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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 24, 2008, 05:31:37 PM

Title: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2008, 05:31:37 PM: Like, maybe the size of a globe, a sphere of translucent light, it looks magical and shit. Maybe it even has one of those stands globes has. Let's just call it a magical glowing globe except that it doesn't have a map on it. Whatever you so happen to place inside the globe gets teleported into, let's say, demi's bedroom. So what would you do? Personally, I would put my dick in the orb and see what would happen. Maybe shit into it. I'd have my laptop handy so I could see what demi's immediate reaction would be. I might just afix the orb to cover my cock and butthole, and use it as a sort of cosmic wormhole diaper. I think that's what I'd do. What would you do?
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 24, 2008, 05:45:05 PM: So what drugs did you take today?
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2008, 05:46:48 PM: I'd insert Kosma, Andrew Sullivan, and one condom
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2008, 05:47:10 PM: This was a dream I had and then I thought about it for like maybe a half hour this morning.

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 24, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
I'd insert Kosma, Andrew Sullivan, and one condom

I think one of the unspoken rules about the orb globe wormhole is that it isn't large enough to fit a full human through.
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 24, 2008, 05:48:53 PM: (http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20071012.jpg)
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2008, 05:50:30 PM: What's the point of magic if I can't do whatever I want to do :-\

Ok, how about a horse cock
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2008, 05:51:42 PM: Yeah, that works. Small animals, too. Let's just say that fully grown humans will not fit. Except midgets of course.
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Reb on October 24, 2008, 05:55:48 PM: Well then, the only choice is Bridget the Midget.
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Barry Egan on October 24, 2008, 05:56:29 PM: I'd poke my head in so I could see what the lifestyle of an internet celeb is like :-[

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I might just afix the orb to cover my cock and butthole, and use it as a sort of cosmic wormhole diaper.

I'm trying to think of how you could do this. Would you strap it to your butthole, and then wrap your cock down around and in to the orb?
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Tieno on October 24, 2008, 06:02:29 PM: Some good games.
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 24, 2008, 06:07:07 PM: Who cares about demi? You could reach into George Broussard's office and snag a beta copy of Duke Nukem Forever. :hyper
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2008, 06:15:17 PM: I dunno. Wouldn't you want to pump your cock and spray cum onto the back of demi's head? He'd be completely helpless. He could be covered in semen at any moment. It's like rape without the violence or penetration but still with the semen.
Title: Re: So I was thinking about this magical orb
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2008, 06:17:38 PM: eventually, it would simply become a glory wormhole -- ultimately, the purpose of any hole is to have a penis put in it.