THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 04:53:53 AM
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Funniest movie of the decade. R Kelly is the new Ed Wood. Oh lord. I was laughing so hard during the film and afterwards I thought "nothing is topping that," Then we watched the 'R Kelly Commentary remix'.
I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE.
Imagine MST3k, except they're covering their own movie and they're dead serious about it. Now add blue screen and horrible camera cuts and cigar smoke that dissapears once it goes past the blue screen line. Let me say, the best part is R Kelly's evil laughter.
GO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxIZ31UmHXo
Chapter One
And this version is actually better than the actual version in the movie. The movie version has no crescendos or samples, just the three basic chords you hear in the background.
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I got really wasted and actually managed to watch the whole thing last weekend. I felt sick afterwards though.
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It helps to be drinkinig while you watch the movie.
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So...is he intentionally trying to be funny?
The title leads me to believe R. Kelly is gay. Maybe it's just me.
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I am pretty sure he thinks this is serious real life drama. It's either the greatest self-parody of all time or the king of all so-bad-its-great movies. I mean if it's self parody- he doesn't even break character during his commentary. Infact, he just makes the film look dumber.
Following the on screen lines:
Then opens the dresser (dresser) He looks at the closet (closet) I pull out my Beretta (Beretta) He walks up to the closet (closet) He's close up to the closet (closet) Now he's at the closet (closet) Now he's opening the closet
R Kelly comments:
"You see here, I pulled out a beretta because I needed a word that rhymed with dresser."
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Oh gawd... :duh
(I noticed the Berretta part. :lol I was like WTF?...)
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Wait, R Kelly explains it better than I can
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8LAeI2KyVM
God bless youtube
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I WANT A LAUGHING R KELLY EMOTICON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y7z4KtNKYo
3:35 in
SOMEBODY MAKE IT
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Tron makes me laugh.
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cliffnotes of the film?
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cliffnotes of the film?
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8351/dannymaniccharmap2rn1.gif)
I love how Twan is just stuck there in the middle. Poor Twan. He just gets no ass.
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cliffnotes of the film?
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
:lol thanks
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Oh, it's Twan? How disappointing.
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And he got shot too. Pretty bad day for Twan
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That shit was funny as hell.
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(http://myspace-192.vo.llnwd.net/00904/29/16/904346192_l.gif)
(http://myspace-183.vo.llnwd.net/01317/38/18/1317158183_l.gif)
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jesus cloud that gif is fucking great. You need to put some text in that first one. The comentary is great too.
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I love the midget part. The first 5 aren't nearly as bad as the last 7. Holy God, it gets ridiculous.
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THANKS CLOUD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI
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Mad TV (yes, would you believe) did a good skit making fun of it.
WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET SOME CHEERIOS
SAID BITCH I WANT SOME CHEEEEERRIIIOOOSS
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Weird Al did a 10 minute long parody of it on his last album.
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Yeah, I don't know... his parody wasn't that great. Gets stale pretty quick.
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I was being informative, not saying it was any good.
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trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over... :-*
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I was being informative, not saying it was any good.
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I know... I was just talking about it.
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trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over... :-*
I do that with Happiness. :D
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trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over... :-*
I do that with Happiness. :D
lol
WTF?