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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: mojovonio on October 28, 2008, 01:01:13 PM

Title: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: mojovonio on October 28, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
Is if you get interviewed on the news, speak English, and they still put subtitles.

Poor guy :(
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2008, 01:13:22 PM
or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it out of a moving car
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2008, 01:34:31 PM
you know the title reminds of a an old joke we used to tell here:

you're in the desert camping with your dad, he goes to pee and out of nowhere a venomous snake bites his dick...

would you suck the poison out or let him die?
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 28, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=26026.0
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
I would mos def suck that poison out.
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 28, 2008, 01:37:04 PM
I would mos def suck that poison out.

I dunno what your dad's been telling you, but that's not poison
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Himu on October 28, 2008, 01:41:46 PM
...

Dad?  :'(
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: lordmaji on October 28, 2008, 03:59:03 PM
my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Tauntaun on October 28, 2008, 04:14:04 PM
my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?

wat?  :(
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 05:48:23 PM
I was in Spain in an internet cafe a couple of years ago and some guy was talking really loud on a phone in some crazy moon language.

A few minutes later I realised he was actually speaking English.  He had some nutty British accent.
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: lordmaji on October 28, 2008, 10:32:11 PM
my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?

wat?  :(

suckage is what man. :lol
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Powerslave on October 28, 2008, 10:34:03 PM
or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it in a blender
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Powerslave on October 28, 2008, 10:48:38 PM
there will be blood!
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: lordmaji on October 28, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
there will be blood!

oh god, lets hope! :lol
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 29, 2008, 01:13:27 AM
If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub.  while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2008, 01:17:17 AM
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: E-DuB on October 29, 2008, 02:01:56 AM
Getting a ball chopped off...just one
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: demi on October 29, 2008, 02:04:15 AM
Blue Balls
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Yeti on October 29, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Getting a ball chopped off...just one

Getting half a ball chopped off.
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: lordmaji on October 29, 2008, 09:54:36 AM
getting baked and drunk and thinking it's a good idea to staple/nail your nut sack to the wall, then having to call your significant other to call 911 or help you get your balls un-stapled/un-nailed and rushed to the hospital.

...yep.
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Tauntaun on October 29, 2008, 10:02:28 AM
If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub.  while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.

TVC alt account?
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 29, 2008, 10:24:36 AM
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour.  Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tsssssssssssssss
Title: Re: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you...
Post by: Powerslave on October 29, 2008, 12:10:56 PM
Chopping your arms and legs off and then trying tot play Wii.