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On the party night I was walking next to a girl with a beer in my hand when this girl turned exact and she was the right height so that her nipple rubbed against the back side of my hand.
:o :o :o
Heh, wait til you put them in your mouth or your cock between them. That is thread worthy. smh
once this hot girl hugged me for finding her pen and it was so hot and i got an erection and she noticed it and she grabbed it and she said tonight come to my house and ill help you find your pen and i was like okay but i didnt lose my pen but i said okay and i decided to go to the house that night well when i got there her mom was there and she had a mustache and i was like woah why do you have a mustache and she was embarrassed haha well anyway i got to the house and her sister was there and she had these blue panties on and she offered herself to me and i was like woah i am here for your sister but this is nice and she helped me find my pen if you know what i mean haha well anyway i was done with her so i went up to the girl from befores room and she was there with no clothes on and she said i think your pen is in my vagina and i said no pens cant be in vaginas and she said yes they can you can stick things in them and i was like wat
an add me to your fucking PSNI'm not ignoring you, I didn't even know. Will do soon. :-*
Guybrush I want to throttle your mouth so hard that you choke and throw up all over my penis and then I want you to put your face in the semen/acid concoction and slurp it down while I sing Velvet Underground songs
So... details?
How big were they?
Perky or saggy?
Was she fat?
Was she hot/okay/icky?
GOD I need details!
So... details?
How big were they?
Perky or saggy?
Was she fat?
Was she hot/okay/icky?
GOD I need details!
they were GINORMOUS.. for a b cup
well they werent saggy but she had a bra on so i dont know normal?
she was okay... i'd do her!
i'd do her!
The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.
Lennedsay, I'm guessing Bmage is young. Young girls don't have saggy boobs.
Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!! ... Back in grade 10. ... ... Jesus :'(.
The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.What? I thought even homos liked boobs
once this hot girl hugged me for finding her pen and it was so hot and i got an erection and she noticed it and she grabbed it and she said tonight come to my house and ill help you find your pen and i was like okay but i didnt lose my pen but i said okay and i decided to go to the house that night well when i got there her mom was there and she had a mustache and i was like woah why do you have a mustache and she was embarrassed haha well anyway i got to the house and her sister was there and she had these blue panties on and she offered herself to me and i was like woah i am here for your sister but this is nice and she helped me find my pen if you know what i mean haha well anyway i was done with her so i went up to the girl from befores room and she was there with no clothes on and she said i think your pen is in my vagina and i said no pens cant be in vaginas and she said yes they can you can stick things in them and i was like watPost of the year
The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.
What if they are man boobs?
On the party night I was walking next to a girl with a beer in my hand when this girl turned exact and she was the right height so that her nipple rubbed against the back side of my hand.
:o :o :o
did you feel her hardness?
i said oops sorry and she said its ok with a look like this on her face. :|
Lennedsay, I'm guessing Bmage is young. Young girls don't have saggy boobs.
I beg to differ, unfortunately :(
Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!! ... Back in grade 10. ... ... Jesus :'(.
was it good? you can touch my boobs
Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!! ... Back in grade 10. ... ... Jesus :'(.
was it good? you can touch my boobs
Not really. I ended up trying to embarrassingly explain that it was an accident, which was very obvious, so I just ended up making the situation worse. We could both touch our own boobs with one and and then move around said hand with each others other hand. We'll call it the double loser rudder.
Do you mean rock solid pecs, or the ones that fat guys have. I like the former, but the latter is ugh.
Not really. I ended up trying to embarrassingly explain that it was an accident, which was very obvious, so I just ended up making the situation worse. We could both touch our own boobs with one and and then move around said hand with each others other hand. We'll call it the double loser rudder.
Too hetero. lock this shit.
Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM. You know you were talking about girls. :wag
Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM. You know you were talking about girls. :wag
Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM. You know you were talking about girls. :wag
I was talking about girls boobs, and I'm a girl. So I at least tried to increase the level of homo.
Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM. You know you were talking about girls. :wag
I was talking about girls boobs, and I'm a girl. So I at least tried to increase the level of homo.
What a true EB patriot. Fighting the goof fight. Giving it her all. Countering the evil of hetero with virtues homo. Why i bet if I told you about how I want to accidentally rub my hands all over your body, you try and and bring moral balance back to the tread by telling us about your collage lesbo experiences? Right? God bless you.
dp
I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences
I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences
O no, what I have i done. I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories!
Who was the first recognized homo anyways?
I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences
O no, what I have i done. I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories!
Oh god! They're too steamy! I wouldn't want to hinder anyone's homoerotic tendencies with possible (probable) raging erections caused by mental images of scantily clad lipstick lesbians.
Think of EB, guys...
Who was the first recognized homo anyways?
God
I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences
O no, what I have i done. I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories!
Oh god! They're too steamy! I wouldn't want to hinder anyone's homoerotic tendencies with possible (probable) raging erections caused by mental images of scantily clad lipstick lesbians.
Think of EB, guys...
Too hetero. lock this shit.
Too hetero. lock this shit.
There is a cheeseburger in one of my classes, I'll touch his/her boob to make up for it. I think a swig at the penis might be possible, but s/he might have had it removed.
Too hetero. lock this shit.
There is a cheeseburger in one of my classes, I'll touch his/her boob to make up for it. I think a swig at the penis might be possible, but s/he might have had it removed.
on the topic I've met a post-op cheeseburger and she (he?) allowed me to fondle her boobs. Nice but weird.
This is the sort of thing you'll tell your grandchildren.
I remember one time when I wrapped my arms too far around a girl and got some sideboob. God it was awesome. I've never forgotten it.
This is the sort of thing you'll tell your grandchildren.
I remember one time when I wrapped my arms too far around a girl and got some sideboob. God it was awesome. I've never forgotten it.
If this is your sexual highlight, you won't be having any grandchildren.
how were they? did they turn u on?spoiler (click to show/hide)yeah let's make everyone uncomfortable[close]
If you're gonna make threads like this do it right
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92942
If this is your sexual highlight, you won't be having any grandchildren.
I don't like the semen guzzling which inevitably comes after all the sucking. But whether or not I cum guzzle sort of depends if I'm emotionally attached to the guy in question, which is often NEVER.
Jinfash has obviously never been in a relationship with a man before.
Yeah Jinfash, you better hold your position for now.
We need a man on the inside. :teehee
Would you guzzle for me, GG?
I once touched a girls anus.
With your tongue?No.
What?I once touched a girls anus.
Got tired of looking at the poop stains on your dog's ass?
Would you guzzle for me, GG?
Probably. You have a hott beard, IIRC.