THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on November 04, 2008, 10:14:44 AM
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Currently, I'm attending my first class in five weeks (it starts in eight minutes). Yes, five weeks.
My heart is beating extremely quickly and I feel faint.
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EVERYONE IN THE CLASSROOM IS LOOKING AT YOU AND WHISPERING "HEY IT'S THAT LAZY DUDE WHO HASN'T BEEN IN CLASS"
THEY'RE ALL POINTING AND LAUGHING TO THEMSELVES
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Just picture everybody naked, and with switched anatomy.
Good luck man, I hope you aren't failing because of the absences.
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EVERYONE IN THE CLASSROOM IS LOOKING AT YOU AND WHISPERING "HEY IT'S THAT LAZY DUDE WHO HASN'T BEEN IN CLASS"
THEY'RE ALL POINTING AND LAUGHING TO THEMSELVES
I know no one cares, but still. Just picture everybody naked, and with switched anatomy.
Good luck man, I hope you aren't failing because of the absences.
I haven't had any exams or papers yet, but I'm really fucking behind.
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Just talk to the professors if you haven't already, and talk about what you can do to catch up.
Trust me, I (unfortunately) have some experience with this.
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Shit I can't read the notes on the screen anymore. In five weeks my eyes have deteriorated that badly.
Just talk to the professors if you haven't already, and talk about what you can do to catch up.
Trust me, I (unfortunately) have some experience with this.
I don't like talking to people at the moment.
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I don't like talking to people at the moment.
I know exactly what you mean. But it's important, man. If you have an adviser, talk to them about it. Just talking to someone can help a lot.
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wait, are you seriously talking about a real class? ???
I thought it was a metaphor for Bore :-\
Since when has evilbore had class?
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I missed a marked assignment, but because it wasn't in the syllabus, I won't be docked.
edit: I talked to the prof
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I thought I was caught up in contracts, but I'm about 100 pages behind. :'(
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Welcome back! :hyper Now you can comment in this thread.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=26101.0
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cute girl wearing flannel :heartbeat
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Welcome back, Malek. How went the hiatus?
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cute girl wearing flannel :heartbeat
only in canadia :cancry
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Welcome back, Malek. How went the hiatus?
Horrible.cute girl wearing flannel :heartbeat
only in canadia :cancry
:usacry
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our flannel-wearing women are indistinguishable from lumberjacks :usacry
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What if I find lumberjacks to be hot.
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I should start paying attention to class, but people keep asking inane questions.
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Don't choke! Don't choke!
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I should start paying attention to class, but people keep asking inane questions.
The next time someone does, jump and and yell "Not in MY Canada!" and slam a textbook closed. Then sit back down like nothing happened.
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"What if some improbable event happens, followed by several even more improbable events? HUH WELL?"
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What if I find lumberjacks to be hot.
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=04f86138f898d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCRD
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it's been more than two weeks since i last attended class :-\
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I attend every class since I sleep best at these times.
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Five weeks? Holy shit dude, that's one third of a semester (well, at my school)
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My college has attendance policies :-\
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Malek! It's a good start, what did the prof say about your absences?
Five weeks? Holy shit dude, that's one third of a semester (well, at my school)
Half at my school.
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What if I find lumberjacks to be hot.
Then I've got some links I can share with you
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I doubt a professor would even recognize a long absent student in a lecture hall type setting. If the class has 20 people in it they'll probably realize you're a lazy bastard. There are 100 people in my econ class, there's no way the prof knows I skip
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The legal methods class splits into a 20 person class, and I missed an assignment, so, yes, she noticed.
Anyway, I saw a school psychologist at lunch, and I'm seeing her again tomorrow at noon.
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:) That's good.
Feel a bit better about things now?
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No.
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Crap, a visiting prof/lawyer, and now we all have to introduce ourselves to the class. This will be fun.
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Is the psychologist hot?
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No.
And this is one of the negative things about sitting in the back cornet: last to introduce myself and allow the anxiety to rise.
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You just have to say "I'm Malek, my major is ____" right? I almost have a heart attack everytime I speak in class but introductions ain't bad
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They're all gonna laugh at you, sorry. Enjoy your day!
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You just have to say "I'm Malek, my major is ____" right? I almost have a heart attack everytime I speak in class but introductions ain't bad
yup
I stuttered on the word "originally." :( oh well, it's over.
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I declare this the most pathetic/boring live blogging ever.
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Say something.
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In class or online, you pasty honkey?
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This is equivalent to a 1Up Live Blogging
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Crap this assignment is going to take a long time to complete. :-\ And it's due in five days. :'(
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i thought i was done with your pissing and moaning for a year...
DUDE
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/xanax1.jpg)
SWALLOW SOME ALREADY I MEAN JESUS
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The guest lecturer is a blonde, Swedish babe. (I was afraid to post that while she was in the room)
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It's getting warm in here.
*slips off pants*
Go on.
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It's always been warm in here. At least Maleks been sweating since the the beginning of the thread.
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Need webcam pics.
Malek, some buddhist monks take vows of silence and only speak by writing on a chalkboard they carry around with them. You could circumvent this whole anxiety thing with that.
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Need webcam pics.
Malek, some buddhist monks take vows of silence and only speak by writing on a chalkboard they carry around with them. You could circumvent this whole anxiety thing with that.
That's an awesome idea. Though Malek won't did the religion thing.
Just always wear a scarf and when some one asks about you not speaking just tap your throat.
The scarf will also cover up your neckbeard so it's win win.
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Live blogging's done for today--and forever.
My Rilo Kiley T-shirt is soaked, so Father Mike was right about the sweating. I'm also exhausted and very light headed. Anxiety sucks. I should find a shack in the woods and be done with it.