all you people talk about is sex... sheesh
My favorites
Missionary to Cowgirl
Doggie to Reverse Cowgirl
also fucking from the side that works too.
the spoon position. That's the position for a lazy couple.
Laying on your sides and basically you're fucking her from behind but laying down. It's so fucking awesome. It's all the pleasure without all the hard work. It also feels tighter in that position for one reason or anothe. It also gives easy access to the beautiful gorgeous tits that you've been wanting to touch. Holy fucking I love that position. And if you're really talented... you can give her a nice little reach around and stimulate her while you're also fucking her in that nice little vagina. It's also a nice position if you want to get access to anal. It works so perfectly. Not to mention, once you're done. you just put your pants back on and you're ready to go. Or if you want to soak in your own juices, you just pull out a little and lay there. I actually like staying in for a while afterwards and just kind of relaxing while it naturally wiggles it's way out. OH MY FUCKING LORD I'M HORNY.the spoon position. That's the position for a lazy couple.
What's that?
Laying on your sides and basically you're fucking her from behind but laying down. It's so fucking awesome. It's all the pleasure without all the hard work. It also feels tighter in that position for one reason or anothe. It also gives easy access to the beautiful gorgeous tits that you've been wanting to touch. Holy fucking I love that position. And if you're really talented... you can give her a nice little reach around and stimulate her while you're also fucking her in that nice little vagina. It's also a nice position if you want to get access to anal. It works so perfectly. Not to mention, once you're done. you just put your pants back on and you're ready to go. Or if you want to soak in your own juices, you just pull out a little and lay there. I actually like staying in for a while afterwards and just kind of relaxing while it naturally wiggles it's way out. OH MY FUCKING LORD I'M HORNY.the spoon position. That's the position for a lazy couple.
What's that?
I numb my left hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. It's called the stranger. My favorite. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :humpDid you tell that bitch to stop text messaging you? You should have gotten some head first. Fatties always give the best head because they know they need something to get a man and it sure as hell isn't going to be that fucking tubby ass belly of theirs.
This thread is a success
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!I did that today :shh
This thread is a success
unlike your sex life
And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or moviewtf?
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!I did that today :shh
And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
That sounds uncomfortable, but I guess that's the price one has to pay to get some good deep dicking.
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!I did that today :shh
And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie
I seem to have trouble with that one... maybe it just seems awkward to me, or I just suck.
Nah, it's pretty awkward until you get used to it. It's a different movement of the hips than most positions. It's like the white people's doggy style so we can both watch Lost.Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders. Good thing mom's too dead to read this!I did that today :shh
And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie
I seem to have trouble with that one... maybe it just seems awkward to me, or I just suck.
White people do doggystyle?when I want to pull her hair like reigns on a horse I do.
There's a first time for everything.
White people don't doggystyle? That's like second best, since I can lay down all lazy like and just worry about holding my hips up.
I've never played a video game or watched TV while on top, but now I want to
Seems it would be distracting though
Rear Naked Choke. :lol
I like being on top if I have something to hold on to for leverage, say a couch or something.:bow
I have this thread a 3 Finger Salute :-[
What the fuck is this? A thread about favorite sexual positions started by a career virgin? This just serves as evidence that people will run with the flimsiest excuses to post about sex, and even worse, employ extreme braggadocio to show off their "experience" or "prowess."
SHITEBIN. PD making a thread about favorite sexual positions is just as inessential as me making a thread about my favorite types of ham radios.
What the fuck is this? A thread about favorite sexual positions started by a career virgin? This just serves as evidence that people will run with the flimsiest excuses to post about sex, and even worse, employ extreme braggadocio to show off their "experience" or "prowess."
SHITEBIN. PD making a thread about favorite sexual positions is just as inessential as me making a thread about my favorite types of ham radios.
You're just mad that you're a virgin in the closet.
Wrong.I've bounced on your nuts before.
Wrong.I've bounced on your nuts before.
Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.
That was almost funny.Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.
with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.
:lol :lol :lolIll have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.
with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.
That was almost funny.Ill have to say doggy providing i can make the back of her head touch her back by using her hair as a handbrake.
with the ugly bitches you bang, i'm not surprised doggy is your favorite position.
the last time i answered this question, it took me a very long time to justify my answer so i'll just say, i like freaky stuff ;)
the last time i answered this question, it took me a very long time to justify my answer so i'll just say, i like freaky stuff ;)
You're a rapist aren't you?
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Kelly Ripa is demonstrating my favorite position. And she's demonstrating something else too :hyper