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Title: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 12:40:31 PM
 :D :D :D

We met over the weekend and have talking back and forth nonstop.  She's incredible-very cute, short hair, brunette, listens to Animal Collective and the Velvet Underground, and she seems interested!

I'm taking her to the Girl Talk concert if I can  :-*
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 12:46:26 PM
do i even have to say it?
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 10, 2008, 12:52:08 PM
pix or gtfo
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:11:12 PM
GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:31:52 PM
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v357/226/111/1423410040/n1423410040_30028240_7536.jpg)

Middle, green shirt.
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Post by: Reb on October 10, 2008, 01:32:14 PM
Girls don't like boys.
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Post by: Reb on October 10, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
Lol, she's a female you.
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:33:15 PM
Here face sorta looks like yours, are you in love with yourself? :o
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:35:05 PM
I'd hit it and pretend it was BrandNew. :hump
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:35:17 PM
...

holy shit

you just blew my mind

now I have to rethink this
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:35:56 PM
:rofl
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:41:31 PM
just lookin out nukka
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Post by: muckhole on October 10, 2008, 01:43:35 PM
Lol, she's a female you.

Hahaha, my first thought as well. Poor BrandNew.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:43:48 PM
nuh-uh
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Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2008, 01:44:24 PM
Looks less like a librarian than Mojo's tart > chicks
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:46:23 PM
Yeah, I'm confused too.
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:47:49 PM
Looks less like a librarian than Mojo's tart > chicks

What?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
The funnies, where are they
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Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2008, 01:49:18 PM
Oh, shut up. She doesn't look as much like a librarian as Mojo's tart does. Chicks. She looks a bit like a cute librarian though.
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:49:44 PM
The funnies, where are they

Not here.  :-\
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:50:48 PM
I need to go to the same library as duckman.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 01:52:31 PM
Eww.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:54:01 PM
Eww.

Eww yourself.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 01:54:17 PM
Eww.
Willco, would you date a female version of you?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:54:30 PM
Hey, BrandNew and this girl can make it...

just look at cloudwalking and jarosh.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 01:56:45 PM
I hope BrandNew is dating the girl in the green shirt in order to be close to the girl in the black and white shirt.
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 10, 2008, 01:57:40 PM
It's fairly common to be attracted to a partner with features similar to yours.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 01:58:22 PM
It's fairly common to be attracted to a partner with features similar to yours.
Yes, but not identical.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 01:58:54 PM
I hope BrandNew is dating the girl in the green shirt in order to be close to the girl in the black and white shirt.

Yeah, she's cool and all, but she's got a different type of personality, one I'm not very attracted to.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 02:02:22 PM
Eww.
Willco, would you date a female version of you?

Gross! No way!

I would, however, date the female version of YOU. :wink
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 10, 2008, 02:38:02 PM
Hey, BrandNew and this girl can make it...

just look at cloudwalking and jarosh.

i came in here to post this
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 02:38:51 PM
Eww.
Willco, would you date a female version of you?

Gross! No way!

I would, however, date the female version of YOU. :wink
The beard and the constant crying wouldn't turn you off?
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 10, 2008, 02:39:16 PM
my boss told me we look like brother and sister :(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 02:40:10 PM
Maybe you are both the children of the same sperm donor! du du du duuuuuuu
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 02:42:43 PM
She's cute, BrandNew. Props!
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Post by: patrickula on October 10, 2008, 02:44:41 PM
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/patrickula/brandnewgirl.jpg)
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
oh god that is disturbing
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 02:46:12 PM
bahah
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 02:47:48 PM
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/patrickula/brandnewgirl.jpg)


 ???

I keep looking at this photo, but I can't spot any differences.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2008, 02:50:05 PM
Holy shit, BrandNew is like Kosma and he wants to fuck a gash-equipped version of himself!
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 02:50:26 PM
haha I have to admit. They do look alike but she still looks more feminine. Luckily BrandNew is cute too.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2008, 02:52:32 PM
Yeah, they'll make awesome lesbian pornography together.
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Post by: bud on October 10, 2008, 02:53:03 PM
they don't look alike

the chick on the left is totally hot btw
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Post by: Powerslave on October 10, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/patrickula/brandnewgirl.jpg)

:rofl :rofl
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 02:57:22 PM
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/patrickula/brandnewgirl.jpg)

:rofl :rofl

:rofl  I did a double take there.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 03:08:22 PM
Oh my - its like he's fucking himself!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 03:09:35 PM
Oh my - its like he's fucking himself!

He hasn't fucked himself yet!
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 03:16:58 PM
Oh my - its like he's fucking himself!

He hasn't fucked himself yet!

Or has he?

 :o

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/emot-fappery.gif)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2008, 03:25:11 PM
I hate you for being 19.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 03:28:25 PM
I hate you for being 19.
recursivelyenumerable
tastes like bitter tears
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
I'll take the 2 on the left. :hump :hump
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Powerslave on October 10, 2008, 03:51:25 PM
BrandNew, did you pay extra attention when you typed 'girl' in the thread title box?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 10, 2008, 03:57:37 PM
I did actually.

I think I'ma stop making threads for a while.
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Post by: patrickula on October 10, 2008, 04:02:51 PM
 :'(
Well at least keep us updated in this thread with how it goes with this chick.
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Post by: Tristam on October 10, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
 :lol @ the 'shop.

She is cute though.  :bow Brunettes :bow2

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Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 10, 2008, 10:46:30 PM
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v357/226/111/1423410040/n1423410040_30028240_7536.jpg)

Middle, green shirt.
teh leftmost girl

man you missed  a jackpot
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 11:13:27 PM
teh leftmost girl

man you missed  a jackpot

I prefer the girl he is hooking up with, actually.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2008, 11:15:49 PM
smh @ the dude leaning into the pic. Reminds me of those Michael Cera pics  :lol
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 11:17:24 PM
smh @ the dude leaning into the pic. Reminds me of those Michael Cera pics  :lol

he's a good looking dude, though, and probably friends with them.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2008, 11:18:37 PM
smh @ me for noticing the dude first

none of those girls are attractive
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 11:19:31 PM
smh @ me for noticing the dude first

none of those girls are attractive

really? you have high standards then.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 11:21:35 PM
smh @ me for noticing the dude first

none of those girls are attractive
It's called PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!
You finally find the girl of your dreams just to blow it 10 second in to the act??????
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 10, 2008, 11:26:17 PM
smh @ me for noticing the dude first

none of those girls are attractive

really? you have high standards then.

PD is beautiful he should have high standards.  You should too.  You're breaking club rules.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
Blackmage is very attractive actually.

I don't have high standards, they just look average white girls. But if she's an awesome person that trumps looks
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Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 11:29:03 PM
but since I have mental issues I have to seek girls "below" my level. anwyay, I still think these girls (minus the blonde) are very attractive.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 11:33:44 PM
Fuck with the average, forgo the ugly my fellow American.
PRACTICE my young padowan.
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Post by: patrickula on October 10, 2008, 11:54:06 PM
Eh, if she's cool then I'd go for the one your after Brand New.  Most interesting looking in that group to me.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 12:12:44 AM
standards are for suckers.  they do nothing but make you miserable
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 12:13:53 AM
standards are for suckers.  they do nothing but make you miserable

No they keep me from getting girls which keeps me in a happily miserable state. 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:27:31 AM
There's a difference between just looking at a picture of girls and passing it on and then actually talking to them.  This girl in particular, when i saw her in person just gave off an incredible vibe, and after talking to her had an awesome personality.

I'll say this and I know this'll just continue the running joke, but actually reminds me a lot of how I act, and I've never actually met another person like that in my life, so of course I'm attracted to that.  She's also as cool as my sister, and my sister just coincidentally is one of my best friends.

And she's got an awesome taste of music, and actually knows what she's talking about.  She's not one of those girls who's like "omg they make good muusic i like the song they play on the oc!!!"  She knows her history of several bands, knows the roots of what she listens to, etc.  She did an analysis paper on Sigur Ros for fuck's sake.

All in all: she's really awesome.

Here's a better picture of her:

(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v337/163/115/1433430045/n1433430045_30037891_4519.jpg)
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Post by: BlackMage on October 11, 2008, 12:28:47 AM
There's a difference between just looking at a picture of girls and passing it on and then actually talking to them.  This girl in particular, when i saw her in person just gave off an incredible vibe, and after talking to her had an awesome personality.

I'll say this and I know this'll just continue the running joke, but actually reminds me a lot of how I act, and I've never actually met another person like that in my life, so of course I'm attracted to that.  She's also as cool as my sister, and my sister just coincidentally is one of my best friends.

And she's got an awesome taste of music, and actually knows what she's talking about.  She's not one of those girls who's like "omg they make good muusic i like the song they play on the oc!!!"  She knows her history of several bands, knows the roots of what she listens to, etc.  She did an analysis paper on Sigur Ros for fuck's sake.

All in all: she's really awesome.

alright never mind. dump her.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:29:54 AM
Haha why?  I find that pretty interesting.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 11, 2008, 12:30:51 AM
Hey BrandNew, are you one of them "hipsters?"
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 12:31:46 AM
I hate you for being 19
I hate you for being 19
I hate you for being 19

aaaggh
somebody disembowel me QUICK
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:32:35 AM
Hey BrandNew, are you one of them "hipsters?"

Mhm.  I can show you all of my scarfs <3

edit: Why do you hate me for bein 19  ???
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Post by: BlackMage on October 11, 2008, 12:34:34 AM
Hey BrandNew, are you one of them "hipsters?"

Mhm.  I can show you all of my scarfs <3

edit: Why do you hate me for bein 19  ???

apparently he thinks being 26 is worse than 19. fuck you can't even drink legally where I live. I'm 27 and in my prime bitches!
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 12:38:45 AM
well I can still date 21-year-olds which is as low as I'd really wanna go anyway, but the problem is that to make up for it I feel obliged to consider women in their thirties and I kinda don't wanna, not so much because of young body fetish or whatever but more because their maturity is intimidating and reminds me just how low my growthandoraccomplishment-to-time ratio has been

not to mention that I'm sure I won't actually manage to date a 21-year-old before I'm too old for them anyway, so
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Post by: The Sceneman on October 11, 2008, 12:39:36 AM
I would fuck everyone
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Post by: The Sceneman on October 11, 2008, 12:40:00 AM
this nicca loves to fucc yo
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:40:27 AM
wtf  :lol

Does she still look like me in the other picture?
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 11, 2008, 12:40:50 AM
she sounds like that interesting chick from this game:

http://www.peroxidecomics.com/escape-from-friend-zone-game/


BEAWRE
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Post by: BlackMage on October 11, 2008, 12:41:31 AM
wtf  :lol

Does she still look like me in the other picture?

she's a hottie no doubt.  threeway by chance? :-*
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2008, 12:42:37 AM
I would fuck everyone
.
Seriously. But your girl is cute. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't do them all.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:44:06 AM
wtf  :lol

Does she still look like me in the other picture?

she's a hottie no doubt.  threeway by chance? :-*

You don't want to come to Ohio, trust me.
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Post by: BlackMage on October 11, 2008, 12:44:44 AM
wtf  :lol

Does she still look like me in the other picture?

she's a hottie no doubt.  threeway by chance? :-*

You don't want to come to Ohio, trust me.

doesn't whiteacid live there?  :-*
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:46:27 AM
Does she?  She should fucking call or something

fuck
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 12:47:23 AM
ahaha the profile in that game thingy is great
http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?uid=19668612#moreabout
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Post by: chronovore on October 11, 2008, 03:17:55 AM
...

holy shit

you just blew my mind

now I have to rethink this

This had me laughing for a full minute.
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Post by: Tieno on October 11, 2008, 03:42:02 AM
It's great that she's like your sister and looks like you.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2008, 08:54:13 AM
It's great that she's like your sister and looks like you.
:lol
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Post by: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 10:19:11 AM
Whats with the random dudes trying to get in these photos?

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Post by: Tauntaun on October 11, 2008, 10:41:04 AM
She's also as cool as my sister, and my sister just coincidentally is one of my best friends.

:drudge
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Post by: elektrikluv on October 11, 2008, 10:50:20 AM
Hey BrandNew, are you one of them "hipsters?"

Mhm.  I can show you all of my scarfs <3

edit: Why do you hate me for bein 19  ???

apparently he thinks being 26 is worse than 19. fuck you can't even drink legally where I live. I'm 27 and in my prime bitches!

Is 26 meant to be old now or something?
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 11, 2008, 10:54:38 AM
Hey BrandNew, are you one of them "hipsters?"

Mhm.  I can show you all of my scarfs <3

edit: Why do you hate me for bein 19  ???

apparently he thinks being 26 is worse than 19. fuck you can't even drink legally where I live. I'm 27 and in my prime bitches!

Is 26 meant to be old now or something?

Some people around here think so, which I think is crap.   :maf

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm 26  :-*
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Post by: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 11:14:02 AM
27 here (My birthday was this wednesday). Were not old.  :'(
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 11, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
27 here (My birthday was this wednesday). Were not old.  :'(

We're

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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2008, 11:37:10 AM
27 and no, 26 is not old.  30 is the new 20  :P
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:38:20 AM
27 and no, 26 is not old.  30 is the new 20  :P

Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(
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Post by: T234 on October 11, 2008, 11:39:44 AM
OLD PEOPLE ARE OLD
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 11, 2008, 11:43:32 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/1z3m26g.gif)

 :-*
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2008, 11:45:35 AM
34 -- almost 35! -- here, motherfuckers. i'mma fulla wisdom and shit. *guzzles anti-freeze, pulls out cock, vomits on keyboard, passes out*
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 11:46:29 AM
I knew the sister thing would weird people out

*shrugs*

I didn't think people would understand.  I'm just saying I'm most comfortable around people who act like me and my sister.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2008, 11:47:00 AM
how does she match up to yer sister in the finger test
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 11:48:30 AM
smh
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 11, 2008, 11:48:47 AM
34 -- almost 35! -- here, motherfuckers. i'mma fulla wisdom and shit. *guzzles anti-freeze, pulls out cock, vomits on keyboard, passes out*

The wisdom of the ages!  :tophat
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 11:54:36 AM
34 -- almost 35! -- here, motherfuckers. i'mma fulla wisdom and shit. *guzzles anti-freeze, pulls out cock, vomits on keyboard, passes out*

I'm a ripe old 35. Though I'm severely immature, and lacking the aforementioned wisdom and shit. *guzzles anti-freeze, pulls out cock, vomits on keyboard, passes out*
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 12:33:06 PM
how does she match up to yer sister in the finger test

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Tieno on October 11, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
I knew the sister thing would weird people out

*shrugs*

I didn't think people would understand.  I'm just saying I'm most comfortable around people who act like me and my sister.
Makes sense, I'd fuck me too.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:44:17 PM
I don't find myself attractive  :'(
On second thought, I don't think she looks that much like me.  Just the nose and smile maybe.
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Post by: tiesto on October 11, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
I like the blonde in the second pic... hell, I even like the blonde (the one that nobody on this board thought was cute) in the first pic. Your girl is pretty cute, too.

I'm 26 as well, being a bit older ain't as bad, you have a bit more money and status, and confidence in yourself than you did when you were 19 (at least in my case)... so younger chicks aren't as tough to get anymore, provided you can stand a bit of immaturity. Not that it really helps me out too much, I always tend to date girls 1-3 years older.  :-\
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 12:59:34 PM
I'm probably gonna go to her school for Halloween, so that's probably the time when we'll really hit it off.

No one can resist GREEN MAN
(http://begreenman.com/Assets/fangif/green-man-costume-diving.gif)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 01:01:26 PM
Brandnew if you really want to impress her when you were that thing, make sure to stuff a rolled up sock into your crotch.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 01:02:01 PM
Not needed  :-*
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 01:09:15 PM
Not needed  :-*

Is that what your sister told you? 
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 01:10:02 PM
Oh jesus what have i done
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 01:15:38 PM
Just what have you done indeed!

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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 01:16:15 PM
 :lol

I'm gonna stop telling the bore things.  They're all twisted now  :-\
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2008, 01:24:47 PM
WILLCO ADD THIS STAT: (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/hump2.gif)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2008, 01:27:12 PM
also, MOAR HOT TALES OF TEENCEST PLZ

get yer sis and the girl to make out for the 'bore's delight

the king of fuck, his holy erectness, tauntaun the first COMMANDS it
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 01:28:21 PM
that emoticon is awesome

and no
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 01:36:20 PM
WILLCO ADD THIS STAT: (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/hump2.gif)

That's awesome. If only we could type a number at the end of the script to add that many humpers to the pile.

hump2 X3.gif, hump2 X5.gif etc.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2008, 01:44:01 PM
WILLCO ADD THIS STAT: (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/hump2.gif)
Awesome!!!
Stick one of the humpers facing the group and humping the front of the bottom face.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2008, 02:22:08 PM
how does she match up to yer sister in the finger test

JESUS CHRIST  :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:24:53 PM
Is this hot teen incest like in The Amityville Horror II or gross hillbilly incest?
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 02:26:01 PM
jesus no fucking incest

ugh
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:27:39 PM
Like, do you still feel guilty about it?
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
I can't say anything that won't be turned around and twisted  :'(

evilbore likes incest even when incest isn't present i guess
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Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:32:19 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/humpwhip3.gif)

Oh snap!
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Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:32:37 PM
The eyebrow smilies still need to be added.
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:36:47 PM
Does anyone think it's weird that BrandNew found a chick to bang that's like his sister after they ended their Amityville Horror II-esque teencest relationship over guilt?  It's like he couldn't even find a stepsister!
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:38:01 PM
It's pragmatic, I like his style.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:39:01 PM
Yeah, I mean, I'm glad he finally stopped banging his sister, but this is pretty close!
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:48:20 PM
He smart enough to avoid the social repercussions and claim ignorance on the similar appearance of this girl. But he can squint and pretend it's his sister.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
I wonder if he can get them to wear the same clothes.
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Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:51:52 PM
I bet he'll try to give his sisters old clothes to the girl as gifts.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:52:28 PM
She'll even smell like his sister! :shh
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 02:52:52 PM
 :lol

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Post by: Costanza on October 11, 2008, 02:53:24 PM
What's the story with BrandNew and his sister? I'm confused.
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 02:53:50 PM
She'll catch on after the twentieth time he says: "but my sister liked it!"
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 02:54:41 PM
What's the story with BrandNew and his sister? I'm confused.

He "did" things with her.  And is now trying to get other women to wear her cloths so that they smell like her. 
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 02:55:58 PM
Sick fuck.
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2008, 02:58:28 PM
27 and no, 26 is not old.  30 is the new 20  :P

Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM
Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing.  Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2008, 03:22:12 PM
Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing.  Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?
It happens, but far less often. We have thicker skin and we tend to gain fat in the stomach area instead of the thigh area. 

Men, generally, age much better than women.
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Reb on October 11, 2008, 03:22:33 PM
My balls are always droopy on warm days.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 03:46:06 PM
Oy.  Incest rips?  I'm never posting about this again  :lol
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
Someone explain this incest thing.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2008, 03:59:06 PM
Someone explain this incest thing.

 :drudge "She's also as cool as my sister, and my sister just coincidentally is one of my best friends."  :drudge
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 03:59:44 PM
Someone explain this incest thing.

Incest is when close relatives have sex with each other. 
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Tieno on October 11, 2008, 04:03:26 PM
Someone explain this incest thing.

Incest is when close relatives have sex with each other. 
crap
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 04:04:16 PM
 :'(
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Post by: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 04:06:51 PM
Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right?  :-\
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 04:09:43 PM
Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right?  :-\

It has been the most compelling piece of evidence for an incestuous EB  member yet.  What more do you want?
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: Tieno on October 11, 2008, 04:13:36 PM
BrandNew is probably having incest with his sister atm.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2008, 04:14:39 PM
27 and no, 26 is not old.  30 is the new 20  :P

Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty.  Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2008, 04:18:56 PM
Ah. But there's no back story to Brannew and his sister just that bffs comment right?  :-\
Well, he's dating a female version of himself. . . . so
Title: Re: I met a really awesome girl :) :) :) (aka myself)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 04:45:34 PM
I don't get why this is so hard to grasp.  My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight.  It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2008, 04:49:43 PM
I don't get why this is so hard to grasp.  My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight.  It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube

Your sister is a lot like you, and you are a lot like your girlfriend.
Your sister is a lot like . . . your girlfriend.
 :hump
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2008, 04:58:59 PM
You forgot to continue the argument of what we have been saying on the last two pages.



I don't get why this is so hard to grasp.  My sister and I are a lot alike, we like the same music, and we never fight.  It ends there.

You peolple need to get off incesttube

Your sister is a lot like you, and you are a lot like your girlfriend.
Your sister is a lot like . . . your girlfriend.
 :hump

Your girlfriend isn't even your girlfriend yet thus.
Your girlfriend is not your sister yet thus
You need your girlfriend to wear your sisters cloths
 :-X

Perfect logic. 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 05:07:58 PM
wtf
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
BrandNew is trying to get his girlfriend to smell like his sister?  Gross.
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Post by: Grecco on October 11, 2008, 05:54:33 PM
 :-*
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 06:48:07 PM
You people are weird  :-\
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 06:51:06 PM
I know that, but all the sister talk  :-\

I don't understand why a guy can't be good friends with his sister
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Post by: TVC15 on October 11, 2008, 06:56:23 PM
I don't understand why a dude can't fuck his sister as long as birth control is used, either.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 11, 2008, 06:57:57 PM
well then
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2008, 07:04:05 PM
I don't understand why a dude can't fuck his sister as long as birth control is used, either.

Ask BrandNew!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2008, 07:09:25 PM
I kissed my sister and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed my sister just to try it
I hope my father don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my sister and I liked it
I liked it
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Post by: bud on October 11, 2008, 07:18:23 PM
that doesn't even sound right. smh
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 10:13:52 PM
Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing.  Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?


I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty.  Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?

It was just a joke. You know, old man balls? You young 'uns have nothig to fear.

 Gravities will not drop your testes to your knees.

I'm getting my guitar.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2008, 10:21:04 PM
Tell that to my blood pressure and droopy balls. :'(

Define droopy balls... my balls can get pretty saggy at 23

Wait, I never even heard of the droopy ball thing.  Something else to look forward to!

Do men get cellulite, BTW?


I dunno...I don't remember my ballsack being taught and firm, post-puberty.  Wouldn't that be a bad thing if they weren't a little droopy/squishy?

It was just a joke. You know, old man balls? You young 'uns have nothig to fear.

 Gravities will not drop your testes to your knees.

I'm getting my guitar.


I dunno, I never accepted money from old men to play with their balls.  Although with 2Great 2Depressing coming up... :-\
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2008, 10:24:44 PM
I dunno, I never accepted money from old men to play with their balls.  Although with 2Great 2Depressing coming up... :-\

That's cool. I'd never pay a rookie like you to grab 'em. But I won't charge you for training.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 12, 2008, 12:54:56 AM
hehe I'm 22. no saggy balls here. I hope I don't get them when I reach 23 like demi did. :-*
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 12, 2008, 02:06:39 AM
out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league.  we had a good IM conversation!   :o
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 12, 2008, 02:17:03 AM
Does she look like you
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Post by: demi on October 12, 2008, 02:27:43 AM
out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league.  we had a good IM conversation!   :o

it was a bot

named alice
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 12, 2008, 02:46:01 PM
mmm, bots
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 12, 2008, 02:59:00 PM
out of boredom/desperation i just messaged a local girl on OKC I always vaguely imagined to be out of my league.  we had a good IM conversation!   :o

what did you talk about?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 12, 2008, 03:47:06 PM
functional programming and software engineering

<she> sounds interesting. makes me miss math
 :heart

maybe I'll make a friend at least.  must keep expectations low!
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Post by: Purple Filth on October 12, 2008, 03:56:40 PM
Sounds like a Doombringer part 2 in here.

Good luck though.
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 12, 2008, 05:14:49 PM
functional progra....

smh
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 09:57:08 AM
At first I thought BrandNew was updating us on the situation but then I see it's Cohen and I'm like, "Oh, I wonder what he's wearing right now."  :-*
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Post by: Powerslave on October 16, 2008, 09:58:35 AM
I always imagine you posting naked with only a condom on, TT :-*
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 10:06:05 AM
I always imagine you posting naked with only a condom on, TT :-*

:rofl  You can never be too safe. :tophat
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 03:49:17 PM
At first I thought BrandNew was updating us on the situation but then I see it's Cohen and I'm like, "Oh, I wonder what he's wearing right now."  :-*
Black shirt, jeans, hunting cap, chucks

:hump 
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Post by: Powerslave on October 16, 2008, 04:15:43 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/33mbsw2.jpg)
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 04:45:09 PM
At first I thought BrandNew was updating us on the situation but then I see it's Cohen and I'm like, "Oh, I wonder what he's wearing right now."  :-*
Black shirt, jeans, hunting cap, chucks

:hump 
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/hump2.gif)
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/humpwhip3.gif)
fixed  :-*

Cloud's the one in the hat.  :shh