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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FatalT on November 03, 2008, 04:17:32 PM

Title: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: FatalT on November 03, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
On a road going from my college to where I live, there's a section where there's 2 lanes on the right and they merge into 1 lane right before going onto a bridge.

I hate stupid cunts who ride the right lane until the very end and then jump over at the last minute.

I hate stupid cunts who fly up on the right lane and cut in front of people even more so I always try to stay pretty close to the car in front of me going down that road to the bridge.

Some stupid fucking bitch who can't drive flies up in the right lane and is side-by-side with me at the point where the lanes merge into one. I stayed strong and stayed close to the car in front of me so the stupid fucking whore ass fucking bitch couldn't cut in front of me.

Pissed me off so much, but I pussied out and backed off so she cut in front of me. I should've let the whore crash or fly off the bridge into the river and die a fiery fucking death and burn in goddamn hell with fucking satan.

It would not have been my fault either since I was going the speed limit and I had the right-of-way the whole time. Stupid fucking cunt should have merged over 2 miles ago since there are clearly signs posted saying THIS MOTHER FUCKING LANE IS GOING TO GODDAMN END YOU VAPID CUNT all along the road.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I COULD STRANGLE A BABY RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Tieno on November 03, 2008, 04:20:04 PM
u mad?
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 03, 2008, 04:22:42 PM
what a wuss
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Post by: Bloodwake on November 03, 2008, 04:27:20 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: demi on November 03, 2008, 04:30:57 PM
his face is as red as his hair

i'll take a jr bacon cheeseburger and a coke
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Tauntaun on November 03, 2008, 04:32:57 PM
Quote from: demi on November 03, 2008, 04:30:57 PM
his face is as red as his hair

i'll take a jr bacon cheeseburger and a coke

You gotta pull on his pigtails and make him squeal.  :tauntaun
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: FatalT on November 03, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
 :-\

My hair isn't red. It's dark blond.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: demi on November 03, 2008, 04:40:27 PM
and my food isnt gonna fucking make itself
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 03, 2008, 04:41:53 PM
ROAD RAGE! Play some Saints Row 2. That always helps me. I get so mad at all the people and cars in the way during any chase segment.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: xnikki118x on November 03, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
Man why did you let her merge in front of you? Not your fault the bitch can't read!
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Post by: Beardo on November 03, 2008, 07:06:04 PM
Dont be such a pussy next time.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Bildi on November 03, 2008, 09:00:26 PM
I hate pushy mergers too. :punch

Quote from: FatalT on November 03, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
VAPID CUNT

Great phrase.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: drozmight on November 04, 2008, 07:40:12 AM
NO YOU
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Purple Filth on November 04, 2008, 08:56:06 AM
Quote from: Groo on November 04, 2008, 08:25:47 AM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on November 03, 2008, 04:36:48 PM
I thought this was about ATI or sumthin

Me too :(

Same here.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Cravis on November 05, 2008, 12:21:25 PM
If it makes you feel better about 6 months ago going to work I saw what was left of someone's car who tried to do that. That same spot their car was upside down on the fence. Douchebag probably tried to fly up and got sideswipped. Don't know how the hell they ended upside down but it was hilarious nontheless.

Do what I do... sometimes as the lane's about to end I start to straddle the line just a little bit with my right tire so they see that I don't give a crap if they're there or not. They can back off or go off the road to try to get around me. Even then if I start to see the gap opening I'll gun it so there's no way in hell they can get in.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Tauntaun on November 05, 2008, 12:25:46 PM
Quote from: FatalT on November 03, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I COULD STRANGLE A BABY RIGHT NOW

LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with.  :-*

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Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Cravis on November 05, 2008, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on November 05, 2008, 12:25:46 PM
LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with.  :-*

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Not a good idea. He was so pissed that instead of strangling it he would have ripped the damn head off while trying to strangle it. Let him wrangle with yours and..... Dude ouch, just ouch.
Title: Re: FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS
Post by: Tauntaun on November 05, 2008, 05:19:27 PM
Quote from: Cravis on November 05, 2008, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on November 05, 2008, 12:25:46 PM
LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with.  :-*

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Not a good idea. He was so pissed that instead of strangling it he would have ripped the damn head off while trying to strangle it. Let him wrangle with yours and..... Dude ouch, just ouch.

I like it ruff. :mrt