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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Costanza on November 09, 2008, 02:29:04 AM

Title: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Costanza on November 09, 2008, 02:29:04 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kidnapped_boy_found_safe_imagines

I feel bad for laughing at this :(

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 09, 2008, 02:37:45 AM

Costanza, you're going to hell where Satan will eternally donkey punch you while fucking you with a giant scimitar strap-on.

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Reb on November 09, 2008, 09:59:40 AM

The Onion can be so harsh sometimes.

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 09, 2008, 10:08:12 AM

Quote

"And the little pinkie finger you miss so much," he added.

Holy crap, Onion.  :-\

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Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: castle007 on November 09, 2008, 11:23:24 AM

That is not even close to being funny  :o

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 09, 2008, 12:05:00 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: duckman2000 on November 09, 2008, 12:07:44 PM

I don't get it, is this in reference to some real case?

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Tieno on November 09, 2008, 12:08:40 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on November 09, 2008, 12:07:44 PM

I don't get it, is this in reference to some real case?

It's a story about a kidnapped boy who imagines he's being saved, while still kidnapped. Don't think it's referencing a real case.

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Reb on November 09, 2008, 12:14:37 PM

I don't think it's funny, but I do "appreciate" it.

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 09, 2008, 12:56:22 PM

 :lol :lol :lol

That was great.

Title: Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 09, 2008, 12:57:10 PM

 :-\ :'( :( :usacry