global annihilation?
He's just trying to prove his masculinity.
My record of EB invitations isn't so good :-\
Nobody invited me, I just showed up..
I think once got an invite through neogaf pm system a long time ago, I reported the fucker to a mod (Inviting to other forums are illegal). Completely forgot about it then I showed up all of a sudden.
Could be a different forum though, can't remember anymore.
My record of EB invitations isn't so good :-\
I didn't know people were invited.
I just registered.
So who's the new girl?
Nobody invited me, I just showed up.
Nobody invited me, I just showed up.
Same here. I was tired of GAF's stupidity, so I wanted a cool place to hang out and talk about games. Failing to find that, I came to Evilbore.
AS IF I'm the worst poster here. AS IF.
I don't think he meant you. there was this horriblepersonrobot a while back that had a generic response to everything
I came here because of DCharlie's lies. :'(
What happened to your invitees, PD?
I came here because of DCharlie's lies. :'(
Don't believe DCharlie's lies! PS3 lives!!!spoiler (click to show/hide)sorry, nerdy FFXII reference[close]
i helped build this place from the ground up with willco! :whip
i also met my husband here! :heartbeat
evilbore has been pretty good to me :tophat
somebody should invite ninja scooter
Plz invite:
Astrolad
demon <3 <3 <3
I don't remember astrolad and demon... need to see their avatars to remember.
who's dark shake?
I don't remember astrolad and demon... need to see their avatars to remember.
Is that the name of the band?I don't remember astrolad and demon... need to see their avatars to remember.
astrolad = Cat Power avatar, makes amazing joke threads and posts that trap just about everyone and usually go on for 20 pages.
edit: ohmigod it just turned blue again
Just invite every consolefag here so you can have relatively unmodded system wars battles.
Once my ban at GAF is up, first order of business is to import Forsete, farnham, Metalmurphy, kittonwy, and Jax.
and Sol better come here, I have a score to settle with him... (something related to queen of something)
I should invite isamu so we can plot our plan to stalk Jen Tsao now that she works with Sega and nag the hell out of her for a new Daytona USA game. Or a new Sega Super GT game, either one is fine by me. :-*
Astrolad wouldn't work here.:lol
Every one of his joke threads would only have Jinfash in it.
I'm for the "tongue Blackmage's booty snatch" cause
I approve of this message.
I think she's the one that hates Olimario
Welcome, lennedsay! Everyone here is coo, except for abrader, he's the type that slips stuff in womens drinks.
I think she's the one that hates Olimario
Welcome, lennedsay! Everyone here is coo, except for abrader, he's the type that slips stuff in womens drinks.
Aww, I don't hate Oli! He's just hilariously creepy, whether or not he means to be. God love him!
As long as abrader slips stuff in womens drinks and not in womens underwear, we're cool.
when I told you cool people post here, I didn't mean Demi.
Don't desert us like the other scoundrel's.
your
Don't desert us like the other scoundrel's.
Your one to talk, you like never post here now.
YOAR
YOAR
(http://www.shawandtenney.com/images/oar-on-sander_lg.jpg)
Do you find this pic as seductive as I do?
Would you be offended if I jerked off to you?
Would you be offended if I jerked off to you?
Oohhh... In just after my "YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE!"
OK Real question to Lennedsay:
what consoles do you own?
Post a picture. Otherwise, you're a dude or someone's troll account.
Post a picture. Otherwise, you're a dude or someone's troll account.
Post a picture. Otherwise, you're a dude or someone's troll account.
absolutely, I'm starting to become a bit suspicious... I think she's blackmage in disguise. :yuckspoiler (click to show/hide):-* :-* :-*[close]
YOAR
(http://www.shawandtenney.com/images/oar-on-sander_lg.jpg)
Do you find this pic as seductive as I do?
that depends. it that dude amish?
Since you're all scrambling trying to find that pic, I'll post it now while you're not paying attention.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/lennedsay/Photo%20Shoot/L22222.jpg)
YOAR
(http://www.shawandtenney.com/images/oar-on-sander_lg.jpg)
Do you find this pic as seductive as I do?
that depends. it that dude amish?
^^^the oar is sexy, but he brings up an important point.
also acceptable: shakers. but they're extinct!
Since you're all scrambling trying to find that pic, I'll post it now while you're not paying attention.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/lennedsay/Photo%20Shoot/L22222.jpg)
And yes, Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking hottttt.
can we get a shot of your knees, it's very important.spoiler (click to show/hide)oh who am I kidding :drool[close]
YOAR
(http://www.shawandtenney.com/images/oar-on-sander_lg.jpg)
Do you find this pic as seductive as I do?
that depends. it that dude amish?
^^^the oar is sexy, but he brings up an important point.
also acceptable: shakers. but they're extinct!
I don't think the amish would use an electric sander. :(
That shade of blue screams slut to me, demi.
That shade of blue screams slut to me, demi.
That shade of blue screams slut to me, demi.
More girls should wear chokers, so props for that. also I write Sonic x Devil May Cry fantasy fanfic, so I'm a pretty good catch.
hm
brown hair
around 100lbs might be a stretch
but you're not white
sorry, fail.
More girls should wear chokers, so props for that. also I write Sonic x Devil May Cry fantasy fanfic, so I'm a pretty good catch.
that doesnt look like a choker
More girls should wear chokers, so props for that. also I write Sonic x Devil May Cry fantasy fanfic, so I'm a pretty good catch.
that doesnt look like a choker
seriously guys.
anyhow serious talk: I'm glad that we're diversifying, welcome to EB... it's cool you know whatever...
oh gosh what's that green colored thingy below my avatar ::)
Oh, I'll admit I'm over 100lbs, but I'm white. German, some English, Scottish & Native American (the only non-white). :lol Not white enough I guess!
you know, I think you're a real girl... you seem to ignore ignore me like one. :lol
WHATEVER... GG let'smake outchoke each other!
Oh, I'll admit I'm over 100lbs, but I'm white. German, some English, Scottish & Native American (the only non-white). :lol Not white enough I guess!
German is good. As is Scottish. But that Native American? I can't accept that. Maybe if the third half was Israeli.
Sorry, I'm going to have to stand by my initial 'fail'
Do I see laces on that skirt? Oh my. This just won't do.spoiler (click to show/hide)I love you lennedsay[close]
Fistful is ruthless!
puhleease that's his obvious way of grabbing her attention.
You can disable that in your settings
You can disable that in your settings
ok that's it, we're just further confirming how geeky and desperate for the human touch we are :-\
Sorry lennedsay, but I'm over you already. I'm getting enough touching as is.
:tomato :tomato :tomato
You guys are sad.
Lennedsay already PM'd me on the choking stuff. We're going to make a torture/scat porno together.
I thought I'd already told you; I don't own any strap-on penises, bitch.spoiler (click to show/hide)On a more serious note, I'm currently involved in a relationship with a 17 year old.[close]
So what's the size for avatars so I can make a better one?
Also, what, in general, will I get banned for?
So what's the size for avatars so I can make a better one?
Also, what, in general, will I get banned for?
I thought I'd already told you; I don't own any strap-on penises, bitch.spoiler (click to show/hide)On a more serious note, I'm currently involved in a relationship with a 17 year old.[close]
It's cool. I'll just bring my strap-on.spoiler (click to show/hide)I'm happily married. 2 months & counting.[close]
So what's the size for avatars so I can make a better one?
Also, what, in general, will I get banned for?
90x120 avatar... I'm not sure about size but I guess keep it reasonable
Its hard to get banned here, you have to post blatant NSFW stuff out of spite. You can badmouth mods and all that, we don't give a shit.
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
Bye boys, girls, and cheeseburgers. I've got a date with a sexy green-eyed, white/latino high school boy. Maybe he'll let me fuck him so I can dump his sorry ass.
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
and to think I risked raising my ratio in this thread :-\ epic fail... congrats, now you're just one of the guys.
BlackMage looks like Rider Strong of former Boy Meets World fame :heart
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
and to think I risked raising my ratio in this thread :-\ epic fail... congrats, now you're just one of the guys.
That's all I wanted to begin with! Fuck, BlackMage thought I was a guy when he PM'd me! I'm not exactly.... "girly"...
That's odd I get Ben Affleck when I'm not smiling, Brad Pitt when I smile and Judi Dench when I'm in drag.
seriously? we should smile together, people will think we're brothers!I look like solid snake when I'm alarmed.
:lol I'm too lazy to search for that pic!
Can you tell us a bit about yourself Lennedsay? Are you in school, what type of stuff are you into, etc
Can you tell us a bit about yourself Lennedsay? Are you in school, what type of stuff are you into, etc
Graduated with my bachelors in May. Married. Two Shiba Inu pups, but no kids. I like LEGO, and naturally the related video games. Dressed up as Padme for Halloween.
Blah blah blah video games, movies, music, blah blah blah.
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
No, he'd permaban me from our marriage. He's on GAF too, but he's one of those that rarely venture to OT....
Can you tell us a bit about yourself Lennedsay? Are you in school, what type of stuff are you into, etc
Graduated with my bachelors in May. Married. Two Shiba Inu pups, but no kids. I like LEGO, and naturally the related video games. Dressed up as Padme for Halloween.
Blah blah blah video games, movies, music, blah blah blah.
Padme pics :drool
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
No, he'd permaban me from our marriage. He's on GAF too, but he's one of those that rarely venture to OT....
is he a ninthing
if so, invite him here
Dressed up as Padme for Halloween.
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
No, he'd permaban me from our marriage. He's on GAF too, but he's one of those that rarely venture to OT....
is he a ninthing
if so, invite him here
If you let drinky fuck your husband, I'm so taking that as an opening of your marriage.
You're married? Leper this filth, wait is it an open relationship?
No, he'd permaban me from our marriage. He's on GAF too, but he's one of those that rarely venture to OT....
is he a ninthing
if so, invite him here
Dressed up as Padme for Halloween.
omg :heartbeat
what costume was it
was it this one
(http://xs433.xs.to/xs433/08451/picnic03423.jpg)
now im curious who her husband is :lol
Sporsks
(http://white_big.jpg)
I was lazy.
(http://white_big.jpg)
I was lazy.
well in one fell swoop you're now cool with me. And all it took was to appeal to my Natalie card.
(http://white_big.jpg)
I was lazy.
well in one fell swoop you're now cool with me. And all it took was to appeal to my Natalie card.
:lol I was always a fan. My husband thinks she's beautiful (which is weird because he thinks most women & celebrities are disgusting). Since she became famous, random strangers always told me I looked like her. I never do in pictures, but apparently I do in normal day-to-day conversation with people...? Weird. When we watched Episode 3, my husband said we look identical when we cry.
Then again, I'm told I look like any famous woman with dark hair and dark eyes. But 80% of the time it's her. The other day, I got Sarah Palin... :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)My husband kittonwy agreed. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'([close]
(http://white_big.jpg)
I was lazy.
well in one fell swoop you're now cool with me. And all it took was to appeal to my Natalie card.
:lol I was always a fan. My husband thinks she's beautiful (which is weird because he thinks most women & celebrities are disgusting). Since she became famous, random strangers always told me I looked like her. I never do in pictures, but apparently I do in normal day-to-day conversation with people...? Weird. When we watched Episode 3, my husband said we look identical when we cry.
Then again, I'm told I look like any famous woman with dark hair and dark eyes. But 80% of the time it's her. The other day, I got Sarah Palin... :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)My husband kittonwy agreed. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'([close]
HAS HE UPSET YOU?! :punch
Tell him if he needs a break I can take over tending to your ass for a bit.
Tell him if he needs a break I can take over tending to your ass for a bit.
HEY BUDDY BACK THE FUCK UP! :starwars
Do you or have you ever wanted to own a DS Lite?
do you watch anime?
Do you or have you ever wanted to own a DS Lite?
do you watch anime?
Do want for this:
(http://image4.play-asia.com/640/6d/pa.114695.1.jpg)
eh
Do you or have you ever wanted to own a DS Lite?
do you watch anime?
Do want for this:
(http://image4.play-asia.com/640/6d/pa.114695.1.jpg)
I keep the anime-watching to minimal. Not because I don't like it but because there are not enough hours in the day. I always thought Samurai Champloo was fucking hilarious though.
i hate the nintendo ds and nintendo dogs
it's really a bad way to start your posting career
eh
DIE VIZ DIE
Nintendo Dogs or whatever the fuck it's called are the only reason the neighbor kids know that our dogs are Shibas & not cats/foxes/bears/non-dogs.
DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
I think you're pretending to hate the DS in hopes of becoming accepted.
Evidence A: Owning a Wii
I think you're pretending to hate the DS in hopes of becoming accepted.
Evidence A: Owning a Wii
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
I still wanna get a DS so I can play Yoshi's Island 2
sequel to the best Mario game ever :bow2
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
be yourself, don't be sheep SMH BURN THE MURSE SMH
i hate the nintendo ds and nintendo dogs
it's really a bad way to start your posting career
Oh, I hate fucking DS.
Nintendo Dogs or whatever the fuck it's called are the only reason the neighbor kids know that our dogs are Shibas & not cats/foxes/bears/non-dogs.
And while we're at it, I don't really like anime either! :-X
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
be yourself, don't be sheep SMH BURN THE MURSE SMH
I'll take pics again when I get my camera back. It will be so sexy that when you see it so much blood will rush to your dick the head will pop off and streams of blood will rain down like confetti until you'll bleed to death.
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
be yourself, don't be sheep SMH BURN THE MURSE SMH
I'll take pics again when I get my camera back. It will be so sexy that when you see it so much blood will rush to your dick the head will pop off and streams of blood will rain down like confetti until you'll bleed to death.
i hate the nintendo ds and nintendo dogs
it's really a bad way to start your posting career
Oh, I hate fucking DS.
Nintendo Dogs or whatever the fuck it's called are the only reason the neighbor kids know that our dogs are Shibas & not cats/foxes/bears/non-dogs.
And while we're at it, I don't really like anime either! :-X
:bow :bow
now get kittonwy over here, regardless of your marital affiliation or otherwise
Since you're all scrambling trying to find that pic, I'll post it now while you're not paying attention.Do you date PSYCHOTIC Sega nerds?
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/lennedsay/Photo%20Shoot/L22222.jpg)
And yes, Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking hottttt.
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
even i would have taken the ds and flipped it. smh.DS rocks. What is wrong with you people. SMH.
you own a murse. SMH.
so does every uni kid, gramps. SMH
why don't you go pose for more pictures with an unlit cigarette, youngfag!
It's decent, but not a classic like Yoshi's Island.
That's one sexy unlit cigarette! Single girls everywhere say, "Do want!"
Since you're all scrambling trying to find that pic, I'll post it now while you're not paying attention.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/lennedsay/Photo%20Shoot/L22222.jpg)
And yes, Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking hottttt.
Blue you forgot masturbating. See the hand in my pocket? Totally touching myself dude.That's one sexy unlit cigarette! Single girls everywhere say, "Do want!"
But what do the married ones say? :-*
Blue you forgot masturbating. See the hand in my pocket? Totally touching myself dude.That's one sexy unlit cigarette! Single girls everywhere say, "Do want!"
But what do the married ones say? :-*
"If I was single, definite DO WANT!" :lol :heart
SMH @ Father_Mike is that cigarette bubble gum?
SMH @ T234 YOU BETTA BEHAVE
father mike eats babes real good. just so you know
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
Can you make me riding a unicorn jin style?
Actually you know what would be awesome? having a bunch of us ebers ridding unicorns in pack.
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
I bet it's in your murse.
T234 pushing his heterosexual agenda! You are no true EB patriot!I once jerked it in the bathroom next to Famous Local cheeseburger Wendy Williams and I wasn't that drunk.
nah fuck that tell muckhole send to receieve. i will paypal you $50 of your currency when you send them to me
Phew, for a minute I thought EB had turned straight
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
I bet it's in your murse.
you know what else is in his murse? A book titled and I quote, "Cooking Shibas for Dummies" saw it myself i did
nah fuck that tell muckhole send to receieve. i will paypal you $50 of your currency when you send them to me
You always keep me on such a tight fucking leash.
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
I bet it's in your murse.
you know what else is in his murse? A book titled and I quote, "Cooking Shibas for Dummies" saw it myself i did
Oh god. Baby eating = fine/delicious. But Shiba eating? :'(
nah fuck that tell muckhole send to receieve. i will paypal you $50 of your currency when you send them to me
You always keep me on such a tight fucking leash.Phew, for a minute I thought EB had turned straight
Father Mike was going there, until I broadsided his attempted pickup with my manly viking-love.
Will do but i haven't had the cammera for weeks now. My mom ran off with it and now i don't know where it is.
I bet it's in your murse.
you know what else is in his murse? A book titled and I quote, "Cooking Shibas for Dummies" saw it myself i did
Oh god. Baby eating = fine/delicious. But Shiba eating? :'(
oh god mike, that picture is disgusting.. the girl i mean
heroinsheikhomo.jpg
"If I was single, definite DO WANT!" :lol :heart
That's one sexy unlit cigarette! Single girls everywhere say, "Do want!"
She kind of looks like a female Tauntaun.
The DS is totally gay. Meteos and Elite Beat Agents fucking rock though.
wait a minute. where is tuantuan?
spoiler (click to show/hide)I'm SO gonna abuse this pic whorish pic with every EBorian I feel like licking... next 'shop is Muckhole :-*[close]
spoiler (click to show/hide)I'm SO gonna abuse this pic whorish pic with every EBorian I feel like licking... next 'shop is Muckhole :-*[close]
I'd make suck a great PS3 game.According to resident xfags, you'd be the first.
spoiler (click to show/hide)I'm SO gonna abuse this pic whorish pic with every EBorian I feel like licking... next 'shop is Muckhole :-*[close]
I actually had, on two different occasions, a drunk guy and a drunk girl lick my shaved head out at the bar. No warning either. That's some weird shit to walk up and do to a complete stranger.
According to resident xfags, you'd be the first.
I'd make suck a great PS3 game.According to resident xfags, you'd be the first.
then what happened. :hyper
then what happened. :hyper
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/somebodysangry.jpg)
Actually....nothing. The guy took off like a bat out of hell, and the girl wasn't terribly attractive, so...
So... you fucked her? Right?
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a383/lennedsay/Photo%20Shoot/L22222.jpg)
So... you fucked her? Right?
:wag
You're going to get me in trouble with demi.
Have you ever dated a black guy?
:bow (http://i34.tinypic.com/2vaf3ol.gif) :bow2
:bow (http://i34.tinypic.com/2vaf3ol.gif) :bow2
Well hello thar (http://i34.tinypic.com/2vaf3ol.gif)
Well hello thar (http://i34.tinypic.com/2vaf3ol.gif)
:o You made an avatar-sized Jinfash?
:bow arbys :bow2
Well hello thar (http://i34.tinypic.com/2vaf3ol.gif)
:o You made an avatar-sized Jinfash?
:bow arbys :bow2
She's married, and me and blackmage are next in line. >:(HEY FUCK BOTH OF YOUU GUYS AT LEAST YOU TWO ARE PRETTY ALONGSIDE YOUR MENTAL ISSUES, I JUST HAVE THE MENTAL ISSUES
i made an emoticon too
:tauntaun
see thats muckhole
She's married, and me and blackmage are next in line. >:(HEY FUCK BOTH OF YOUU GUYS AT LEAST YOU TWO ARE PRETTY ALONGSIDE YOUR MENTAL ISSUES, I JUST HAVE THE MENTAL ISSUES
warm, moist
i made an emoticon too
:tauntaun
see thats muckhole
It's pretty close except for the ears.