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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:45:26 PM

Title: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:45:26 PM: So I was just minding my own business having orgies in Fable II when some bitch from my job calls. She's all like, "HAVE YOU PLANNED FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARTY YET?" and I'm like, "no...". So she gets on my case and shit and starts calling me horrible names. :'(

Fuck her and her stupid short haircut and her stupid girlfriend.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2008, 09:47:21 PM: Do chicks hit on you at work?
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:49:16 PM: Yeah, it's like booty calls galore at my job.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Rman on October 26, 2008, 09:52:14 PM: Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:49:16 PM
Yeah, it's like booty calls galore at my job.
What do you do, GG?
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 26, 2008, 09:57:23 PM: I'm seriously considering going gay just to pick up chicks.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 09:58:49 PM: I'm a secretary bottom bitch for this dumb company. My boss is a FREAK.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2008, 09:59:21 PM: He's gay right
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: muckhole on October 26, 2008, 10:00:19 PM: You should have told her it persecutes your wiccan beliefs. Then sobbed loudly, and hung up the phone.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 26, 2008, 10:04:56 PM: fhuta
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 26, 2008, 10:10:09 PM: She sent me some BS e-mail about what I need to pick up. Fried chicken? Who the fuck eats that shit besides stereotypical BLACK PEOPLE. Why can't we just have salad or something else that's easy, like nothing?
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: FatalT on October 26, 2008, 10:19:09 PM: I'm running into a lot of lesbians lately. Two girls who I fancied at work turned out to be lesbos. One of them has been confirmed a lesbian and I'm still skeptical about the other.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: TVC15 on October 26, 2008, 10:28:42 PM: Man, Greatness Gone is doing a pretty effective job of channeling my id.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: CurseoftheGods on October 26, 2008, 10:42:26 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 26, 2008, 10:28:42 PM
Man, Greatness Gone is doing a pretty effective job of channeling my id.

:lol
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:19:26 AM: The party was a DISASTER
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2008, 01:20:06 AM: Did you get drunk and end up sleeping with the lesbian?
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM: I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 01, 2008, 01:23:52 AM: Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM
I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck
:lol No kidding?
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2008, 01:26:31 AM: :lol
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2008, 03:43:25 AM: I would love to see a fem man and butch lesbian fight. It would be fascinating. Like Richard Simmons versus Rosie O'Donnell.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: TVC15 on November 01, 2008, 03:46:19 AM: Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM
I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

Consider this training for when we have to fuck.
Title: Re: LESBIANISM HURTS THE SOUL
Post by: Akala on November 01, 2008, 03:56:10 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 01, 2008, 03:46:19 AM
Quote from: Greatness Gone on November 01, 2008, 01:21:56 AM
I don't drink, but this one dude threw up on me from drinking too much. I smelled like snickers and groundbeef and vodka driving home. fuuuuuuck

Consider this training for when we have to fuck.
:lol