THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 13, 2008, 03:04:28 PM

Title: :bow G :bow2
Post by: TVC15 on October 13, 2008, 03:04:28 PM
He's hooked me up for COD, LBP, and R2.  He is truly a god among men.  I'd let him pound my white hot ass.  All the way in, too, balls included.  How dare you hypocritical judgmental fucks run him off this forum.

:bow G :bow2
:bow Bz :bow2
:bow Roxy :bow2 (she sometimes acts as something of an intermediary between us)

Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 13, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
 :interracial :interracial :interracial
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2008, 03:06:03 PM
is this g a real person, or elaborate performance art
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: demi on October 13, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
Awesome, three betas you played for a total of 3 hours with
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: TVC15 on October 13, 2008, 03:07:10 PM
is this g a real person, or elaborate performance art

The game invites speak for themselves.  G is real.  He's like Santa Claus except he doesn't give a fuck if you've been naughty.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: TVC15 on October 13, 2008, 03:13:52 PM
GWB should have modeled his fight against terrorism after the relationship between myself and G.  I was the terrorist and G was the US.  When I flew my plane into his twin manboobs, instead of sending troops into my Assghanistan, G instead appeased me with beta codes.  G's foreign policy against rogue states is so superior to that of Republicans.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 13, 2008, 03:17:24 PM
i don't keep up with forum dramas what with having a limited lifespan and all, so i just assumed this g person was a myth, like chupacabras or unicorns or allah
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2008, 03:20:37 PM
GWB should have modeled his fight against terrorism after the relationship between myself and G.  I was the terrorist and G was the US.  When I flew my plane into his twin manboobs, instead of sending troops into my Assghanistan, G instead appeased me with beta codes.  G's foreign policy against rogue states is so superior to that of Republicans.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Bloodwake on October 13, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
Wow, G is working his way back on EB through TVC it seems.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 13, 2008, 04:44:57 PM
GWB should have modeled his fight against terrorism after the relationship between myself and G.  I was the terrorist and G was the US.  When I flew my plane into his twin manboobs, instead of sending troops into my Assghanistan, G instead appeased me with beta codes.  G's foreign policy against rogue states is so superior to that of Republicans.

Another way of looking at it might be...

G = Hitler
TVC = Russia
Beta Codes = Poland

Pretty soon G will be blitzkrieging Evilbore, and we'll be wondering how it all went so wrong.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: TVC15 on October 13, 2008, 04:46:57 PM
GWB should have modeled his fight against terrorism after the relationship between myself and G.  I was the terrorist and G was the US.  When I flew my plane into his twin manboobs, instead of sending troops into my Assghanistan, G instead appeased me with beta codes.  G's foreign policy against rogue states is so superior to that of Republicans.

Another way of looking at it might be...

G = Hitler
TVC = Russia
Beta Codes = Poland

Pretty soon G will be blitzkrieging Evilbore, and we'll be wondering how it all went so wrong.

Yes, that works too.  And before people say "bubububu THAT CAUSED WW2" keep in mind that WWII was a GOOD THING.  If we didn't have WW2, we wouldn't have America's favoritest thing in the world, Israel.  So make sure you thank god for giving us Hitler as you say your prayers tonight.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 13, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
Why hasn't G been set free yet?  There have been far worse posters in EB history.  
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Bloodwake on October 13, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
Remember the summer of Michelle the Fibber and G the Bi Liar?

I do.

And Synbios. Sweet god.
Title: Re: :bow G :bow2
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 13, 2008, 04:54:52 PM
Yes, that works too.  And before people say "bubububu THAT CAUSED WW2" keep in mind that WWII was a GOOD THING.  If we didn't have WW2, we wouldn't have America's favoritest thing in the world, Israel.  So make sure you thank god for giving us Hitler as you say your prayers tonight.

TVC is attempting the "Reverse Godwin":

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