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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on October 19, 2008, 01:46:45 PM

Title: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: T234 on October 19, 2008, 01:46:45 PM

1. Keep your pants on at all times no matter how much smirnoff you had.
2. Do not urinate off of somebody's front porch, especially if they live on a street that has thousands of people walking by it at the time.
3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are feggits if they don't know tauntaun.
4. Smoke that shit until they ask for it back, especially if you paid for it. 
5. Metal concerts are awesome.
 

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2008, 01:48:42 PM

life lessons!

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Mupepe on October 19, 2008, 01:55:02 PM

sounds like a good night.

I started drinking at 2pm.  Was piss drunk by 6pm.  Home by 8pm.  Fell asleep watching Grey's Anatomy by 11pm.

Life Lesson from my night?  Mupepe is ghey

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: T234 on October 19, 2008, 02:27:42 PM

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Reb on October 19, 2008, 02:30:28 PM

Quote from: T234 on October 19, 2008, 02:27:42 PM

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

Eating greasy is the best when your hung over!

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Beezy on October 19, 2008, 02:37:08 PM

Quote from: T234 on October 19, 2008, 01:46:45 PM

3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are distinguished effete fellows if they don't know tauntaun.

:lol

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Mupepe on October 19, 2008, 02:39:39 PM

Quote from: T234 on October 19, 2008, 02:27:42 PM

Hey mupepe, was that you on the phone awhile back?

Also, is it good to eat while I'm hungover, and how do I make my breath not smell like vodka?

you called the 248 5925?  nope.  my old company phone.  got a new one.  if you want the new number, pm me.

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2008, 02:45:01 PM

Kentucky nights  :o

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2008, 02:55:11 PM

Cigarillos don't know bout my tauntaun.

Title: Re: 5 things I learned last night. (oh god)
Post by: Tauntaun on October 19, 2008, 09:23:47 PM

Quote from: T234 on October 19, 2008, 01:46:45 PM

1. Keep your pants on at all times no matter how much smirnoff you had.
2. Do not urinate off of somebody's front porch, especially if they live on a street that has thousands of people walking by it at the time.
3. After said urination do not run down the street hollering that people are distinguished effete fellows if they don't know tauntaun.
4. Smoke that shit until they ask for it back, especially if you paid for it. 
5. Metal concerts are awesome.
 

:bow