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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 16, 2008, 10:14:25 PM

Title: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: TVC15 on October 16, 2008, 10:14:25 PM
<writes in APF and Hitler ticket>

Voting's fun!
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 16, 2008, 10:15:54 PM
APF is better than McCain at picking running mates
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2008, 10:17:14 PM
I wouldn't vote absentee for a million dollars that's a lie. I want to stand in line and wait. The historic implications of this election can't be under stated, and this is something I'll remember for a long time.

The first vote I ever cast was for a female governor, and now my first presidential vote will be for a black man (lord willin' as grandma would say). Amazing
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: TVC15 on October 16, 2008, 10:19:16 PM
Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 16, 2008, 10:22:03 PM
absentee all the way, negresses
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2008, 10:22:58 PM
 :'(

I can't wait. I bet people will be singing and stuff, maybe holding hands. I hope it rains

Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 16, 2008, 10:24:41 PM
i hope you get fingerbanged by a hillaryis44.com diesel dykeasaurus
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2008, 10:29:07 PM
I wouldn't vote absentee for a million dollars that's a lie. I want to stand in line and wait. The historic implications of this election can't be under stated, and this is something I'll remember for a long time.

The first vote I ever cast was for a female governor, and now my first presidential vote will be for a black man (lord willin' as grandma would say). Amazing

I can understate them, if you want.

I could also overstate them, which is what you probably meant. I like a challenge.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2008, 10:30:45 PM
Ugh, I wish it was easier to get an absentee ballot in NC.  You can early vote for a couple of weeks before the election but have to fill out a bunch of jacked up paperwork to get an absentee ballot.  The time spent filling out the paperwork and showing the idiots that you'll be out of state on Nov 4th is probably equal to waiting in a damn line.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: TVC15 on October 16, 2008, 10:32:54 PM
You don't have to jump through any hoops here.  It is awesome.  So awesome that I am voting Bob Barr as pope of america, an entirely new position that I have just scribbled onto the back of my ballot.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: demi on October 16, 2008, 10:35:23 PM
Why would you want to stand in a line? 

Cause he's black LOL
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 16, 2008, 10:37:29 PM
Why would you want to stand in a line? 

I know, every time a white person comes up he'll have to go to the back again.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 16, 2008, 10:39:46 PM
Quote
So awesome that I am voting Bob Barr as pope of america, an entirely new position that I have just scribbled onto the back of my ballot.

wait wait, america's government system is prototype-based and not class-based?   :o
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2008, 10:53:15 PM
Why would you want to stand in a line? 

I know, every time a white person comes up he'll have to go to the back again.

:lol

funny 'cause it's true!
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: ch1nchilla on October 16, 2008, 11:53:08 PM
Absentee ballot FTW.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Brehvolution on October 16, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
:bow recursivelyenumerable :bow2

:bow white man :bow2
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: tiesto on October 17, 2008, 12:02:31 AM
I'm hoping there's hot liberal hippie girl ass when I go to vote for Obama. Doubt it though.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 17, 2008, 12:04:53 AM
I decided to vote, after all.  They better not fuck me over with a ton of jury service requests.  :punch
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 17, 2008, 12:46:37 AM
We got our absentee ballots today, too. I already voted and dropped mine in the mail box.

And PD, Washington is moving towards an entirely absentee voting system.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2008, 01:40:30 AM
Oregon is entirely absentee, right?
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 17, 2008, 01:59:42 AM
:bow wa and or :bow2
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: John Dunbar on October 17, 2008, 09:50:40 AM
Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 17, 2008, 12:17:06 PM
Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.

Not when you're writing in Kevin Costner for everything it doesn't.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 17, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Any other time, I'd go to my area's designated voting building where I'm registered, cause it's in the middle of a mostly working suburban town, and anytime you go you only need to wait, like, 5 minutes.  But I have two tests that day and I won't be done until later that night, so I can't afford driving home and then driving back.

I'm absenteeing as well.
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: John Dunbar on October 17, 2008, 01:55:08 PM
Whatever, youngin.  Absentee ballots are for those of us that have better things to do, like over analyzing episodes of the Shield and watching this here cool documentary on steroids.  Once you get older and have better things to do and realize that politics are a sham and stop caring about things, you'll be voting absentee, too.  It's awesome and you don't have to deal with shitheads.

Then join us rational people and don't vote at all. One vote doesn't matter.

Not when you're writing in Kevin Costner for everything it doesn't.
I actually did this in the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Amsterdam. At the end I filled some questionnaire, and one of the questions was "Who would you like to see added in the collection". I wrote Kevin Costner, hope they do it. <3
Title: Re: Wooooo I got my absentee ballot
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 17, 2008, 02:16:43 PM
I have to get one from my town, and then decide do I want the puppet on the left, or the puppet on the right