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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:43:13 PM

Title: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:43:13 PM: I hiccuped while I had a TicTac in my mouth.

Dodging death sure gets the adrenaline flowing - this must be how secret agents feel all the time.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 12, 2008, 11:44:43 PM: smh
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:47:19 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:44:43 PM
smh

Surely mein herr?
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 12, 2008, 11:47:41 PM: :S :cookie :spam :starwars :chicken :bowser :mario :zelda :burgerking
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:48:11 PM: I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Tieno on October 12, 2008, 11:48:45 PM: By tictac you mean cock, right?
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 12, 2008, 11:50:26 PM: I had cancer.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:51:20 PM: Quote from: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:48:11 PM
I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.

Was the pizza in the trunk? Or are these two separate incidents?

Quote from: Tieno on October 12, 2008, 11:48:45 PM
By tictac you mean cock, right?

Pros don't gag. :-*
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:53:47 PM: I was just going to say "a lot of people have had cancer".

But if he meant cock, well, that totally changes things.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:54:15 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:51:20 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:48:11 PM
I locked myself in a car trunk once.
And almost choked on slice of pizza.

I felt like a secret agent until I couldn't get out of the trunk.

Was the pizza in the trunk? Or are these two separate incidents?

Two separate death-defying incidents.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 12, 2008, 11:54:24 PM: Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteosarcoma)
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:55:56 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:54:24 PM
Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteosarcoma)

Wow - did you get through it all intact?
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:56:07 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:54:24 PM
Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
I had cancer.

By cancer you mean cock, right?

No, I mean this:

Osteosarcoma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteosarcoma)

:o :( :'( Now I feel sad. But you're better, yes?
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:57:19 PM: Quote from: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:54:15 PM
Two separate death-defying incidents.

:o I'm amazed you're still here.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 12, 2008, 11:58:59 PM: Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't. But they said it was close to becoming one.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Propagandhim on October 13, 2008, 12:00:05 AM: Quote from: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:57:19 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on October 12, 2008, 11:54:15 PM
Two separate death-defying incidents.

:o I'm amazed you're still here.

:lol
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 13, 2008, 12:00:25 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:58:59 PM
Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't. But they said it was close to becoming one.

:rock
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Tauntaun on October 13, 2008, 12:01:11 AM: Next time let it grow and see if you get super powers like in Akira. :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Don't do that. :(
[close]
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Propagandhim on October 13, 2008, 12:01:25 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2008, 11:58:59 PM
Yeah, luckily it was in the very very very early stages-they caught it, removed the tumor, and patched me up.

Checked to see if it had become malignant, it wasn't. But they said it was close to becoming one.

8)
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 13, 2008, 12:04:42 AM: Off the top of my head, my most death defying stunts were falling off a roof, drunk at a party, flat on my back, and getting zapped while fixing a hot water tank that the electrician failed to label correctly on a fusebox.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 13, 2008, 12:08:07 AM: Off a roof eh? Geez, that could have ended bad.

Were you electrocuted bad? I once got zapped by this little portable iron that I "fixed" - unfortunately the metal case was live. Luckily the extent of injury was the shakes and a headache for the afternoon.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: muckhole on October 13, 2008, 12:11:13 AM: The worst part of the roof incident is that I was supposed to be bouncing the party, and had gone up there to chase other folks down. Got up there, got one word out, and then went straight over backwards. I laughed it off at the time, but yeah, I was damn lucky.

My getting shocked wasn't so terrible, just alot of numbness and shakes.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: Bildi on October 13, 2008, 12:16:52 AM: :lol

Glad you came out of it in one piece though.
Title: Re: I just totally cheated death
Post by: lordmaji on October 13, 2008, 01:29:35 PM: lucky you. I wish I didn't cheat death... It seems to comfortable of a thought. Dark, Warm, awwww sounds nice.