THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 03, 2008, 03:24:42 AM
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I think there's a definite possibility. I may have even been close to that point. I can say with some certainty that if I consumed a bottle of liquor and did something harsh, like smoking PCP again, I'd be fucking someone's jack russel terrier. I'd even bet money on it.
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Define "animal"
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i could eat my own tongue.
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Fuck no.
So certain you are. An opiate overdose kills not because of any sort of cell toxicity, but because the body "forgets" to breath. Surely there must be some combination of chemicals that can make one forget their own sexual mores.
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i don't really see how mores are involved here. it's just the lack of an impulse. or are you implying that there's actually an internal impulse that we're not aware of because it's being blocked by some firewall before reaching our conscious mind?
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i don't really see how mores are involved here. it's just the lack of an impulse. or are you implying that there's actually an internal impulse that we're not aware of because it's being blocked by some firewall before reaching our conscious mind?
I'm not saying there's an internal desire to fuck animals, but I am thinking there is a sort of "sexual firewall." And we all know that people can get drunk enough to fuck fat chicks, so why not animals? Women have maternal instincts that make sex more complicated, but for men, sex is just a warm hole. Really, for men, when you get right down to it, there's little difference between a human female and a raccoon when it comes to sex.
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i probably should know better than to play straight man (in both senses haha) when you're trolling like this, but from the few sexual experiences i've had, the actual mechanical sex part didn't feel much different or better than masturbation, and the sense of emotional connection from the "foreplay" stuff was far more powerful. but maybe we were doing it wrong. or maybe I'm just really good at masturbation.
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You clearly have a woman's mind. Men aren't supposed to be into foreplay. I'd suggest you start taking an MTF hormone regimen ASAP since you are clearly supposed to be the gender you are not.
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Well geometrically, anybody here could have sex with an animal.
The most interesting question is what kinds of drugs it would take for them do that.
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So basically, it isn't the act of sex, but the feeling you get once it's complete? That, more than anything else, points towards this being a mental thing, a block, brought about by social or possibly id-based conditioning.
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for me the most intense pleasure I've ever felt in my life wasn't even from foreplay proper, but from a backrub she gave me an hour before (my first time). I think it was mostly psychological, and based on her interest in me, although I absolutely felt it as physical. the psychosomatic pleasure of knowing someone is attracted to me and wanted to have sex with me and was willing, dwarfed the physical pleasure of actually having sex.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
Combine viagra with anything.
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Viagra is relatively benign, at least in terms of overdose potential. Its effects on the heart are relatively overstated. It treats a few genetic disorders of the heart and some relatively rare complications. It's a pretty safe drug, and it strengthens the action of the heart--not the sort of thing that makes heart attacks happen.
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I would imagine that most men don't have a huge range between enough drugs to do lassie and permanent erectile failure.
To get a combination of male genitals and animal whole that can be called sex, I'm guessing that we'd have to go into synthetics territory.
The problem is that we'd definitely have to cross out any drugs like viagra or even rohypnol as they would skew the results of course.
Judging by Charlie in IASIP, with his abortion-surviving and teen-fiance-abstaining characteristics, I'm suggesting Elmer's as the control drug for a negative result.
Also, I'm pretty sure a raccoon would die of internal injuries if you tried to fuck it. They aren't much bigger than a cat.
actually my friend's uncle heard of a guy in his village getting stuck in a chicken, which raccoons of course can eat. I haven't asked my biology teacher yet but I'm pretty sure that if you can eat an animal, you can survive anything that it can survive having sex with. might get stuck tho.
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I know for a fact that plenty of other people can fuck animals stone cold sober, so I'd imagine there is something out there that would make me feel pretty good about it. About 3 days with no porn would probably do the trick actually.
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i went to high school with a dude that told everyone he fucked his cat
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i probably should know better than to play straight man (in both senses haha) when you're trolling like this, but from the few sexual experiences i've had, the actual mechanical sex part didn't feel much different or better than masturbation, and the sense of emotional connection from the "foreplay" stuff was far more powerful. but maybe we were doing it wrong. or maybe I'm just really good at masturbation.
That's interesting...I've read that a different set of brain chemicals is released while orgasming in sex vs. masturbation. It probably has a lot to do with foreplay and being with the other person.
As for animals, hell no. When I get slightly buzzed, I'm too in control of my senses. When I'm too drunk, I'm not even horny. Obviously weed, LSD, mushrooms, coke, etc. aren't enough. Maybe if you take too much klonapin, or some other drug that makes you black out while you're fully awake, and happen to run into an unsuspecting sheep.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
adderall and peyote
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I would be too afraid that the animal would orgasm into a rainbow-coated bucket singing "auld lang syne"
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What I learned today: The citizens of evilbore are either lying to or deluding themselves, or they've never been truly fucked up.
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wasted?
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i've already fucked a few hogs in my day. So sure
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It wouldn't matter, if I was so wasted that I could think about doing that I wouldn't be able to get up or get it up.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
I voted yes, before reading this. I think I should have voted no.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
I voted yes, before reading this. I think I should have voted no.
only thing I can think of are some antipsychotic drugs that you can black out on while still being active, yet out of control.
I've never tried PCP though.
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No, never. I cuddle kitties and puppies and give them hugs and kisses, but never anything obscene.
I've never done drugs like that, though.
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Of course not. It's disgusting
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Of course not. It's disgusting
It's TVC
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also, if you fuck an animal, that automatically makes you a top ranked furry.
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No. I would never want to be that high.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
I voted yes, before reading this. I think I should have voted no.
VIAGRA, dude. You'd have no choice but to keep it up. What if you just smoked a bunch of dust and I slipped a viagra in your bottle of schlitz, and there just so happened to be an attractive raccoon in the room? Nobody would ever know.
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What kind of drug combination could get you fucked enough to keep it up, yet be so out of it you'd fuck a woodland animal?
I voted yes, before reading this. I think I should have voted no.
VIAGRA, dude. You'd have no choice but to keep it up. What if you just smoked a bunch of dust and I slipped a viagra in your bottle of schlitz, and there just so happened to be an attractive raccoon in the room? Nobody would ever know.
I would probably go for a wooly sheep or something.
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Do bears count as animals? :pirate
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Yeah, but chances are that unless you lived in Kentucky or some shit, you'd have to drive to get a sheep or a nice flesh-like pig. What if raccoons and coyotes are all that's readily available, and you're rearin' to go?
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Yeah, but chances are that unless you lived in Kentucky or some shit, you'd have to drive to get a sheep or a nice flesh-like pig. What if raccoons and coyotes are all that's readily available, and you're rearin' to go?
Where I'm at there's sheep a plenty.
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I wouldn't fuck an animal for a million dollars. Too much of a mind lock on that shit
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The fear factor would be too high, to combine with the bestiality.
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Sorry, I wouldn't fuck an animal
Sentience turns me on.
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i've been drunk/high (usually in combination) enough to fuck some women i wasn't sure i shared a genus with
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I've never been wasted enough to fuck a human I wasn't already involved with, so probably not.
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i've been drunk/high (usually in combination) enough to fuck some women i wasn't sure i shared a genus with
Germans really are a category by themselves.
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Suppose you had to fuck an animal, and there was absolutely no way out of it for whatever reason, but you were allowed to choose the animal you fucked. Which animal would you choose?
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Suppose you had to fuck an animal, and there was absolutely no way out of it for whatever reason, but you were allowed to choose the animal you fucked. Which animal would you choose?
Chimpanzee?
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I've never been wasted enough to fuck a human I wasn't already involved with, so probably not.
you've never been at a really awful party when totally uninvolved?
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Suppose you had to fuck an animal, and there was absolutely no way out of it for whatever reason, but you were allowed to choose the animal you fucked. Which animal would you choose?
Dolphin
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I'd fuck a tiny dog. Easy to carry around with me. He could lick my balls too.
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Suppose you had to fuck an animal, and there was absolutely no way out of it for whatever reason, but you were allowed to choose the animal you fucked. Which animal would you choose?
willco's mom
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Suppose you had to fuck an animal, and there was absolutely no way out of it for whatever reason, but you were allowed to choose the animal you fucked. Which animal would you choose?
willco's mom
So a goat then?
(http://www.sassygoatmilksoap.com/SassyGoatMilkSoap.jpg)
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Changed my mind: if someone told me I could fuck Pam Grier and Hellen Mirren at the same time if I fucked an animal...I'd do it raw
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Changed my mind: if someone told me I could fuck Pam Grier and Hellen Mirren at the same time if I fucked an animal...I'd do it raw
(http://www.usmagazine.com/files/HELEN_BLOG_0.jpg)
(http://i38.tinypic.com/281sw6.jpg)
I absolutely love where this is going. :lol
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If you're wasted and on viagra, can you easily cum or do you just last indefinitely?
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Changed my mind: if someone told me I could fuck Pam Grier and Hellen Mirren at the same time if I fucked an animal...I'd do it raw
(http://www.usmagazine.com/files/HELEN_BLOG_0.jpg)
(http://i38.tinypic.com/281sw6.jpg)
I absolutely love where this is going. :lol
No, I want Mirren as she currently looks and Jackie Brown era Grier, for the ultimate MILF fest
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You kidding, PD? Just fucking look at Mirren in Caligula:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/26/article-0-026C5E3900000578-177_468x266_popup.jpg)
She is like ATOMICALLY hot.
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TRUE but I really want to have sex with an older older lady as hot as Mirren. Holy shit she's flawless
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Found this retrospective of Helen Mirren's tits through google image search: [NSFW]
http://samuraifrog.blogspot.com/2007/02/you-want-to-fuck-queen.html
TRUE but I really want to have sex with an older older lady as hot as Mirren. Holy shit she's flawless
but she's like 70. As soon as you grab her funbags, you'll hear the air squeeze out of her nipples.
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Statistically I'm probably going to have sex with plenty of young women. With that in mind why not bang a 60+ year old HOT lady, it's like seeing Niagara Falls: something you only need to do once, but most be done before you die.
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in retrospect I think I've jacked off to the entirety of Caligula several times during my teen years.
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statistically speaking your being very optimistic.
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Damn, PD's out to rob the nursing home.
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Damn, PD's out to rob the nursing home.
:lol
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Shit, I forgot she was in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. Peter Greenaway ftw. I just watched Greenaway's The Draughtsman's Contract (the movie abrader took his avatar from), and I think it's pretty much one ofmy favorite movies ever. The Cook, The Thief. . . is also a pretty fuck awesome movie.
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Statistically I'm probably going to have sex with plenty of young women. With that in mind why not bang a 60+ year old HOT lady, it's like seeing Niagara Falls: something you only need to do once, but most be done before you die.
"I basically loathe all young men, actually." —Helen Mirren
Helen doesn't like you're statistics.
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VIAGRA, dude. You'd have no choice but to keep it up. What if you just smoked a bunch of dust and I slipped a viagra in your bottle of schlitz, and there just so happened to be an attractive raccoon in the room? Nobody would ever know.
Plus, they'd wash you off afterward. Most girls won't even do that for you.
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I think TVC would do it, enjoy it and ask for more.
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I think TVC would do it, enjoy it and ask for more.
If by asking for more you mean having seconds of his post-coital BBQ of the critters he fucked, cleaned and field-dressed while staring into the glass eyes of their taxidermed heads on his wall, then yeah, I could see it.