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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on November 14, 2008, 02:52:59 PM

Title: God Crash sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 14, 2008, 02:52:59 PM
This movie is so sensationalistic

not to mention that annoying pulsing music in the background
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
Fallout 3 sucks

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please install :(
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Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 14, 2008, 03:09:45 PM
Also watch the movie based on the book :hyper

:bow Ballard :bow2

Crash > Crash
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2008, 03:10:22 PM
I only saw the movie.

The worst part about Crash is that it is so dumbed down that any subtlety has been removed in the process.  Instead of doing the common covert racism of clutching onto purse strings tighter or holding your white Christian girlfriend tighter as you walk past a black group, which may or may not be a gang, the movie makes everything so blatant.  Cue Sandra Bullock complaining out loud about having your shit stolen because a non-white is installing the locks.  Everyone in the movie is so racist that I think a Klansmen might have been taken aback by it.

The only guy that turned out to seem non-racist turned out to be the worst one.

I thought the movie could have been much better if they turned down the overt racism.  The writers should have had a little more faith in Crash's intended audience and intelligence.

One of the most overrated movies in the decade.

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I cried when Don Cheadle discovered his dead brother  :'(
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Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2008, 03:29:00 PM
smh @ white people catching feelings over crash.
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2008, 03:30:34 PM
Where's the punch emoticon when I need it?
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 14, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
My man Brendan Fraser is in this movie.
How can it be bad?
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Robo on November 14, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
I still can't get those ejaculate stains off my dash panel. :(
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 14, 2008, 03:45:45 PM
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Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Robo on November 14, 2008, 03:51:38 PM
You don't have nearly enough alligators between Cronenberg and DMB for me to approve of this ranking.
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 14, 2008, 03:57:29 PM
You don't have nearly enough alligators between Cronenberg and DMB for me to approve of this ranking.

5 alligators means "such a great difference science cannot measure it"
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Robo on November 14, 2008, 03:59:49 PM
In that case, signed and stamped.
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 14, 2008, 05:03:24 PM
Holy shit Baudrillard did an essay on Crash :hyper

TVC find that for me.

It's a good read:
http://www.depauw.edu/sfs/backissues/55/baudrillard55art.htm

really difficult to find too
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google: "Baudrillard crash"
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Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 14, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
well, enjoy.  and try not to fall asleep like I always do when I read Baudrillard. Most interesting/boring writer ever. :lol
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Robo on November 14, 2008, 05:23:11 PM
too interesting and too boring
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Eric P on November 14, 2008, 05:27:35 PM
Holy shit Baudrillard did an essay on Crash :hyper

TVC find that for me.

It's a good read:
http://www.depauw.edu/sfs/backissues/55/baudrillard55art.htm

really difficult to find too
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google: "Baudrillard crash"
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that magazine is so good if you go through the archives.  richly entertaining and informative
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Propagandhim on November 14, 2008, 06:22:25 PM
God Crash sounds like an awesome supermove in Street Fighter.
Title: Re: God Crash sucks
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 14, 2008, 06:25:01 PM
well, enjoy.  and try not to fall asleep like I always do when I read Baudrillard. Most interesting/boring writer ever. :lol
I've read enough Baudrillard to make me not believe in anything ever again.

belief is just a signifier to reality which is a simulacrum...or sumthin'

God Crash sounds like an awesome supermove in Street Fighter.

God-uh Cuh-Lash-u!  I can hear it now.