THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:08:34 AM

Title: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:08:34 AM

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2qiyd6g.jpg)

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: trippingmartian on November 14, 2008, 03:10:56 AM

Brilliant. :lol

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: cool breeze on November 14, 2008, 03:15:10 AM

choice A so I can make a rope out of her hair and hang myself

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2008, 03:18:35 AM

b, best of both worlds

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: BlackMage on November 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM

i bet fish head sucks a mean cock

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 14, 2008, 03:23:48 AM

b doesn't talk and has a vagina.

Quote from: BlackMage on November 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM

i bet fish head sucks a mean cock

also this

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:24:48 AM

It's a choice between mouth and titties or vagina and ass.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 14, 2008, 03:25:51 AM

well to be fair fish head has a mouth and those titties are kinda small

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:29:07 AM

Yeah, but don't imagine that particular girl. I imagine someone...else

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MCG/FPFD1298~Ariel-Dreams-Under-the-Sea-The-Little-Mermaid-Disney-Posters.jpg)

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 :-*

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: cool breeze on November 14, 2008, 03:31:30 AM

you have to take into account that you both will starve and die on that Island

thinking about it more, at least I can eat top the head of B and live a bit longer.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: MCD on November 14, 2008, 03:42:41 AM

a

there must be a hole somewhere...

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: bork on November 14, 2008, 03:46:46 AM

This is from Short Cuts, an awesome comic series.

(http://www.moeside.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/3fdacdc34daf_1077F/f4746828bc32db5e175c592abe310a6d3.jpg)

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 14, 2008, 03:53:59 AM

Quote from: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:24:48 AM

It's a choice between mouth and titties or vagina and ass.

"choice" lol

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 14, 2008, 10:24:33 AM

Typically I am a leg/ass/vagina guy, but I think I would pick b in this situation simply because of the Ariel/Little Mermaid fantasy.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Greatness Gone on November 14, 2008, 10:53:28 AM

I really doubt that mermaid vagina is all that different from human vagina. I'd pick A.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: GilloD on November 14, 2008, 10:57:04 AM

Mouth and tits, no doubt. B people are freaks

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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 14, 2008, 11:38:02 AM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1695207

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2008, 12:11:43 PM

A.  She can still jerk me off and I can still fuck her mouth.  And I'm a face to face kinda guy and I couldn't look at that fish head.

Besides, cuddling wouldn't be romantic with b :(

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: muckhole on November 14, 2008, 12:17:09 PM

Regardless of A or B, the smell would likely be the mood killer here.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: tiesto on November 14, 2008, 12:18:45 PM

I think I saw this dilemma on Roosh V's blog before... def. go with A.

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: drew on November 14, 2008, 12:39:47 PM

does the fish talk, if the fish talks im def going with b

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: drew on November 14, 2008, 04:19:23 PM

if it has an australian accent like Claire from LOST i think we might be alright

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: djkimothy on November 14, 2008, 04:47:49 PM

"A" still has to poop somehow so....

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 14, 2008, 05:13:56 PM

Quote from: djkimothy on November 14, 2008, 04:47:49 PM

"A" still has to poop somehow so....

I was gonna post this.


Also, you could train A to catch fish to eat, whereas B couldn't swim in the ocean for shit (or understand English.)

Also, A's teeth will fall out eventually.  :teehee

Title: Re: Dilemma-Bore
Post by: drew on November 14, 2008, 05:33:58 PM

WAIT

TRICK QUESTION

if i chose a i could grab onto her titties and she could swim me to safety like a dolphin!