THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 21, 2008, 01:28:50 AM
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Woo, just checked my mail today and I have paid enough in to get social security when I hit 62 or if I get disabled. Wooooooooooo. If I get disabled, I get a sweet 1900 a month. I could live off that. Who wants to chop off my arms so I can live off of Ganhyun and Beardo's money?
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Your arms? Both of them?
I mean really...isn't that going a little too far TVC?
Besides, with no arms you might tempt their sexuality.....especially Beardo. He seems quite impressionable.
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Well, what's the least amount I can be dismembered and still be considered disabled. While talking with prole, he raised the point that I need at least one arm to jerk off, so maybe we can take off two legs and one arm. And an eye. Would that be disabled?
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I imagine with no legs, I'll be soiling myself a lot, so I can get into the panty selling business, too.
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You gotta keep one arm for sure. Maybe one full arm off and then - so you can still spank it - one of those lobster claw things on your spank hand. That would be pretty damn convincing.
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...so maybe we can take off two legs and one arm. And an eye. Would that be disabled?
That would make you a sex toy :-*
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Woo, just checked my mail today and I have paid enough in to get social security when I hit 62 or if I get disabled. Wooooooooooo. If I get disabled, I get a sweet 1900 a month. I could live off that. Who wants to chop off my arms so I can live off of Ganhyun and Beardo's money?
Don't do this. As much of a dirty librul you are, I'd still hate to hear that you bled to death. :(
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Whatever you do, make sure you find someone who likes stump-fucking. I would imagine finding a man/woman who wants to take your arm stump up an orifice would be easier than someone who wanted to take a leg stump.