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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on October 10, 2008, 01:05:07 PM

Title: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: GilloD on October 10, 2008, 01:05:07 PM

Katie Holmes is at my company's restaurant. WITHOUT TOM. HOLLYWOOD MELTDOWN

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2008, 01:06:26 PM

Tom's there, he's just getting a blowjob from a mail waiter in the bathroom.

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:06:38 PM

Did you punch her in her lazy eye and pee in her soup? :hyper

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: GilloD on October 10, 2008, 01:09:16 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:06:38 PM

Did you punch her in her lazy eye and pee in her soup? :hyper

No, but I have to go down there for something else and maybe I'll see her. oooh.

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:12:44 PM

Go up to her and ask, "Why so serious?" 

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 01:15:30 PM

Tell her you saw her tits from the drunken beach video on the internet. Then just stare down at them.

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 10, 2008, 01:18:41 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 10, 2008, 01:15:30 PM

Tell her you saw her tits from the drunken beach video on the internet. Then just stare down at them.

 :lol

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: BlackMage on October 10, 2008, 02:46:02 PM

is TMZ there?

Title: Re: zomg celebrioty sighting
Post by: GilloD on October 10, 2008, 02:57:28 PM

She was gone when I got there but everyone was all aflutter. She brought that kid from Small Wonders. OR WAS THAT SURI LOLOLOLOLO