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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:03:46 AM

Title: So I've been drinking again, hiccup remedies please.
Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:03:46 AM
Scientifically, I know what causes hiccups. But I want to know what you guys do to get rid of them. And yes, in my current state, it took me a good solid 4 minutes to write this post with no errors.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 28, 2008, 02:05:34 AM
TIME TO ANIMU THIS SHIT UP HAW HAW HAW

[youtube=425,350]w7wWl-cZgH4[/youtube]
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Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:07:50 AM
I hope this works for you, because it's the only thing that works for me (and I only heard about it a few years ago).

Take about a third of a breath (so you don't pass out from oxygen deprivation) and then sip and swallow water without breathing in or out.  Do it as long as you can, like 5-10 swallows maybe.  Miraculously works every time for me.
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Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:08:34 AM
I hate your animu. And I'm currently battling the hiccups with value menu double cheeseburgers from MacDonald's.

I even tried putting my finger down my throat!
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Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:09:43 AM
Also,

:bow muckhole proving you don't turn into an illiterate bum when you're plastered :bow2
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Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:10:57 AM
I hope this works for you, because it's the only thing that works for me (and I only heard about it a few years ago).

Take about a third of a breath (so you don't pass out from oxygen deprivation) and then sip and swallow water without breathing in or out.  Do it as long as you can, like 5-10 swallows maybe.  Miraculously works every time for me.

Yeah, I can't do the water thing, sadly. As gross as it sounds, finger down the throat (to burp, not to puke!) is really the most effective method for me.

Also,

:bow muckhole proving you don't turn into an illiterate bum when you're plastered :bow2

If you could see all the backspacing and editing......
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 28, 2008, 02:12:09 AM
Yeah even when I was drunk back in the day you could read my shit.

Actually it was either really easy to read, or literally me starting a post, and then entering "dkjf;sldkjf;lskjdf;ojsdf;lkjdsl;fkj" while laughing and pressing post.
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Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:14:39 AM
I figured you'd be working overtime on the editing, and I very much admire the effort.

:american

Sorry you can't use the remedy. :(
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Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:14:56 AM
It's not easy, but it just requires a bit of extra attention. My keys on this laptop are so fucking close together that I pretty much have to re-edit every word.
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Post by: demi on October 28, 2008, 02:26:51 AM
You could come over to my house
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Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:29:02 AM
Something tells me I'd be hiccuping worse after that.
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Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:29:25 AM
:lol
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Post by: demi on October 28, 2008, 02:31:14 AM
Something tells me I'd be hiccuping worse after that.

I've got cocoa butter
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Post by: Tieno on October 28, 2008, 03:37:52 AM
Hold breath and swallow three times. Works for me.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 28, 2008, 03:41:33 AM
Stick an index finger in your ass and wiggle it around.  There's a sort of button in there that resets your breathing.  Works every time.
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Post by: Reb on October 28, 2008, 06:11:51 AM
Hold breath and swallow three times*. Works for me.

*Tauntaun not included
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Post by: Powerslave on October 28, 2008, 06:43:20 AM
Some say getting scared will make the hiccup disappear too. Do you want me to write up some badass posts to scare your ass off?
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Post by: drozmight on October 28, 2008, 06:50:52 AM
Listen to Kriss Kross

[youtube=425,350]5J5titd0Kbw[/youtube]
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Post by: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 12:53:27 PM
Morning!

Why does my finger smell like shit?
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Post by: demi on October 28, 2008, 01:41:59 PM
Morning!

Why does my finger smell like shit?

It was nice to meet you