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Title: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 03:28:48 PM: Everyone has one. Let's hear 'em!
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: cloudwalking on November 27, 2006, 03:29:31 PM: So where's yours?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 03:30:58 PM: I'll post mine using a fake account so CrystalGemini doesn't yell at me. Or Disposable White Guy could tell it for me.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: TVC15 on November 27, 2006, 03:36:59 PM: I threw a case of empty Yuengling bottles off my dorm's roof. And a rotting vodka filled watermelon out of my dorms window. And I threw up basically all over Scranton. And in a cop car. I was drinking in someones basement, stood up, whacked my head on the ceiling, and remained unconscious until the next morning. More stuff too, but I'm keeping myself from putting embarassing stuff down.

Oh, one time I threw up like 3 bottles worth of cough medicine onto a pricey math textbook. I think that may be the actual reason I stopped being a CS major - I couldn't go to class anymore because my textbook was glued shut and reeked like Robitussin.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Polari on November 27, 2006, 03:56:00 PM: I killed my memory last weekend and have been lying in bed ever since, so yeah, I can't think of anything.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 27, 2006, 04:00:37 PM: I once drank so much I vomited ALL over the chick I was macking on, and woke up with my head resting in vomit that had pooled in a potted plant.

I also once macked on this hot goth chick and she BIT me while we were making out. HARD. On the fuckin' neck. Fuckin' yelled at her bitch ass and the "hosts" asked me -- who was BLEEDING! -- to leave because apparently I wasn't a hot goth chick but was in fact just some sausage :(
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Vizzys on November 27, 2006, 04:13:40 PM: Your a vampire!
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 04:17:27 PM: biting turns me on
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 27, 2006, 04:18:47 PM: not "hunk of flesh off your neck" MASTICATING, sir
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:22:50 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 04:00:37 PM
I also once macked on this hot goth chick and she BIT me while we were making out. HARD. On the fuckin' neck. Fuckin' yelled at her bitch ass and the "hosts" asked me -- who was BLEEDING! -- to leave because apparently I wasn't a hot goth chick but was in fact just some sausage :(

:lol
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:23:51 PM: Fucked some chick when I was drunk because she said she would cry rape charges if I didn't.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 05:24:01 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 04:18:47 PM
not "hunk of flesh off your neck" MASTICATING, sir
True. I had a girl bite my tongue once. Creeped me out, so I bit hers backs. That was the weirdest make out session ever. I liked it.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:24:14 PM: studied.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: rocketman on November 27, 2006, 05:25:24 PM: Thus far, it has to be going up to fat chicks, screaming SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES.

I had pictures. One wasn't actually fat, and had some nice tits. Thicky thick girl.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:27:09 PM: See the big wooden baby in the background?

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/meandJohnSchulz.jpg)

We ended up getting smashed that night and burning it in the dumpster, the police, EMS and Fire Department were called and my friends were banned from having any more parties. I also threw a Michigan blanket in the fire. This was about 2 years ago.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:27:56 PM: is that megafoo?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM: Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:28:44 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:27:09 PM

We ended up getting smashed that night and burning it in the dumpster, the police, EMS and Fire Department were called and my friends were banned from having any more parties. I also threw a Michigan blanket in the fire. This was about 2 years ago.

:lol
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Christopher on November 27, 2006, 05:28:58 PM: a lot of inside jokes that probably wouldn't be funny as Shake said my other stories sucked their pretty much of that same thing, you had to be there moments.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:29:21 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:27:56 PM
is that megafoo?
No
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't :-[
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:31:18 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't :-[

Meth ???
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:35:33 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't :-[

you know those various pictures of that girl in different stages of her crack addicition? yer about halfway there.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:36:24 PM: More like 2/5, I still have 24 more years to live!
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:39:14 PM: You guys are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Have you ever even SEEN someone ravaged by drugs?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:40:13 PM: yeah -- whiteacid
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:40:17 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:39:14 PM
You guys are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Have you ever even SEEN someone ravaged by drugs?

yeah, your mother
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:40:45 PM: My reply was better. His mom probably isn't alive, so that's just mean.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:41:10 PM: redWOOD is the sexiest fucking drug addict to walk the planet, then

black mage: NO, YOUR mother.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:41:21 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:40:45 PM
My reply was better. His mom probably isn't alive, so that's just mean.

hey, i didn't kill her... the drugs did
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:41:31 PM: whiteacid is a cutie pie. Leave her along. :-\ :-[
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 27, 2006, 05:41:50 PM: Yeah, lay off whiteACID. As long as she quits smoking cigs, she'll still be pretty in five years :)

Stupidest thing I did in college...damn talk about subjective. I'll have to think about it, decide what stupid really means. Does it mean the worst risks with your health? Does it mean acting crazy?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:42:14 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:41:10 PM
redWOOD is the sexiest fucking drug addict to walk the planet, then

black mage: NO, YOUR mother.

bring it on, old timer! Ill fucking kick your walker out from under you!
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:42:35 PM: Yeah, for a drug addict whose body has been worn away by substance abuse - whiteACID is pretty hot :hyper
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM: Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 05:43:37 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't :-[

you know those various pictures of that girl in different stages of her crack addicition? yer about halfway there.

I'd like to see these pictures, please.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:44:41 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM
Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.

People from the midwest are monsters.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Cheebs on November 27, 2006, 05:45:07 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:44:41 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM
Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.

People from the midwest are monsters.
I grew up in Ohio and now live in Michigan.

:-\
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:45:23 PM: FUCK OFF
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:45:46 PM: You're a monster
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 27, 2006, 05:45:57 PM: less chat; more lines of freebase off PD's ass
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:47:15 PM: Now all she has to do is ask for a tag change to show how much William REALLY loves her. "Is fuchsiaACID taken?"
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:48:38 PM: If I can't have her - no one can!

Let's all freebase off Maurice's black canyon
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Cheebs on November 27, 2006, 05:48:46 PM: where is the mysterious new poster that will tell Willco's story! :(
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM: This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:51:45 PM: Jesus Fuck, I attention whore when I'm not even trying
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 27, 2006, 05:52:07 PM: Quote
Nicad6969: Do you want me to tell them a classic Federman story? They could go to KATES PLAYGROUND and essentially get the same thing
wfederman007: no shell see it and get pissed dont say anything shitcock

SORRY NI FA GUYS
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2006, 05:52:36 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:51:45 PM
Jesus Fuck, I attention whore when I'm not even trying

Because you're adorable. :-[
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:53:19 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM
This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.

You cut me deep
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 05:54:36 PM: GIRLY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:57:02 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM
This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.
Since apparently I can't make polls yet I just made one in my head.

Are you glad Cyanista's back?
yes
no

I voted yes
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 05:57:53 PM: I vote sexy
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 06:00:19 PM: I can make poles like you wouldn't believe. :-*
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 06:00:42 PM: :o :o :hyper
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: TVC15 on November 27, 2006, 06:04:11 PM: I heard Willco let a horse fuck him while he was wasted because a couple of frat boys with a video camera convinced him he was on a new adult version of Double Dare.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Polari on November 27, 2006, 06:06:57 PM: Erm, you all do know what addiction means, don't you? Doing a bit of speed every now and then isn't an addiction.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 27, 2006, 06:08:23 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2006, 06:04:11 PM
I heard Willco let a horse fuck him while he was wasted because a couple of frat boys with a video camera convinced him he was on a new adult version of Double Dare.

I did love me some Double Dare.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was a stallion, not a horse :shh
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Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 06:29:57 PM: Hey but I'm from the midwest.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 27, 2006, 08:01:54 PM: (http://www.lowcarbluxury.com/crystallight.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/f/f2/Absolut-vodka-bottle.jpg)

:shh
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 27, 2006, 08:03:24 PM: College?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 27, 2006, 08:10:21 PM: Making frozen pig bomb's in biology class. One thing not to do is fuck with my projects. And someone in the class fucked with my project so it was time for payback. What better way to get the guilty party than to make sure everyone gets it. When the pigs started to thaw it was only time before they blew open spewing out the inners. I didnt know it'd be as successful as i had hoped. It was nasty for those that didnt know about it. And hilarious for those that did.

Professor was a bitch though and made us all do a paper on how it happened. I just thought it was worth it to see peoples faces. Class terrorism i tell ya.
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: Christopher on November 27, 2006, 08:14:10 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 08:10:21 PM
Making frozen pig bomb's in biology class. One thing not to do is fuck with my projects. And someone in the class fucked with my project so it was time for payback. What better way to get the guilty party than to make sure everyone gets it. When the pigs started to thaw it was only time before they blew open spewing out the inners. I didnt know it'd be as successful as i had hoped. It was nasty for those that didnt know about it. And hilarious for those that did.

Professor was a bitch though and made us all do a paper on how it happened. I just thought it was worth it to see peoples faces. Class terrorism i tell ya.

um what the hell? I took biology with lab my freshman year and our experiments/lab work is STRICTLY supervised by the TA, what college let you do this shit?
Title: Re: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 27, 2006, 08:19:20 PM: Fresno State

It was fun it wasnt dangerous. They didnt have a TA for labs we just had the professor. But we had to clean the pigs before freezing them cause we used pigs from the farming department of the college. So we got to see the pig from life to death. I cant remember who came up with the idea originally. But it was someone from my group project and it was great.