THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2008, 10:21:30 PM
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...and form the united socialist states of obamerica?
first order of business should be to:
a. ban christianity
b. require all pregnant teenagers to get abortions
c. turn florida into a giant toxic waste dumpster
d. gay marry all unpregnant teenagers
e. gay marry all christians
f. convert fox into an all-leather pride parade channel
g. kill all the furries
h. drag every banker and hedge fund manager into the street and force them to tongue jim cramer's bleeding asshole on live tv
what do YOU demand from our new socialist overlords?
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i'd like to see the various factions fight amongst themselves that they are unable to get anything remotely progressive done
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really, i'd just be happy if they killed all the furries.
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I would like to see forced conversions of Christians to Muslims and then disperse them in the Bible belt. By law, they will be required to date and have sex with only white Christian women while Quran chants are being played from the new radio stations that once consisted of Alex Jones, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh.
Next order of business is to take over all Evangelical churches and turn it into shotgun gay wedding facilities. The remaining buildings will be turned into Mosques.
Third order of business, the word "intelligent design" and "creationism" will be banned and fined. For sex education, abstinence will be replaced with live demonstrations. Nobody is allowed to step outside or you get bumped down a previous grade.
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They wonder where me nailin Palin and don't really understand
The reason why they take me life and me Mexican
Me not out for peace and me not Rodney King
Me vacuum goes vroom, da baby goes bang
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Man, I can't wait to take all of those guns those conservative assholes have been hoarding. I don't even want to use them, I just want to take them all away like they've been suspecting a liberal socialist government will immediately do.
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Build gundam.
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-Not only do we take all the money away from the rich but we make them our slaves too.
-All the Global Warming denialists will be used as an "alternative" energy source
-Ann Coulter will be incased in wax and then put in the new mandatory gay sex club (located in Utah).
-George Bush will stand in a field where everyone gets to punch him at least once. It'll be like those dunking machines at carnivals except it's free and has blood.
-Have I mentioned the mandatory gay sex clubs?
-oh and of course:
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I never noticed that Bugs raises his arms in a triumphant cheer. :lol
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Turn Ohio into America's landfill.
Require evangelical ministers to perform fellatio on each other in the pulpit each Sunday.
Most importantly, round up all of the Libertarians (sorry, Dad) and relocate them to Wyoming. Then build a wall around it.
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...and form the united socialist states of obamerica?
first order of business should be to:
a. ban christianity
b. require all pregnant teenagers to get abortions
c. turn florida into a giant toxic waste dumpster
d. gay marry all unpregnant teenagers
e. gay marry all christians
f. convert fox into an all-leather pride parade channel
g. kill all the furries
h. drag every banker and hedge fund manager into the street and force them to tongue jim cramer's bleeding asshole on live tv
what do YOU demand from our new socialist overlords?
smoke a lot of pot. :P
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So when is this all supposed to happen? After the end of President Palin's 3rd term in 2028?
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OH FUCK THE COLORS, I'M TRIPPING!!!!! :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :dizzy :dizzy :dizzy
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OH FUCK THE COLORS, I'M TRIPPING!!!!! :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :dizzy :dizzy :dizzy
yay!!!! :lol
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liberals are too pussy to do anything in reality. Gay marriage would be a start.
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-Ban Christianity/Jebus
-Make the right choice for the country's next generation Tanker
-Convert all churches to dance clubs (kinda like Avalon NYC)
-Catch OBL
-Tax cuts for people who voted for Obama, tax hikes for McCain voters
-Ron Paul voters get a gold-plated dildo shoved in their ass
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require all conservatives to marry only dark skinned gay Muslims
that'll show them
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Suit up Bush, his administration, all ousted repulicans, and all members of rapture ready and send to the front lines in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Legalize and tax weed.
Rehabilitate people in jail on drug offenses and get them out of prisons.