpg)
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Darunia on October 09, 2008, 06:10:23 AM: Quote from: Tieno on October 09, 2008, 03:13:25 AM
I don't support this cause, I want to create polls and edit my tag as soon as possible.

indeed!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: BlackMage on October 09, 2008, 09:47:59 AM: I'm the best!
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 09:49:44 AM: Do we really want a system where foc and cloud get the biggest cock?
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 10:06:27 AM: I think Icons should be limited and a new one can only be voted in by the current Icons so the group doesn't lose it's splendor. It would be meaningless if we were all eventually Icons, where would our status go? LINES MUST BE DRAWN! :maf
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 09, 2008, 11:16:49 AM: We should have to pay to post here....25 cents per post + tax.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 11:32:58 AM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 09, 2008, 11:16:49 AM
We should have to pay to post here....25 cents per post + tax.

:shh Don't give our Jew overlord any ideas.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 09, 2008, 12:28:17 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on October 09, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
I'm the best!

:lol

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 10:06:27 AM
I think Icons should be limited and a new one can only be voted in by the current Icons so the group doesn't lose it's splendor. It would be meaningless if we were all eventually Icons, where would our status go? LINES MUST BE DRAWN! :maf

I'd just be worried about all the Icons dying in a plane crash on their way to Icon HQ in the mountains. If that happens, chaos would rule the board, and in that power vacuum, who knows who'd take over.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Powerslave on October 09, 2008, 12:39:54 PM: Does the name Powerslave ring any bells for you?
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: muckhole on October 09, 2008, 12:41:11 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 09, 2008, 12:39:54 PM
Does the name Powerslave ring any bells to you?

It is what I secretly fear, yet secretly long for.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 01:49:39 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 09, 2008, 12:28:17 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on October 09, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
I'm the best!

:lol

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 10:06:27 AM
I think Icons should be limited and a new one can only be voted in by the current Icons so the group doesn't lose it's splendor. It would be meaningless if we were all eventually Icons, where would our status go? LINES MUST BE DRAWN! :maf

I'd just be worried about all the Icons dying in a plane crash on their way to Icon HQ in the mountains. If that happens, chaos would rule the board, and in that power vacuum, who knows who'd take over.

Don't worry they have their Icon wills written out just in case. :shh
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Ganhyun on October 09, 2008, 02:13:54 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 01:49:39 PM
Quote from: muckhole on October 09, 2008, 12:28:17 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on October 09, 2008, 09:47:59 AM
I'm the best!

:lol

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 10:06:27 AM
I think Icons should be limited and a new one can only be voted in by the current Icons so the group doesn't lose it's splendor. It would be meaningless if we were all eventually Icons, where would our status go? LINES MUST BE DRAWN! :maf

I'd just be worried about all the Icons dying in a plane crash on their way to Icon HQ in the mountains. If that happens, chaos would rule the board, and in that power vacuum, who knows who'd take over.

Don't worry they have their Icon wills written out just in case. :shh

Yes Tauntaun would become our Icon overlord.

:tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 02:39:28 PM: Sounds about right. Also I wouldn't have to pay for the server out of pocket because I'd be granted access to Willco's jew gold. ;)
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 02:45:15 PM: It's gamestop policy that ex-employees leave their jew gold at the door. How else do you think they make their money? Magazine subscriptions? pfffff.
Title: Re: The Senior Member post count should be 5,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 03:03:50 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 09, 2008, 02:45:15 PM
It's gamestop policy that ex-employees leave their jew gold at the door. How else do you think they make their money? Magazine subscriptions? pfffff.

Yes but everyone who's see that one episode of South Park knows that Jews carry a bag of fake Jew gold with them at all times so as to fool the unknowing. :shh