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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: dcharlie on November 12, 2008, 11:12:26 AM

Title: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: dcharlie on November 12, 2008, 11:12:26 AM: FUCK ME

i just returned from a CANADIAN EXPOSE evening sponsored by CANADA as a nation of, what i can assume, music hating fucktards.

4 bands

The Woodhands - average averageness from the planet averageness where they were disqualified from the annual interesting competition for being too average.
SAINT ALVIA CARTEL - the previous band were so bad, i couldn't tell if you were good or not. I felt unoffended and i am inclined to thing yoou were okay! well done, you are tonights winners
PATRICK WATSON - titty fucking christ , i listened to your stuff prior to the gig, but you decided to FUCKING SUCK instead. Good choice MORANS
BEDOUIN SOUNDCLASH - congraturashuns, your lead singer was so fucking wasted he couldn't figure out that his guitar was out of tune. So fucked that people started leaving.

so , what can i say? hurrah for canada - 4 of their finest came and only 1 of them decided not to shit the bed.

fucking golf claps all round.
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: T234 on November 12, 2008, 11:23:51 AM: :piss Canadian Music :piss2
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: tiesto on November 12, 2008, 11:27:06 AM: Quote from: T234 on November 12, 2008, 11:23:51 AM
:piss Canadian Music :piss2

Luke Fair is the only Canadian music I need :heart
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2008, 11:27:33 AM: Would you have rathered Bryan Adams and Celine Dion"? ;)
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 12, 2008, 11:35:09 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
But Canada also has some awesome bands like Arcade Fire, Stars and Broken Social Scene!

yeah, I was gonna say, Montreal's Arts & Crafts is okay!
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: T234 on November 12, 2008, 11:39:25 AM: I tend to only be in favor of Canadians that only have vaginers.

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Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 12, 2008, 11:54:06 AM: Boards of Canada is awesome!

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but they're from Scotland, so Canada only gets a few measly residual points for that
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Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2008, 12:02:07 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
Quote from: T234 on November 12, 2008, 11:23:51 AM
:piss Canadian Music :piss2

Most Canadian music is shit. Rather, most music in general is shit.

QFT. For damn sure.
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 12, 2008, 12:15:17 PM: I've seen Stars live twice, they played Look Up both times
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 12, 2008, 01:55:57 PM: Haha, if Japan wasn't entertained they must have been really bad.
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: muckhole on November 12, 2008, 02:00:31 PM: A friend of mine has a vendetta against Bedouin Soundclash after they broke into his backstage area and swiped all the beer during his set. Sounds like the lead singer is keeping true to form.
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 12, 2008, 04:18:31 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 12, 2008, 11:35:09 AM
Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2008, 11:28:32 AM
But Canada also has some awesome bands like Arcade Fire, Stars and Broken Social Scene!

yeah, I was gonna say, Montreal's Arts & Crafts is okay!

I :heartbeat Canadian music.

Stars! The Dears! Metric! New Pornographers! Arcade Fire! Feist! Broken Social Scene! Wolf Parade! Sunset Rubdown!

Quote from: mojovonio on November 12, 2008, 01:54:41 PM
I've seen stars about 5x now and they never played Elevator Love Letter.

In fact, they didn't really play anything from Heart at all. Though they were pretty short sets. They did play Calender Girl though!

My wife and I have seen Stars six times since 2003. They've played Elevator Love Letter at every single show.
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 12, 2008, 04:23:19 PM: I have a policy of not putting two songs by the same artist on a mix CD

but my most recent mix CD has songs by Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, and Sunset Rubdown. CHEATING!
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: tiesto on November 12, 2008, 04:51:24 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 12, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
I have a policy of not putting two songs by the same artist on a mix CD

but my most recent mix CD has songs by Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, and Sunset Rubdown. CHEATING!

Whenever I made my DJ mixes, I used to have a similar policy, then I was just like "fuck it"... plenty of the pros do it, why restrict yourself?
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - le
Post by: Draft on November 12, 2008, 04:58:14 PM: (http://lost.co.nz/cartoons/spacemoose/strips/tunes.png)
Title: Re: Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on November 13, 2008, 04:39:24 PM: :-\ Please don't let those 4 awful bands be your only exposure to Canadian music. They fucking suck.