i used to really enjoy pulling on my penis but then this one time white snot came out the end and i went to the doctor and he said a jew had cursed me
I tugged it last night like a minute after watching schindler's list. I felt bad after I finished. Then I went to sleep.
I tugged it last night like a minute after watching schindler's list. I felt bad after I finished. Then I went to sleep.
One time a a jerked off while watching wrestling while my mom was asleep in a chair a few feet away.
....I tugged it last night like a minute after watching schindler's list. I felt bad after I finished. Then I went to sleep.
One time a a jerked off while watching wrestling while my mom was asleep in a chair a few feet away.
I'd like a copyI tugged it last night like a minute after watching schindler's list. I felt bad after I finished. Then I went to sleep.
One time a a jerked off while watching wrestling while my mom was asleep in a chair a few feet away.
One time I jerked off while watching my cousin's 10th grade cheerleading tape
yeah i think it happened to me a long time ago, almost on a weekly basis. then i went to the doctor and found out that i had some sort of malnutrition. i changed my diet, took my vitamins, and everything went back to normal.
i don't exactly remember though which nutrient it was :-\
YES MY PENIS, OKAY?
no, not really. but last night and also a few weeks ago, I woke up in the middle of the night to find myself stretching my leg, followed quickly by a shaaaarp cramp in my calf muscle that goes away about a minute later. Then, the next day my calf muscle is pretty sore in the morning until I get up and walk around. Last night when I woke up, I knew what was happening and tried to stop it, but apparently I started stretching before I became aware, so it happened anyway (I was even like "aw fuck, no no no" :lol ) it's really bizarre...but I'm also pretty sedentary, so I should probably go on walks/stretch more.
anyone else ever had this happen?
I tugged it last night like a minute after watching schindler's list. I felt bad after I finished. Then I went to sleep.
One time a a jerked off while watching wrestling while my mom was asleep in a chair a few feet away.
One time I jerked off while watching my cousin's 10th grade cheerleading tape
Causes
Although the specific cause is unknown, these cramps may be related to imbalances in local muscle chemistry. Many activities and diseases are associated with nocturnal leg cramps:
* Overexertion of the muscles
* Standing on hard surfaces
* Prolonged sitting
* Certain leg positions while sedentary
* Dehydration
* Diseases
o Diabetes
o Parkinson's disease
o Hypoglycemia
o Hormone disorders (eg, thyroid imbalance )
o Chemical imbalances (eg, calcium, potassium, magnesium)
* Certain medications
o Blood pressure medicines
o Statins (that lower cholesterol)
o Morphine
o Lithium
Risk Factors
A risk factor is something that increases your chance of getting a disease or condition.
The following factors increase your chance of developing nocturnal leg cramps. If you have nocturnal leg cramps, tell your doctor about any of these risk factors:
* Age over 50
* Overexertion
* Pregnancy
* Staying in certain positions for a long time
* Flat feet or other foot or ankle deformities
* Alcoholism
* Neurologic diseases
* Certain medications
* The diseases mentioned above
Prevention
To reduce your chance of getting nocturnal leg cramps, take the following steps:
* Stretch three times a day and just before going to bed.
o Face a wall and put your hands on the wall and keep them there. Step backward, keeping your knees locked and your heels on the floor until you feel a strong pull in your calves. Hold that position for 10 seconds. Repeat two or three times.
* Exercise feet and legs regularly.
* Drink plenty of liquids.
* Eat plenty of potassium-rich foods (eg, bananas, tomatoes, potatoes, broccoli, cantaloupe, oranges, and grapefruit).
* Wear comfortable, supportive shoes.
* Sleep with toes up, not pointed downward.
Last reviewed January 2008 by Robert Leach, MD
Please be aware that this information is provided to supplement the care provided by your physician. It is neither intended nor implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice. CALL YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER IMMEDIATELY IF YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider prior to starting any new treatment or with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition.