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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on October 27, 2008, 04:58:01 PM

Title: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: GilloD on October 27, 2008, 04:58:01 PM: They always mention his girlfriend Norah and how she's a singer and I figured she was just some Lower East Side hippy whatever. But then we were out to dinner and a Norah Jones song was on the radio and someone was like, "Dude, are any of these songs about you?" and I was all, "Wait what" and then they told me that Norah was Norah Jones.

So, there's some trivia.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Himu on October 27, 2008, 04:59:26 PM: My roommates old roommate who knew a roommate of a roommate knows Norah Jones.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2008, 05:00:56 PM: My friend's ex girlfriend gave Jay-Z a blowjob before he blew up and became huge
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: demi on October 27, 2008, 05:02:56 PM: I saw some guys dick today on the internet. It was ok.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2008, 05:03:06 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 27, 2008, 05:00:56 PM
My friend's ex girlfriend gave Jay-Z a blowjob before he blew up and became huge

That's what she said.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Himu on October 27, 2008, 05:04:14 PM: My friend goes to Beyonce's church.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: TVC15 on October 27, 2008, 05:05:25 PM: My roommate's old roommate gave Himuro a handjob.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 27, 2008, 05:08:11 PM: my dad's old wife-slash-sister once let toby keith fuck her dumper at an arizona truck stop
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Himu on October 27, 2008, 05:08:40 PM: Was he the Mexican guy I met at some restaraunt in Dallas?
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Tauntaun on October 27, 2008, 05:09:48 PM: I don't know any of you in RL...

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yet :tauntaun
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Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Tieno on October 27, 2008, 05:14:12 PM: I post on a forum where a dude's roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 27, 2008, 05:14:22 PM: My brother is Quincy Jones
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Bloodwake on October 27, 2008, 05:17:26 PM: I'm awesome.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2008, 05:19:48 PM: I shook Rosa Parks hand but the definitive celebrity moment I had was shaking Tom Brady's hand
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: demi on October 27, 2008, 05:20:01 PM: i know a guy who's dating his sister
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 27, 2008, 05:22:50 PM: I know some people that know some people that robbed some people
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Brehvolution on October 27, 2008, 05:23:39 PM: I dated her (http://images.google.com/images?q=katie%20cazorla&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi) in high school. She is one of my best friends sisters.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: bud on October 27, 2008, 05:23:41 PM: i know this guy
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 27, 2008, 05:24:15 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon

club z??
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: demi on October 27, 2008, 05:24:21 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on October 27, 2008, 05:23:39 PM
I dated her (http://images.google.com/images?q=katie%20cazorla&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi) in high school. She is one of my best friends sisters.

(http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/79/BB/79BBABF16ACE27.jpg)

:-X
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: bud on October 27, 2008, 05:25:26 PM: she looks like she likes it up the butt

there's nothing wrong with that
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 27, 2008, 05:43:28 PM: I once met a man that killed his wife and child and then hung himself. Then Patel made a funny thread about it.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Himu on October 27, 2008, 06:32:22 PM: :lol
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: GilloD on October 27, 2008, 07:15:17 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on October 27, 2008, 06:41:40 PM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/otm2v7.png)

yeah right :P

Formerly. He broke up the band. I've said too much! But Ravi Shankar as a Dad. That's sitcom shit.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM: I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

NSFW link:
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Victoria Dean (http://www.victoriadean.com)
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Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 27, 2008, 08:35:50 PM: Quote from: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

NSFW link:
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Victoria Dean (http://www.victoriadean.com)
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...

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:    no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:    no
Ever been Drunk:    yes
Ever been called a Tease:    oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up:    Nope, I've taken kick boxing for 4 years!
Ever Shoplifted:    no
How do you want to Die:    I would like to live forever!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:    Veterinarian
What country would you most like to Visit:    Europe
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Tristam on October 27, 2008, 08:36:57 PM: Quote from: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
I went to middle school with Victoria Dean, she was a real bitch though.

NSFW link:
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Victoria Dean (http://www.victoriadean.com)
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HIDEOS
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2008, 08:38:18 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 27, 2008, 08:35:50 PM

What country would you most like to Visit: Europe

And Smithtown schools are considered one of the better districts around here :-\
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM: I'm quasi-friends/former neighbors/at one point quasi-enemies with the members of a band whose name yields 24,600 hits on Google, most/all of which appear to actually refer to the band, including a few interviews and stuff.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2008, 09:52:41 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM
I'm quasi-friends/former neighbors/at one point quasi-enemies with the members of a band whose name yields 24,600 hits on Google, most/all of which appear to actually refer to the band, including a few interviews and stuff.

Muse?
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: T234 on October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon
My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room. :(
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Tauntaun on October 28, 2008, 03:45:23 PM: I know this guy who posts on a forum but doesn't know what to say.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2008, 03:49:55 PM: Quote from: T234 on October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon
My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room. :(

There are famous local cheeseburgers in Kentucky?
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Brehvolution on October 28, 2008, 04:31:50 PM: Cmon dudes. Her (http://www.katiecazorla.com/)

smh
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on October 28, 2008, 04:52:21 PM: I went to highschool with a girl who stars in a CW show now. She was a bitch.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2008, 06:04:54 PM: A distant cousin of mine that I never met dated Esai Morales (the dude who played Ritchie Valens brother in La Bamba)
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: T234 on October 28, 2008, 08:33:18 PM: Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 28, 2008, 03:49:55 PM
Quote from: T234 on October 27, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 27, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
i know the owner of the world's largest sex dungeon
My only claim to fame of this nature was jerking off in the bathroom adjacent to another bathroom with a famous local cheeseburger in it. It didn't help things that I was drunk and did not realize that this was a goodwill and they don't have 2 bathrooms and so it wasn't a bathroom but it was a fitting room. :(

There are famous local cheeseburgers in Kentucky?

Yep. NSFW:

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http://www.hotwendywilliams.com/blog/ (http://www.hotwendywilliams.com/blog/)
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Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2008, 08:42:25 PM: :-[
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: T234 on October 28, 2008, 08:55:34 PM: I saw the post before you edited it and I dunno who the fuck yer talkin bout
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2008, 08:58:13 PM: T234 are you into cheeseburger porn? Not many guys who aren't into cheeseburger porn would link such a site

I'm just wondering
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: T234 on October 28, 2008, 09:07:41 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on October 28, 2008, 08:56:14 PM
don't lie t234, you can't read
I may be many UNFLATTERING things, but illiterate is not one of them.

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 28, 2008, 08:58:13 PM
T234 are you into cheeseburger porn? Not many guys who aren't into cheeseburger porn would link such a site

I'm just wondering
I don't believe that this is the first time I have linked cheeseburger porn on EB.
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2008, 09:12:19 PM: But you didn't answer my question. Are you into cheeseburger porn? Seems like only Junpei and myself are members of the EB cheeseburger Defense Force. We need a third man
Title: Re: My roommate's old roommate is dating Norah Jones
Post by: T234 on October 28, 2008, 09:18:26 PM: Alright, I'll admit that I really dig dominant cheeseburger porn. What's so strange, it ain't like we're furries!

*If junpei is a furry, count me the fuck out*