THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on October 23, 2008, 12:18:07 AM
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Normal Powered Sisko
Good at handling wacky station mix-ups and Q run ins. Can take Klingon punches to the face and act slightly annoyed. Spends more time worried about his son's girlfriend than the SHIT going down in the Gamma quadrant. Fuck your fat asian baseball heroes. Get to work!
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Sisko SSJ
Has a beard. Hasn't shaved head awesome bald. Old uniform. Commands the powerful USS Defiant, but is still unable to harness its true awesome. DS9 still not equipped with a significant weapon system. More concerned with continuing to name runabouts after rivers on Earth.
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Sisko SSJ2
Head is shaved, the beast is loose, but he still spends more time keeping Obrien from the cookies than kicking ass. Now at ease using the badass Defiant. DS9 is now capable of kicking ass if fuckers come a knockin.
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Sisko SSJ3
Holy shit, bald head, beard, new uniform, while shits gettin crazy, its almost time to REALLY kick some ass. He can probably even do that spirit bomb thing even tho he isnt even from that shit. He's pissed, growls a lot and lets his beard grow a bit more wild showing that not only could he take a punch from a klingon, but he could take that punch in the fuckin balls and laugh while eating nails.
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Sisko SSJ4 -Last Fuck Season-
Shit just got real. He's in full command. Fucking Defiants doin shit it shouldnt even be capable of. But thats the goddamned way it goes when youre the best shit since Captain Kirk. Fuck being Admiral, its all about ROCKIN FACES. You should just call the Defiant the USS SISKODEFIANTSPECIAL
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I hate Star Trek, but goddamn I love DS9.
:bow Sisko :bow2
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I like how hes basically black kirk, he goes to the evil dimension, fucks or makes out with all the evil dimension versions of the female ds9 crew, goes home and acts like its all cool hahaha
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Sisko would beat the shit out of Kirk, and then shove a baseball up his ass.
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haha, between Sisko war hero and Janewayfucktemporalprimedirective starfleet got pretty awesome in parts
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I like how hes basically black kirk, he goes to the evil dimension, fucks or makes out with all the evil dimension versions of the female ds9 crew, goes home and acts like its all cool hahaha
You just sold me on this show.
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Sisko is pretty amazing.
My favorite will continue to be Picard.
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Sisko is pretty amazing.
My favorite will continue to be Picard.
:bow Picard :bow2
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I like how hes basically black kirk, he goes to the evil dimension, fucks or makes out with all the evil dimension versions of the female ds9 crew, goes home and acts like its all cool hahaha
You just sold me on this show.
its the best star trek imo. Less soap opera love drama and more ass kicking.
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I don't think I ever saw a single episode. Same with Voyager. Saw like one episode of Enterprise and that was pretty much enough for me. TNG was always something to watch when there was nothing else to do. Sounds like this might be the same.
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I don't think I ever saw a single episode. Same with Voyager. Saw like one episode of Enterprise and that was pretty much enough for me. TNG was always something to watch when there was nothing else to do. Sounds like this might be the same.
DS9 was pretty serial, though. Not a ton of completely standalone episodes as the series progressed.
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I only watched first season DS9 and it was boring as fuck
apparently they made it more awesome later on tho
hmm, this is a Good Value Proposition?
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Deep-Space-Nine/dp/B00062RCC6/
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the last time people tried to get me to watch a serial SF series about a Space Station I ended up almost watching Babylon 5
tell me why I should trust the Sisko
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I dunno, DS9 has some of the best characters in a trek series.
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I only watched first season DS9 and it was boring as fuck
apparently they made it more awesome later on tho
hmm, this is a Good Value Proposition?
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Deep-Space-Nine/dp/B00062RCC6/
That's what I bought.
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The only DS9 episode I remember clearly was the one where O'Brien thought everyone was against him and that there was a plot against an alien race that was coming to DS9 to make a peace treaty with another or something and he escaped and ended up finding out that he was a clone sent by the other race to screw up the peace treaty, but he acted like the real O'Brien would have.
Awesome show though. But then again, the only Trek i didnt like was Enterprise. I liked the rest.
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I can safely say that the nerdiest thing about me is the fact that I have seen every single episode of TNG and DS9. I don't care for any of the other Star Trek shows though.
Same here. I found Janeway obnoxious and tried to watch a few episodes of Enterprise but it just wasn't happening.
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You can tell they were trying to reincarnate kirk through Sisko and Janeway tho. Both were MAVERICKS. Janeway was on a remote mission breaking directives, Sisko was fightin evil with his fists and doin people. Sisko was the best tho, i think he could even give Kirk a run for his money. What an awesome sonofabitch