THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 14, 2008, 12:24:48 AM
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just when i think the dialogue is about to make me vomit with its wannabe hipster preciousness, the music goes and makes it EVEN WORSE
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just when i think the dialogue is about to make me vomit with its wannabe hipster preciousness, the music goes and makes it EVEN WORSE
Juno is so bad that not only have I never seen it, I am never going to see Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
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I havent even dared to look.
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the music goes and makes it EVEN WORSE
Hey now. That's my cousin you're talking about.
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Juno's an abortion.
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This isn't a food baby, alright. I've taken, like, three pregnancy tests and I'm foshizz up the spout.
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Juno is a bad movie
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I wanna fuck Ellen Page
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This again?
:borys
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maybe you're just not getting what the movie is trying to portray...
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i quit after ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED and fired up king's bounty instead
diablo cody's dialogue is basically every internet post that tries too hard, including mine -- and i don't wanna watch me
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Diablo Cody can go back to suckin wang in the dirty gloryhole in the back of that strip bar she worked at
But I liked some of the music in the movie.
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You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
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Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
:wtf
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Diablo Cody can go back to suckin wang in the dirty gloryhole in the back of that strip bar she worked at
But I liked some of the music in the movie.
UNDOUBTEDLY, the WORST thing about the movie. The soundtrack was UGH. That shit juno and cera played at the end. omg so horrible.
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Juno's an abortion.
Am I the only on that laughed at this? :lol
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Hey, I'm not defending the fuckin' Moldy Peaches. It sucks. And that godawful Sonic Youth cover, ugh. How they can make me hate Jason Bateman, I can't understand.
But there's some genuinely good stuff on it. The Kinks, Cat Power, Buddy Holly, Velvet Underground.
But it's mostly shit.
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godawful Sonic Youth cover, ugh.
WHAT?
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Watch 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days as soon as possible, Prole.
yessir
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Hey, I'm not defending the fuckin' Moldy Peaches. It sucks. And that godawful Sonic Youth cover, ugh. How they can make me hate Jason Bateman, I can't understand.
But there's some genuinely good stuff on it. The Kinks, Cat Power, Buddy Holly, Velvet Underground.
But it's mostly shit.
i only heard the first two songs. cat power and the velvet underground are pretty good, but i never got that far.
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UNDOUBTEDLY, the WORST thing about the movie. The soundtrack was UGH.
:punch
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godawful Sonic Youth cover, ugh.
WHAT?
I love Sonic Youth, but that cover is horrible.
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Juno is the greatest indie abortion since Garden State. Since I have a special loathing for Garden State and Zach Braff, it is very rare for a movie to be outdone by fucking Garden State.
Juno achieved it. The dialogue just isn't intelligent but it tries desperately to be. Ellen Page is pretty in her own way but as soon as she opens her mouth, her attractiveness goes away. The forced dialogue from the stripper Diablo Cody, who may have written this movie on one of her coke binges while she tries to justify why she stripped naked for money, just doesn't fit. She wants to be quirky but then immediately tries to veer off into seriousness.
Michael Cera is well...Michael Cera. He's a confused dimwit who has no clue what is going on but at the same time, freaks out like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who doesn't get his pudding cup, predictably every time. The rest of the cast is disposable and the attempt to bring AD was kind of interesting but it is sad that the only thing that could be interpreted as a plus is due to the fact that it involves other TV shows.
The worst moment was when the mom yelled at the doctor for making a quip about her whore daughter spreading legs for someone as oafish as Cera. If anyone deserves to be punched in the vagina in the series of indie garbage films, this mom would get it. The fact that they made it seem legitimate when it was a tantrum was ridiculous. Once again, Diablo Cody has no idea what is going on and probably wrote it as some corrupt middle manager snorted a line off of her left tit. Then the ending was just as bad. She gives up the kid and plays the guitar. No harm, no foul. The end. What a shitty ending. In the end, Page just pops out a kid, hands it off to someone else, and the next day, she is strumming some tunes. It was an irrational conclusion to an irrational movie.
The movie wasn't as bad as the fans who acted like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Reminded me of Garden State and Napoleon Dynamite. Everyone went to see it because everyone else did. Then three months later, you look at your ticket stub and wonder why you ever bothered with that shit. Then you realized that you went because you succumbed to the pressure. That or you were trying to get your pencil wet with some emo chick who thought that it was a movie that captured her emotions and real life perfectly.
Yeah, fuck Juno.
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At times I felt like they tried to name-drop as many bands or whatever as they could because they wanted to be ~indie~.
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Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
:wtf
That's Jupiter, yo. smh. Aren't you a greek mythology major? :-\
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Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
:wtf
That's Jupiter, yo. smh. Aren't you a greek mythology major? :-\
I was quoting the movie.
And are you trolling my philosophy degree? :maf
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just when i think the dialogue is about to make me vomit with its wannabe hipster preciousness, the music goes and makes it EVEN WORSE
honest to blog?
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Watch 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days as soon as possible, Prole.
yessir
that movie is so fucking intense
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Its Gilmore Girls on crack from all ive heard
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Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
:wtf
That's Jupiter, yo. smh. Aren't you a greek mythology major? :-\
I was quoting the movie.
And are you trolling my philosophy degree? :maf
Wait, that was said in the MOVIE? smh squared.
Also, no sir! Forgive me. :(
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Its Gilmore Girls on crack from all ive heard
the wife said it was "every gilmore girls episode together, but tackier"
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haha
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truly wretched film, despised every minute of it.
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Garden State is still the one that makes me ANGRY
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I couldnt imagine myself ever seeing this film, looks sooooooo bad
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The worst moment was when the mom yelled at the doctor for making a quip about her whore daughter spreading legs for someone as oafish as Cera. If anyone deserves to be punched in the vagina in the series of indie garbage films, this mom would get it. The fact that they made it seem legitimate when it was a tantrum was ridiculous.
agreed
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Wasn't that bad. Wasn't that good, either.
It's a bete noire for people who are (justifiably) annoyed by hipster culture and thought (correctly) that the movie was obnoxiously overhyped.
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I like GIlmore Girls :(
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I watched Juno once and almost died in the fire I set trying to burn the DVD
Juno's some evil shit
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Should of watched Baby Mama instead. Tina Fey won't do you wrong.
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I think she's cute. I would bone her.
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Garden State is still the one that makes me ANGRY
Me too on that. Man. Everyone was talking about the great Zach Braff, and I actually like the guy since he looks like a best friend from high school, but f00k-howdy, that was some precocious, posturing crap in the guise of a movie. I did like that Peter Sarsgaard character, since he usually seems to play clean-cut guys, but other than that I've rarely been so unhappy to stare at Natalie Portman for two hours.
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Hey Susperia is great.
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this movie is just like all kevin smith movies, or sin city, in regards to dialogue
what probably sounds clever and elicits a chuckle or two when read just sounds mongoloid stupid when spoken out loud
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^^^ Giving Kevin props, he's moved away from those painful 90s dialogues. Too bad his movies still suck.
Garden State is still the one that makes me ANGRY
Me too on that. Man. Everyone was talking about the great Zach Braff, and I actually like the guy since he looks like a best friend from high school, but f00k-howdy, that was some precocious, posturing crap in the guise of a movie. I did like that Peter Sarsgaard character, since he usually seems to play clean-cut guys, but other than that I've rarely been so unhappy to stare at Natalie Portman for two hours.
Zach Braff is not smart. Read up on some of the interviews he gives, which resemble Garden State: tries so hard to be intelligent and quirky that he fails hard at both. He's the kind of guy that spent all high school whining about how nobody gets him and how he is a misunderstood genius when in reality, he was a tool.
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I rewatched this a few months ago, and it was definitely not as good as I remember it being. In fact, I'm hopping on the EB hate train with this one.
In a year where No Country and There Will Be Blood were nominees, Juno had no place being nominated for Best Picture.
I didn't even like the music as much, although I love the Sonic Youth cover.
By the way, the title of the movie is SUSPIRIA, for those who didn't spell it right :D. And, the movie DOES kick ass, so fuck off haters.
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Nope, Juno ruined it, jerk!
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When you guys are talking about the sonic youth cover, are you talking about sonic youth covering The Carpenters? Because that song is awesome.
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I want to travel back in time to 2001 to save history from the Moldy Peaches ever recording that song
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I'm still surprised my mom of all people loved it, and cried at the end :-\
6/10 at best. It's not a horrible abortion despite some laughable dialogue. I admit the ending is kinda :-*
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HONEST TO BLOG
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HONEST TO BLOG
where will your god be when lil miss drinky starts using this lingo :usacry
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So has it been confirmed that Nick and Norah's Shitty Playlist is pretty much Juno 2?
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So has it been confirmed that Nick and Norah's Shitty Playlist is pretty much Juno 2?
The fact that it's called Nick and Norah's Shitty Playlist is enough to keep me away. :yuck