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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 04:53:53 AM

Title: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 04:53:53 AM
Funniest movie of the decade.  R Kelly is the new Ed Wood. Oh lord.  I was laughing so hard during the film and afterwards I thought "nothing is topping that,"  Then we watched the 'R Kelly Commentary remix'.

I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE.

Imagine MST3k, except they're covering their own movie and they're dead serious about it.  Now add blue screen and horrible camera cuts and cigar smoke that dissapears once it goes past the blue screen line.  Let me say, the best part is R Kelly's evil laughter.

GO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW

Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 05:28:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxIZ31UmHXo

Chapter One

And this version is actually better than the actual version in the movie.  The movie version has no crescendos or samples, just the three basic chords you hear in the background.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Polari on November 27, 2006, 05:36:27 AM
I got really wasted and actually managed to watch the whole thing last weekend. I felt sick afterwards though.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 05:39:56 AM
It helps to be drinkinig while you watch the movie.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 27, 2006, 06:10:08 AM
So...is he intentionally trying to be funny?



The title leads me to believe R. Kelly is gay.  Maybe it's just me.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 06:15:32 AM
I am pretty sure he thinks this is serious real life drama.  It's either the greatest self-parody of all time or the king of all so-bad-its-great movies. I mean if it's self parody- he doesn't even break character during his commentary.  Infact, he just makes the film look dumber. 

Following the on screen lines:

Then opens the dresser (dresser) He looks at the closet (closet) I pull out my Beretta (Beretta) He walks up to the closet (closet) He's close up to the closet (closet) Now he's at the closet (closet) Now he's opening the closet

R Kelly comments:

"You see here, I pulled out a beretta because I needed a word that rhymed with dresser."
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 27, 2006, 06:19:18 AM
Oh gawd...   :duh 


(I noticed the Berretta part.   :lol  I was like WTF?...)
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 06:28:32 AM
Wait, R Kelly explains it better than I can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8LAeI2KyVM

God bless youtube
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 08:30:47 AM
I WANT A LAUGHING R KELLY EMOTICON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y7z4KtNKYo

3:35 in

SOMEBODY MAKE IT
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 10:23:08 AM
Tron makes me laugh.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 27, 2006, 10:54:26 AM
cliffnotes of the film?
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cloudwalking on November 27, 2006, 10:56:08 AM
cliffnotes of the film?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8351/dannymaniccharmap2rn1.gif)

I love how Twan is just stuck there in the middle. Poor Twan. He just gets no ass.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 27, 2006, 10:57:49 AM
cliffnotes of the film?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337
:lol thanks
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:02:51 AM
Oh, it's Twan?  How disappointing.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 11:03:44 AM
And he got shot too. Pretty bad day for Twan
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 27, 2006, 11:10:03 AM
That shit was funny as hell.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cloudwalking on November 27, 2006, 12:16:21 PM
(http://myspace-192.vo.llnwd.net/00904/29/16/904346192_l.gif)

(http://myspace-183.vo.llnwd.net/01317/38/18/1317158183_l.gif)
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 27, 2006, 12:33:10 PM
jesus cloud that gif is fucking great. You need to put some text in that first one. The comentary is great too.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 01:03:24 PM
I love the midget part.  The first 5 aren't nearly as bad as the last 7.  Holy God, it gets ridiculous.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: etiolate on November 27, 2006, 09:26:39 PM
THANKS CLOUD
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 09:30:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 10:49:57 PM
Mad TV (yes, would you believe) did a good skit making fun of it.

WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET SOME CHEERIOS
SAID BITCH I WANT SOME CHEEEEERRIIIOOOSS
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:26:51 PM
Weird Al did a 10 minute long parody of it on his last album.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 11:27:43 PM
Yeah, I don't know... his parody wasn't that great. Gets stale pretty quick.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:29:20 PM
I was being informative, not saying it was any good.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: mikesphat on November 27, 2006, 11:33:31 PM
trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...  :-*
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 11:34:58 PM
I was being informative, not saying it was any good.

 ???

I know... I was just talking about it.
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:36:59 PM
trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...  :-*

I do that with Happiness.  :D
Title: Re: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet
Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 12:07:23 AM
trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...  :-*

I do that with Happiness.  :D
lol

WTF?