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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2008, 10:31:35 PM

Title: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2008, 10:31:35 PM

Promises aren't enough; I want action soon, within the first 100 days at least.  Else why did I bother voting?

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 05, 2008, 10:35:23 PM

Previous reports of Obama being the Messiah have proven false; consequently, he can not perform miracles.

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Brehvolution on November 05, 2008, 10:37:24 PM

Early reports show that black pussy is in high supply.

Go demand. :-*

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: drohne on November 05, 2008, 10:48:47 PM

i figure obama's best chance of getting you laid was last night -- a friend of mine invited me to phonebank with him, and only the thought of girl volunteers and postvictory celebrations made me consider it for a second. but i don't know if girl volunteers celebrate that way, and i'm just about sure that i wouldn't figure into any such celebration

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 05, 2008, 10:50:37 PM

A lot of college girls will use anything as an excuse to get laid.  No doubt a lot of Postvictory sex went down, especially from the volunteers.

Y'all missed your chances.

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2008, 10:55:35 PM

I did check out a few bars that had election parties but it was all couples.  oh well.  there's always the next historic bellwether election in 20 or 30 years and maybe better research funding strategies will find ways to keep me well-preserved till then

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Rman on November 05, 2008, 11:02:52 PM

A lot of people got laid yesterday.  Celebration sex and all.  You missed out. :(

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2008, 11:03:49 PM

Guess Obama's brand of watered-down center-left politics just isn't enough.  I'll have to redouble my efforts to put a true Communist into office.

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 05, 2008, 11:07:29 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2008, 10:55:35 PM

I did check out a few bars that had election parties but it was all couples.  oh well.

All the singles were  :hump at the time.

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: demi on November 06, 2008, 12:15:13 AM

i got laid. jerked off nice and slow, to soak in the new... uh, year

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Mandark on November 06, 2008, 12:41:15 AM

You needed to volunteer.

Campaigns draw idealistic liberal college chicks who, in the throes of victory, would be very likely to read deep soulfulness into your weird personal tics, Being There-style.

You should have taken a lesson from Obama's campaign and done the prep work ahead of time.

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 08, 2008, 04:30:21 PM

http://wonkette.com/404255/liberals-all-boned-after-obama-win (http://wonkette.com/404255/liberals-all-boned-after-obama-win)

this is just rubbing it in.  :(  oh well, I'm not a liberal and who would want to have sex with them anyway?    *hums Phil Ochs under his breath*

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 08, 2008, 04:43:22 PM

Your best chance now is if you're black and resemble Obama. 

Title: Re: Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?
Post by: radioheadrule83 on November 09, 2008, 11:44:34 AM

Tony Blair is now a Quartet peace envoy to the middle east...

perhaps when Obama is done being prez, he can be Hitch