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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 26, 2006, 02:00:20 PM

Title: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 26, 2006, 02:00:20 PM: Earlier this holiday break, I spoke about my uncle (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2511.0), who unfortunately has awful taste in cinema. Now I have found the videogame equivalent - his son. This is his entire PS2 library (the only console he's ever owned), I shit you not:

Turok: Evolution
AvP Extinction
Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance
Fisherman's Bass Club
True Crime
Men in Black 2: Alien Escape
Spider-Man
Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
Jaws Unleashed
25 to Life
Mafia
Driv3r
The DaVinci Code
Mission Impossible: Operation Surma
ATV Offroad Fury
Ratchet and Clank
The Simpsons Road Rage
50 Cent: Bulletproof
X2: Wolverine's Revenge
Hypersonic Xtreme
Mobile Light Force 2
The Sopranos: Road to Respect

I said, "Wow."
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 26, 2006, 02:08:18 PM: Yeah - I've never see someone blindly buy a videogame because it has a rap artist or thug violence or a licensed TV show and/or movie on the cover until I met him.

He also enjoys these games. Last summer, he spent most of the time while I was down playing MEN IN BLACK 2: ALIEN ESCAPE.

Also, he bought a strategy guide for 50 Cent Bulletproof and says it's one of the best games ever made.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 26, 2006, 02:19:22 PM: I uhh, couldn't find a damn thing in there that interested me. This guy is "the problem" if there is one. Holy fucking shit.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: morphix on November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM: that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 26, 2006, 02:23:33 PM: Sterilize him before it's too late!!
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 26, 2006, 02:24:01 PM: the cousin needs to be put down...
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 26, 2006, 02:50:31 PM: Quote from: morphix on November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!

He thinks Guitar Hero is for fegs :-\

The only new game he wants is Gears of War.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 26, 2006, 02:58:41 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 26, 2006, 02:50:31 PM
Quote from: morphix on November 26, 2006, 02:19:50 PM
that is a lot of crap, be a good guy and buy him Guitar Hero for shit sakes!

He thinks Guitar Hero is for fegs :-\

The only new game he wants is Gears of War.
I don't want that cigarillo fuck owning a 360. Tell him to go buy a PS3 and then call him a faggurt.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 26, 2006, 03:08:47 PM: Thats like the ANTI Good Game collection
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Diablos on November 26, 2006, 03:34:35 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 26, 2006, 02:00:20 PM
Earlier this holiday break, I spoke about my uncle (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2511.0), who unfortunately has awful taste in cinema. Now I have found the videogame equivalent - his son. This is his entire PS2 library (the only console he's ever owned), I shit you not:

Turok: Evolution
AvP Extinction
Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance
Fisherman's Bass Club
True Crime
Men in Black 2: Alien Escape
Spider-Man
Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
Jaws Unleashed
25 to Life
Mafia
Driv3r
The DaVinci Code
Mission Impossible: Operation Surma
ATV Offroad Fury
Ratchet and Clank
The Simpsons Road Rage
50 Cent: Bulletproof
X2: Wolverine's Revenge
Hypersonic Xtreme
Mobile Light Force 2
The Sopranos: Road to Respect

I said, "Wow."

Yeah. That's pretty dismal.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Fatghost28 on November 26, 2006, 04:48:13 PM: Well, Mobile Light Force 2...while a shitty translation job, is still at it's core an awesome shooter that was just raped by the domestic publisher.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 26, 2006, 05:29:16 PM: Blow up their house.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Vizzys on November 26, 2006, 05:39:31 PM: Turok: Evolution

NO NO Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/Turokevolutionbox.jpg/256px-Turokevolutionbox.jpg)

GOD PLEASE KILL ME!
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 26, 2006, 06:14:09 PM: Acclaim was Vendor of the Month at an EB I used to work at when that came out.

I've never felt so dirty.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 26, 2006, 06:45:59 PM: Kill the bastard.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 26, 2006, 09:07:28 PM: He was actually playing Turok: Evolution when I left.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Vizzys on November 26, 2006, 09:33:31 PM: The only thing good about that game is the cover, which I think they did good on.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Cheebs on November 27, 2006, 04:59:47 PM: I own Turok: Evolution. I bought it out of N64 nostalgia. :-\

The sad thing is I'll buy the 360 one for the same reason probably.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:02:46 PM: Well....uh..atleast Ratchet and Clank is good..
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:05:31 PM: He doesn't like that game :-\
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:08:13 PM: WTF. KILL HIM.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 07:08:58 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2006, 05:02:46 PM
Well....uh..atleast Ratchet and Clank is good..
You fucking wish
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Vizzys on November 27, 2006, 07:13:01 PM: Rachet and Clank sucked indeed. But it is a diamond in a sea of rhinestones to that collection of suck.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 12:29:06 PM: PS2 has no games lol
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:18:05 PM: I'm actually wondering why Willco doesn't post more pictures of his hot cousin.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 28, 2006, 04:20:59 PM: Because I posted one and we all agreed she is not that special!
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:21:51 PM: Keep telling yourself that. We didn't agree to anything, mister.
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 28, 2006, 04:29:21 PM: To further illustrate my point, here is a pic of her looking like she is going to poop:

(http://myspace-446.vo.llnwd.net/01295/64/48/1295498446_l.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 04:30:02 PM: More please :D
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 28, 2006, 05:03:15 PM: (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/mastershake05/crisscross.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG I found the videogame equivalent of my uncle - his son/my cousin!
Post by: Himu on November 28, 2006, 05:21:02 PM: She's not that bad. Definitely fuckable. And that one girl near the end looks like she has a nice ass.