THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2008, 11:43:18 PM

Title: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2008, 11:43:18 PM
Featuring scrubbing!  Caging!  Throwing away provisional ballots!  And actual reporting by actual reporters! (http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/23638322/block_the_vote)  But no ACORN!

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These days, the old west rail hub of Las Vegas, New Mexico, is little more than a dusty economic dead zone amid a boneyard of bare mesas. In national elections, the town overwhelmingly votes Democratic: More than 80 percent of all residents are Hispanic, and one in four lives below the poverty line. On February 5th, the day of the Super Tuesday caucus, a school-bus driver named Paul Maez arrived at his local polling station to cast his ballot. To his surprise, Maez found that his name had vanished from the list of registered voters, thanks to a statewide effort to deter fraudulent voting. For Maez, the shock was especially acute: He is the supervisor of elections in Las Vegas.

Snapple!
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2008, 11:57:59 PM
I'll never understand why liberals continue to cuddle the blacks and act like they are never at fault. Maybe it's reverse racism: the social programs of the 60s which eliminated black fatherhood/responsibility were created BY liberals, and did far more damage than the KKK or drug laws ever did. Now instead of placing the voter fraud blame where it properly belongs - ACORN, Obama, and Ayers - liberals once again blame imaginary racist practices like "caging" (if a republican used that term in reference to a black person they'd be called racist) and other Jim Crow Dixiecrat relics.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Mandark on October 22, 2008, 12:01:10 AM
That's actually pretty good, PD.  You considered doing it professionally?

Black conservative talking heads are at a huge premium these days and if you could live with yourself there'd be a lot of easy money in it for you.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 22, 2008, 12:04:03 AM
:lol

may I suggest you assume the professional name of Patrick Dark
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2008, 12:11:03 AM
More importantly I'd get to bang Michelle Malkin  :american
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 22, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
:lol

may I suggest you assume the professional name of Patrick Dark

Are you shitting me?  Nothing screams black Republican like "Maurice", he wouldn't have to change a damn thing.  Hell, his bio would practically write itself:  Homeschooled from an early age, Maurice was able to grow up in an atmosphere free of the enforced secularization of education that ruins so many young minds today...
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: Mandark on October 22, 2008, 12:14:52 AM
More importantly I'd get to bang Michelle Malkin  :american

Why do I think you're already on the second draft of a fanfic with this plot?

"For months, Jesse Malkin had been imagining what it would be like to see his sexy young wife reamed by a big, dangerous black man.  But how could he let her know about his cuckold fantasy?"
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 22, 2008, 12:19:02 AM
Early voting numbers in some states are pretty insane I guess.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 22, 2008, 12:20:15 AM
apparently early voting is 60% Democrat (!)

time for a supermarket SWEEP

also I totally support PD becoming the go-to hip young Black Republican

DOOOO EEEET

let us know if you need some white references to build cred
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 22, 2008, 12:23:07 AM
I think polling results are really just an indication of new voters.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 22, 2008, 12:24:24 AM
More importantly I'd get to bang Michelle Malkin  :american

somehow I didn't know what Michelle Malkin looked like so I googled her

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/10/michellebik.jpg)
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Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 22, 2008, 12:28:07 AM
Early voting is great.  People have shit to do on the 4th (I have an exam that day) so it'd either be early voting, absentee, or going without.  Before this push, most probably just didn't vote.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 22, 2008, 12:30:41 AM
Specialized in gold teef and platinum grills.
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Mandark on October 22, 2008, 12:44:02 AM
I like the emphasis on how family values (so lacking among the black community these days!) played an important role in PD's life.

Now what we need is something to show him as self-made, bootstrapping while everyone else was getting high and waiting for a handout.

Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 22, 2008, 12:46:34 AM
Instead of the family "Mini van", PD roles to the local bodega in his fathers Lincoln Continental
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 22, 2008, 12:51:06 AM
I like the emphasis on how family values (so lacking among the black community these days!) played an important role in PD's life.

Now what we need is something to show him as self-made, bootstrapping while everyone else was getting high and waiting for a handout.

"No stranger to controversy, Maurice was unafraid to take on the liberal establishment in the online forums where they plied their sinful ways. Maurice's powerful opinions sometimes made him an outcast, but he always unforgivingly said what he thought, without apology."
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: tiesto on October 22, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
I'll never understand why liberals continue to cuddle the blacks and act like they are never at fault. Maybe it's reverse racism: the social programs of the 60s which eliminated black fatherhood/responsibility were created BY liberals, and did far more damage than the KKK or drug laws ever did. Now instead of placing the voter fraud blame where it properly belongs - ACORN, Obama, and Ayers - liberals once again blame imaginary racist practices like "caging" (if a republican used that term in reference to a black person they'd be called racist) and other Jim Crow Dixiecrat relics.

White guilt:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_guilt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_guilt)
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happening)
Post by: Tauntaun on October 22, 2008, 10:08:49 AM
:rofl  I love these "story" threads.  BrandNew now this.  I do this crap all the time with my friends in RL.  :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread of Voter Suppresion (An Actual Issue that is Actually Happen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2008, 12:59:55 PM
Hm, I bet we could get a diary on Red State and go from there; it's just as easy as setting a DailyKos one up.

Seems like coming from an affluent black family would be even more of a plus

"Growing up amongst successful blacks and elitist university faculty members, I quickly became familiar with the disgusting nature of liberal intellectualism, which takes pride in degrading the common, real American of modest birth while heralding European 'values'. Yet after my experimentation with liberalism ended I found that the very same people who once went out of their way to promote me through the ranks - never an achievement, always an undeserved handout  - now had no more interest in me. I was no longer merely a pony show for liberals suffering from white guilt. Abraham Lincoln would shake his head in disgust if he was told that his heroic efforts to free the black man would  be overturned a century later, not by southerners but by northeastern liberals intent on making us nothing more than mental slaves, ever dependent children of Big Brother Government."