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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:30:49 PM

Title: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:30:49 PM: I hate when that happens. I'm holding it in at work, and it makes the sound anyway!
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Himu on October 14, 2008, 12:34:55 PM: Don't you hate it when you've got a bad cough, you're holding your fart, and you fart anyways? Probably louder than if you farted normally?
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:35:55 PM: Happens more when I sneeze.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 14, 2008, 01:02:33 PM: Why, you trying to impress a girl? cigarillo
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Brehvolution on October 14, 2008, 01:13:42 PM: I just go in the server room. It's behind a locked door with plenty of air flow.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:16:37 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on October 14, 2008, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Happens more when I sneeze.

:lol

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating :lol

throwing up while shitting
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 14, 2008, 01:28:26 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on October 14, 2008, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Happens more when I sneeze.

:lol

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating :lol

throwing up while shitting

Yeah man, that's gotta suck. :-\
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Brehvolution on October 14, 2008, 01:28:42 PM: randymarshpoopingvomitting.gif
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:31:15 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on October 14, 2008, 01:28:26 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on October 14, 2008, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Happens more when I sneeze.

:lol

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating :lol

throwing up while shitting

Yeah man, that's gotta suck. :-\

I was crying. So basically, there was stuff coming out of almost every possible orifice.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Tieno on October 14, 2008, 01:35:48 PM: I do it all the time when I'm in class, it's almost like trying to cut off a role of poop that's coming. If it doesn't get silenced enough, I cough a little or shove my chair to dampen the noise.
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on October 14, 2008, 01:03:09 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 12:35:55 PM
Happens more when I sneeze.

:lol

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating :lol

throwing up while shitting
A friend told me he always thinks of someone continuously shitting (diarrhea) then throwing up then shitting then throwing up over and over again in as rich detail as he can (smells, colors, the feeling, etc) when he doesn't want to get too 'excited'.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 14, 2008, 01:40:49 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on October 14, 2008, 01:28:42 PM
randymarshpoopingvomitting.gif

close enough

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/randy_ectoplasm.jpg)
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 14, 2008, 01:40:59 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:16:37 PM
throwing up while shitting

Wow is this even possible? I mean it's like cumming while peeing except kinda different.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 01:50:59 PM: I was drunker than MAF at a WoW LAN party.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Brehvolution on October 14, 2008, 01:57:43 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on October 14, 2008, 01:43:46 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 14, 2008, 01:28:42 PM
randymarshpoopingvomitting.gif

it wasn't Randy it was Kenny's dad :P
:lol
No wonder I couldn't find it.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 14, 2008, 02:12:37 PM: because i was in a stall shitting and puking all over myself

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and i'm a sad drunk
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Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 14, 2008, 02:21:02 PM: I held a really big fart once but it was pointless. I was doing the clench buttcheeck walk but apparently the noxious air bubble in my ass wanted to break free so it let itself out despite my effort. So what had happened was I'm doing the waddle walk, trying to put the genie back in but it got out and was louder than it would have been if I had gave it a handshake and let it on its way. I think holding it in also caused the smell to intermix with other smells, so it was pretty bad.

I'm sure whoever was behind me at the time must have been like "What the fuck...". I was too much of a pussy to even turn around, eyes straight ahead, what you don't see won't bug you.

Moral of the story? Just let it out and zig zag, its much harder to detect who let it out if your on the other side of a room while its just hitting the people. This method works best in a mall. If your in an enclosed space... well.. your fucked.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2008, 02:45:50 PM: The worst thing about internal farting is when you accidentally burn yourself. You're trying to hold it in but sometimes it winds up feeling like someone lit a match in your anus. Happens at least a few times a month for me, and I wind up having to wet toilet paper and wipe - no shit is on the paper but it cools me down
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Tauntaun on October 14, 2008, 02:56:50 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 14, 2008, 02:45:50 PM
The worst thing about internal farting is when you accidentally burn yourself. You're trying to hold it in but sometimes it winds up feeling like someone lit a match in your anus. Happens at least a few times a month for me, and I wind up having to wet toilet paper and wipe - no shit is on the paper but it cools me down

:lol
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Brehvolution on October 14, 2008, 02:56:53 PM: I must admit that that has never happened to me.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: radioheadrule83 on October 14, 2008, 04:45:19 PM: Have you ever been holding one in when someone/something makes you laugh? Sometimes for every chuckle there's a little prrfftp! It sounds like you're laughing out of both ends :-[
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Powerslave on October 14, 2008, 04:54:40 PM: Why are you a drunk Cajole?
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 18, 2008, 03:51:06 PM: I'm having one of these days :(

It doesn't smell people its just my insides making a ruckus. My cube mates don't notice thank god since we all got headphones on.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 18, 2008, 03:57:49 PM: I had steak fajita from Chipotle last night with the tomatillo red chili sauce (the hottest they have.) The server put on a normal amount and I asked for a *little* more...she put on another ladle full of the stuff! I was happy about this cause I love the stuff. anyway, long story short, I shat four times this morning, had to miss a class. I think that's a personal record :-\
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 18, 2008, 04:03:22 PM: fuck all that, i'll just let it rip and start laughing about it rather than torture myself
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2008, 04:12:19 PM: God, I could only imagine a G fart
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: cloudwalking on November 18, 2008, 04:14:18 PM: i keep reading the title as "infernal farting"
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 18, 2008, 04:15:26 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2008, 04:12:19 PM
God, I could only imagine a G fart

All you gotta do is print out the picture and get close enough to a nuclear reactor to melt your face off. I still think the cat at times can out do me.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Cheebs on November 18, 2008, 04:16:01 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 18, 2008, 04:12:19 PM
God, I could only imagine a G fart
Why would you want to do that? :-X
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 18, 2008, 04:28:48 PM: as Cajole once did, I also suffered from multi-orifice output. It was the result of a very old frozen pizza that I was sure would be okay to eat, as it turned out, I was seeing it again very soon thenafter.

I felt like a tube of toothpaste that was being squeezed. I was sure I was feeling my lifeforce itself exit my body.

BTW, does anybody know what exactly happens to a fart when you hold it in? Where does the gas go, does it exit the body through other means, does it slowly leak out, is it absorbed by the body? What happens, really, I want to know.
Title: Re: Internal farting
Post by: Bildi on November 18, 2008, 04:29:01 PM: It's terrible when you're sitting on a plastic chair with a loose screw. If it escapes, not only is it louder than a normal fart, but it also reverberates off the flapping plastic with a deafening roar.

I did that in the middle of a class once.