THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: mojovonio on October 28, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
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Is if you get interviewed on the news, speak English, and they still put subtitles.
Poor guy :(
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or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it out of a moving car
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you know the title reminds of a an old joke we used to tell here:
you're in the desert camping with your dad, he goes to pee and out of nowhere a venomous snake bites his dick...
would you suck the poison out or let him die?
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=26026.0
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I would mos def suck that poison out.
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I would mos def suck that poison out.
I dunno what your dad's been telling you, but that's not poison
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Dad? :'(
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my family leaving me?
...oh wait.
where's my coax cable?
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my family leaving me?
...oh wait.
where's my coax cable?
wat? :(
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I was in Spain in an internet cafe a couple of years ago and some guy was talking really loud on a phone in some crazy moon language.
A few minutes later I realised he was actually speaking English. He had some nutty British accent.
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my family leaving me?
...oh wait.
where's my coax cable?
wat? :(
suckage is what man. :lol
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or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it in a blender
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there will be blood!
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there will be blood!
oh god, lets hope! :lol
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If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub. while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.
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Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW
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Getting a ball chopped off...just one
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Blue Balls
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Getting a ball chopped off...just one
Getting half a ball chopped off.
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getting baked and drunk and thinking it's a good idea to staple/nail your nut sack to the wall, then having to call your significant other to call 911 or help you get your balls un-stapled/un-nailed and rushed to the hospital.
...yep.
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If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub. while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.
TVC alt account?
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Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tsssssssssssssss
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Chopping your arms and legs off and then trying tot play Wii.