My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.
Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?
Marriage - you can always get a divorceYou might want to keep that one to yourself for the next 7 days. I just got married in May to my girlfriend of 7 years and as someone already mentioned, it is pretty much the same. I have to wear a ring now and the skin on my finger gets irritated and dry :-\. It might be different for you, especially if you come to the realization that you are going to be with that person forever (or more likely temporarily in your case), but I knew that I wanted to be with my girlfriend forever years before were were married.
:lolMarriage - you can always get a divorceYou might want to keep that one to yourself for the next 7 days.
My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.
Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?
After 2+ years of being married, I've discovered that nothing has changed. Being a homeowner is very different than renting, but married life is just like it was when we were merely living together.
Now having kids, that's when I think things really change.
We want to have a kid next year and yeah I know this will be a true manhood test. Marriage - you can always get a divorce, car or house or dog - you can always sell it.
A kid is forever.
Babies die when stomped, btw
Babies die when stomped, btw
Babies die when stomped, btw
qft
...I just don't think Borys is ready to be married. You should get up there and be like "I don't lol" then haul ass while stomping on every article of clothing in your way. Evilbore is the only woman you need, pcfag.
What do you tell Borys' wife if she has two black eyes?spoiler (click to show/hide)Nothin' -- he fucking told her twice already[close]
You're going to be a terrible father, though. If you liked Mass Effect and KOTOR, I can't even begin to imagine what sort of shitty values system you will force upon your child.
I hear borys's cunnilingus strategy is modeled after the dialogue trees in Mass Effect.
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.(http://www.andymasteroffish.com/pic/BabyStatue.jpg)
I'm trying to picture Borys as a father.[img]http://www.andymasteroffish.com/pic/BabyStatue.jpg[img]
My freedom will end in about 160 hours... my life will change, our life will change.
Any tips on being a good husband Married-Bore? Does marriage = shackles?
After 2+ years of being married, I've discovered that nothing has changed. Being a homeowner is very different than renting, but married life is just like it was when we were merely living together.
Now having kids, that's when I think things really change.
We want to have a kid next year and yeah I know this will be a true manhood test. Marriage - you can always get a divorce, car or house or dog - you can always sell it.
A kid is forever.
Do you really want to have a kid right away? We're not planning on having a child until 2010 or so...
I can't imagine getting married and then immediately (within the first year) having a child.
How old are you? We're both close to 30 years. We simply have to have a baby before being 30 years old.
omg I choked on my water :rofl :rofl:roflI'm trying to picture Borys as a father.[img]http://www.andymasteroffish.com/pic/BabyStatue.jpg[img]
Borys, i have to ask, on behalf of us all:The only thing I can think of is that it's some sort of ancient polish custom.
How the FUCK did you get past the dress-stomping incident?
Wrong: It is not possible for a man to enjoy marriage. Marriage is an institution created by women so they could have a stable form of income to buy shoes.
Wrong: It is not possible for a man to enjoy marriage. Marriage is an institution created by women so they could have a stable form of income to buy shoes.I'd enjoy marriage with your girlfriend :-*
Remember the last thing Borys was excited for?
That's right, we got Star Wars KOTOR MMO Clone Wars
Borys' marriage is going to FLOP
HARD
:rofl
Marriage is fun! It's work. But it's also fun. I wasn't nervous at all, which I guess means you're headed for divorce :(
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064 (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064)
There's your answer, buddy.
someone pretended to be borys on that forum? that's pretty weak.Yeah, if you're going to pretend to be a Pole, do Kosma and be a pimp.
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064 (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064)
There's your answer, buddy.
51 hours leftYou seem very happy
THE CLOCK IS TICKING MY FREEDOM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064 (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064)
There's your answer, buddy.
51 hours left
THE CLOCK IS TICKING MY FREEDOM AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
It's already been noted that your wife is awesome.Trust me, you won't have a choice where you get married.I did :rock
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064 (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2817064#post2817064)
There's your answer, buddy.
probably > :piss2
Or he and his wife are still making Sexy Time.
Or he and his wife are still making Sexy Time.
I think a murder-suicide is more likely. Borys away from the internet for 2 full days? I don't buy it. I bet he socked his wife in the jaw, ripped off the wedding dress, stomped it, placed her stunned and naked body on top of the dress, and just stomped repeatedly on her gash until he saw some shade of every color of the rainbow come out. After that, the hedge clippers came out, and maybe he had sex with her. He popped off each finger individually, and when he felt especially spirited, maybe he takes off a fingernail before the severing. After a hand or two, he realizes that blood loss might bring an unintended end to the sweet miseryhe is delivering, so maybe he uses a belt or part of the wedding dress to stop the bleeding. Needing to take a break for a bit from anything that will externally bleed, he starts work on the ribs. He hears knocking on the door and a voice asking what's going on, interrupting Borys's mental train of thought, which is pondering turning her intestines into exquisite polish meats.
Everyone here will be shocked when it happens. They'll interview all of us since we're the closest thing Borys has to friends or family. All of you will be on TV going "I couldn't believe it! He was kinda weird but ultimately he was a nice guy!" And then they'll put me on, and I'll say "I knew he was the craziest psychopath I had ever encountered the moment I met him, and I knew he'd end up like this. I even knew that he was too much of a polack pussy to kill himself. What a fuckin' pussy. Suicide-by-cop? I have to hand it to him for following through to the very end, and I really didn't think he'd actually put on that semen-, bile-, and blood-covered wedding dress after he raped and murdered and again raped his wife on it." After they interview me on TV, I'll be a big star and everyone will love me. They'll talk about me in People and shit and I will bang Anderson Cooper, but only because Ira Glass is straight :(They'll arrest you for not doing anything to stop that sick fuck Borys.
His boots are made for stomping, and that's just what they'll do.
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